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\___| |_| hogs of entropy issue #120 -> "on yumas" - by, THE HACKERS!
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detailed within this document is a dialogue containing america's
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least notorious hacker, yumas. the following interview was recorded
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may 3, 1997 at 3:16am. the interviewer was crash override.
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Crash: hello, yumas. is this connection working? is your bits per second
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elite?
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Yumas: NO
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Crash: i recently heard, through my sources, that you have exploited many
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isps in the midwest area. tell us about it.
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Yumas: isps?
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Crash: you know, internet service providers. don't play dumb with us,
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yumas! don't worry, we won't narc on you. this is for PHRACK.
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Yumas: in that case, why yes, i enjoy hacking from time to time. i guess
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you could call it one of my pasttimes.
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Crash: but tell us how you do it, yumas! we want to know your secrets!
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our sendmail exploits have all been found out! our backdoors
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have all been snuffed out! help us, yumas, tell us your secrets!
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Yumas: i lied. i don't hack. i crochet.
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Crash: oh, ok.
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the following is a review of the above interview, as done by lord
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nikon. lord nikon, as you may recall, is not from scotland.
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i think it is interesting to note that such an unavowed hacker as
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yumas would express such a keen disinterest in hacking. it is almost as
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thought she really has no interest in hacking, which is astounding.
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included here are tips on how to be a better hacker than yumas.
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these tips are provided by acid burn.
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y0 liek my computer sez u r fuckien on my turf, dewd. u r
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terminated, lamer!!!!!
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NO CARRIER
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #120 -- written by THE HACKERS -- 6/11/97 *
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