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:::::- hogs of entropy #98 -::::
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>> "the intertwining worlds of the dumb and the ugly" <<
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*or*
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>> "why holly is a whore" <<
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-::: by pixy :::-
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h0lly is a whore. you don't believe me?!@#? well, one day when i was
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sitting in that wonderful IRC channel #dto, she up and says "why does my
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spellchecker for email stop on spermicide????" i don't know about you, but
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i'll presume that you haven't used the word "spermicide" in any email in
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your life. i know i haven't. maybe *i'm* the abnormal one, but for this
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article i'll say that i am normal and h0lly is just a whore.
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that's not enough proof for you of her whoreness? alright, alright.
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well the rules of being a whore might help me explain better how h0lly is
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one.
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rule #1: you're female
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of course that's a rule. guys aren't whores, they're studs. that is
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and always will be the rule.
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how h0lly fits: she's female. that's easily established.
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---
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rule #2: you're ugly
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there is no such thing as a beautiful whore. if you're beautiful,
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you use guys, marry into money, and divorce rich. you don't go
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around fucking IRC guys, much less #zines guys.
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how h0lly fits: she humped hardc0re.
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rule #3: you're dumb
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the word whore and dumb go hand in hand. have you ever met a smart
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whore? didn't think so.
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how h0lly fits: when confronted and told that she was dumb she
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replied with "oh yeah! i'm dumb. heheheh i must
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have forgot that i'm dumb!@#"
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rule #4: you're a giggly retard
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you say things to the "studs" like "heheheheheh you're so funny!" -
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especially when the male counterpart said something really fucking
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stupid. in other words, the female's lips are "glued" to the males
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penis.
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how h0lly fits: right after she humped hardc0re she was a giggling
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retard. everyday in #zines she would flirt
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disgustingly 'til i finally got tired of it and
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banned her.
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of course i still see her whoreness in #dto because mogel "loves
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everybody" and doesn't let me ban her. does she write for DTO? nope. does
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she write for any 'zine? nope. she's just there to be a whore.
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i have set out to kill all the dumb whores. it is my homework
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assignment. yes, it will take years, but it's my life goal. you are more
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than welcome to help in my mission. you have the rules; now use them to
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your advantage.
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DOWN WITH THE WHORES.
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* (c) HoE publications & metalchick. HoE #98 -- written by pixy -- 4/28/97 *
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