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| | "The gNu Hog Order" | |
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| | By: Mogel/Corrosion | |
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This is NOT Chapter I
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The thunder crushed across the morning sky and the tale of armageddon
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was to unravel. Daylight gave way to the caress of darkness, and lightning
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dragged it's talons through the cities. Humanity was holding itself
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together by a single thread of hope that all would end. The children
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amassed to wonder what would save their pathetic lives from the ruin that
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had been swept on them so fast and forceful. The edlers gathered together
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for protection. The junction of time and space was under siege by a
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horrible force, the force of hypocracy unleashed. It inhabited all things
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around it, it began to assimilate itself. It not only tore at it's flesh
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from both ends, but it ate at itself from the very core. It ate at it's
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young heart and it died a slow painful death that would mean ruin of the
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age of man.
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It came at once. Entropy was born.
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Entropy was the force that pulled us all toward our dying day.
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Anything random, anything that seperated, anything that had it's own
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tendancy to move away from order was Entropy. The human race had become
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Entropy's favorite pet and so set upon the land of the dying race.
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It began devouring one of the very things that which all people
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held dear - security. The waves of trust ripped and tore at each other as
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it forced people to stop thinking. Homes, Buildings, Cities, Countries
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imploded and melted away as Entropy took hold with an icy, demonic grip.
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The fabric of reality as we know it was fraying at it's edges.
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It was all child's play. It was all too easy.
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Alas, there was one sliver of hope the world had left to prevent
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this genocidal erasure of humanity from the tyranical greed that was
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Entropy. It was the Hog. And it was from the great pools of life that the
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dawning of the Hog was to come. It was a happening of random, beautiful
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pure randomness. The Hog, knowing this randomness was to go forth, and
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bring the wisdom to the outsiders. In the days of the Hog's youth he
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traveled to the edges of the Earth, silently observing the predictability,
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and knowing it to be false. True, he appeared a simple Hog, but not so,
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for he was an extraordinary example of the evolution of disorder. A
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perfect glitch.
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It was in this chance consummate purity that he reveled. The people
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of the third star from the Sun were to be taught well this deterioration
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of uniformity, and the task was at hand. The Hog set out at day break on
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the fateful day, known thereafter as The Day of The Awakening, and came
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upon a prime subject for teaching.
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Alas, the Hog's judge of character was not as broad as his
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knowledge, and he was remanded to perform in a circus side show as "Harpo,
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The Talking Pig." After his refusal to speak, he was sold to Pigman's
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Bar-B-Q of Rodanthe, North Carolina where he was to be held as a mascot.
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The owner, captivated by the enlightenment bestowed upon him by the Hog
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and after many bottles of stout ale, set the mighty Hog free. It was
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here that his sidetracked, but nevertheless majestic voyage was to truly
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begin.
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This is not Chapter One Either
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Entropy's only glitch was the Hog, and the Hog's only glitch was
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the devil Entropy. They were the same, spawned from one another and
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yet they were of opposite threads. Entropy, the seething hypocritical
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materialization of mankind's darkest traits, and the Hog, it's hunger
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for knowledge, and respect for balance. The were like brothers and yet
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they would tear each other apart at the slightest opportunity.
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They were cosmic rivals with powers unmatched.
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The Great Hog was to give his benevolent gift to humanity and thus
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he was immediatly sucked into a loophole, a vacuum, and teleported to the
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darkest, most vile patch of earth. It was here the bringer of the darkness
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waited to slaughter it's brother. The Hog was planted firmly in New York's
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Central Park.
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The park began to fill with the society's most destructive freaks,
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all under the control of Entropy. They gathered around the Hog and
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prepared to begin a mighty clash against the Great Hog of Randomness.
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These outcasts were no petty criminals, they were armed with information,
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albeit sometimes erroneous, and chatter was heard in the crowd...
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"Hey, I have this great file on how to make a Draino bong! We could use
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that!" "No man, it's a Draino bomb! Not bong - a bomb!" "Yeah, well I
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have a file one of them too.." The battle lasted mere seconds as the
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Hog merely spoke to them his words of wisdom. The Hog has grown more
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powerful and more wiser the longer he lived apart from his vile brother.
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Each man was scarred with an insigna by the Hog as each collapsed
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from such a sudden burst of knowledge. Life. It was all so obvious, and
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these mortals had never realized it. Each of their arms now read:
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Ride the Wave of Evil. Use it for Good. Be a Hog of...
