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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #159
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$$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %%
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>> "Dick Van Dyke" <<
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by -> Jubjub
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so anyway, there's this comedian named penis van lesbian, and he's
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really funny. one night he's performing and after the show this guy comes
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up to him and says "you're hilarious! i'll pay you $500 to work for me,
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what's your name?" so penis says "penis van lesbian." and the guy replies
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"oh.. that name isn't marketable, bye" and he leaves. so, the next night
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penis is performing and after the show a guy comes up to him and says "hey,
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i'll pay you $1000 to work for me.. what's your name?" "penis van lesbian"
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"i'm sorry.. that name doesn't sell" and the guy leaves. the next night
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penis does a show and backstage a guy comes up and says "i'll pay you $1500
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to perform at my club, what's your name" "penis van lesbian" and the guy
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says "ahh.. that's ok, we can just change it to dick van dyke"
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #159 -- written by Jubjub -- 12/17/97 *
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