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/\ \ /\ \ /\__\ the glorious hogs of entropy
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\:\ \ /::\ \ /:/ _/_ present unto you
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\:\ \ /:/\:\ \ /:/ /\__\ issue #174
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/\ /:/\:\__\ /:/__/ \:\__\ /:/_/:/ /\__\ >> "Barbeque, I Don't Like You" <<
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\:\/:/ \/__/ \:\ \ /:/ / \:\/:/ /:/ / by -> Phorce
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\::/__/ \:\ /:/ / \::/_/:/ / n
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\:\ \ o \:\/:/ / \:\/:/ / t oink you, pal.
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\:\__\ g \::/ / f \::/ / r
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\/__/ s \/__/ \/__/ o p y
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okay, so here goes: so, a duck and a barbeque walk into a bar, and
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the bitch duck (who's a female) shouts, after a heated argument, "barbeque,
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i don't like you."
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the barbeque is so charmed by this unintentional rhyme that he turns
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it into a pop ditty that takes the country by storm. the barbeque and the
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duck team up under the name "barbequed duck" and sign a big deal with
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polygram.
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but what's wrong? they lack inspiration. simply put, they have no
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talent. the song "barbeque, i don't like you" may have been amazing, but
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since then the duck and the barbeque have been having problems recreating
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the creative process which produced the first song.
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they try everything. they visit almost every bar they see, hoping to
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reproduce that first moment of inspiration that spawned their first song.
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they pick fights over everything; from the subtleties of apparel choices
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to the grand disputes of political ideology.
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but they fail. why? because BARBEQUES AND DUCKS CAN'T REALLY SING
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AND THE DUCK WAS A BITCH ANYWAY AND THE FIRST SONG WASN'T REALLY THAT GOOD
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REALLY AND THE BARBEQUE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANY TALENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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STUPID ASSES. I HOPE THEY LEARNED THEIR FUCKING LESSON.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #174 -- written by phorce -- 12/30/97 *
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