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And from this band of hoodlums, thieves, vandals, explorers, and
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mercenaries came the first wave of the Great Hog's Disciples. They
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latched onto the Hope and the Wisdom that the Hog taught them. They rode
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the wave and they were almost truly free.
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Almost.
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We are Almost at Chapter one Now, So Be Patient
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Entropy could not stand the worship and respect of anything...
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Especially not Logic and Wisdom. Those were deadly forces that could not
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be trifled with as easily. He immediatly delved into all taps of power,
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randomness, and breakdown at his command and blasted it at the Hog.
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The Hog, being the very soul brother of Entropy was attacked on two
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fronts. The first being the sheer outer power of force ripping at the
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Hog's logical existance... the second more important being the inner
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conflict. Any great true power can only be completly destroyed from the
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inside. The shards of inate logical magic that both entities possessed
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began to battle viciously at each other. The world shook like an
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earthquake.
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The Perfect Glitch that has laid the path for Humanity's creation,
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and possible destruction was the object of the conflict. It's was a
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complete paradox that was imploding on itself to eventually come up with
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a final, undefinable answer. Entropy was destruction through total
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randomness. The Great Hog was the creation of something better through
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randomness. It was a logic that could not be settled peacefully.
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The sheer lust for destruction that Entropy wished on the Great
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Hog was enough, however, to do the last final blow. The Great Insult of
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Existance was cast onto the great Hog through pure self dread and ended the
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life of the Great Hog. His head was completely obliterated and there was
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a moment of silence which seemed to last for days.
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But Entropy had still failed. The Wisdom was passed quickly to the
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instant mortal disciples who knew they must propogate the Hog...for the Hog
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was not control. The Hog was freedom through the true perfect glitch that
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was Entropy and Logic simultaneously.
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.zeec z$$$F
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3$$$$$. d$$$$b All people are bound by a
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$$$$$$c ..eeeeee.. 4$$$$$F universal force...the force is
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^*$$$$$ce$$$$$$$P$$$be$$$$$$" something that not be looked at
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^""*$$$$$$"""""$$$$$$$$$* directly, but can only have
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.$$$$*" ^"$$$$$" characteristics of it described.
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z$$$P" "$$$$. The force, as it is, is called
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.$$$P ^$$$$ Entropy, and it pulls everyone
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$$$$ /~\ /~\ '$$$b and everything in a direction.
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J$$$" @ @ *$$$. Be it one man's chaos, and
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$$$P ^$$$L another man's hell, and yet
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.$$$F $$$$ another man's paradise. Entropy
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4$$$" .... $$$$ is always there. Every action,
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4$$$ zd$$$$$$bc $$$$ move, force we make to fight
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4$$$r d$P""$$""*$b $$$$ Entropy gives an equal reaction
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$$$L 4$$" 3F 4$$F $$$$ back that is a due effect of
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$$$$ ^$$L .$b..d$$" 4$$$F that cause made. Entropy is
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'$$$L ^*$$$$$$$$P" $$$$ this. Entropy is the random
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@$$$c ^"****"" d$$$" force that can bring life to a
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^$$$$c .d$$$P stop or a start. The Great Hog
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^$$$$b. z$$$$P has summonded people...and he is
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$$$$$$e......e$$$$$$ bringing forth a new religion
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@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@ from our cow instinctal roots.
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@@$$$$$$$$$$@@ The new Hog followers will
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Gilo94' worship only one thing, and that
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is the NON-Worship of anything.
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The Great Hogs final words to his children were this:
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"They will be the Hogs of Entropy, and they will ride the oceanic
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waves of randomality until the world has been completely pulled to a final
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future through means of man or means of nature or both and the final fate
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is still being written."
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Now for Chapter One.
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|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|=-=-=-=|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|
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| Mogel-Land........2157323413 /I'm a PiG\ Paranoia Subnormal.2153395831 |
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| Hacker Crackdown..2159451907 |H )\@_@/( P| K0De Ab0De.........71339K0DES |
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| T.E.K.A.T.........9088132738 |o ( (o) ) i| The Great Hog......800THEPOOL |
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| I Forget..........6105448001 |G <_O_> G| the NEXT generation |
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| /<RaD-/<-/< House.8103480421 |s BuUuRP! s| of stoopid... |
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| Purple Hell.......8067910747 \I'm a PiG/ |
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Copyright (c) 1994 HoE Publications, Mogel, and Corrosion #36 --> 12/09/94
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All rights Reserved.
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