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| | "HoeDate #1" | |
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| | By: Mogel | |
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\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /
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(Save these! They are collectors items!)
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I am a cool guy and shit. That's right.. even as ELITE as I am, I
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still must proform the same bodily fuctions that you do. Wow. Okay, here's
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the deal.. even though HOE is not really mega-super-hyper-mondo structured,
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I was requested a lot to put a member list up... so I'm doing more than
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that!!! THAT'S HOW ELITE I AM. HAHAHAHA!!! Here's a HOE-UPDATE, followed
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by a Member list, followed by the Distro Site list, followed by a really
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Elite play with the Distro SysOps as the cast, followed by the Small 19-issue
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index. Told ya' I was ELITE!!!
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Welp, as I have said in the past HOE is moving it's way to being...
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well, uhh... well it's moving to being something.... but I slowly feel that
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I am and can accomplish my dream of being another mover and shaker, and
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money maker in what the people that need lables would call "the scene".
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What I do know is, so far it's been fun. That's what is important
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here anyway, right??? We are looking for good writers for HOE as you know...
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making it better and better...with your help. Also, we're at a sort of
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beginning here, so we need feedback. It's important. So far the feedback
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has been more specific towards individual articles. Most people seem to
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think that the group is something that is original in that it's not the
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standard k-rad fuckup h/p/a group that releases un-original shit that
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basically comes from a million other text files. We like that. That is
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what we're trying to do here...that's why we believe that it's time we turn
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the angle of the text file more on the people of the h/p/a world and what
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they are thinking about life. How many times have you read someone write
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"hackers are like this and that..."??? It's time to write: "I am like THIS."
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Fight the old.
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Fuck the norm.
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Write the file.
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Love the Spam.
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On a side note, If anyone is willing to give random things to HOE,
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that would interest us, we'd love them. I'm still looking for a Mod with
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pig sounds. Since HOE really only puts out text files(which is what I WANT),
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I think I'm going to complie all the original sounds, and picture files that
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I get and I'll release those all in one big pack some day.
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Oh, and I'd like to thank Abigwar for hooking up with us.. when I
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wrote him e-mail the very first time I thought he would just blow me off,
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but I was wrong. He has become an important brick in the wall that HOE is
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becoming. Originally, the Abster was going to just do like one or so files
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as a one-shot deal....but he had more to write so he's here now with us...
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but if other writers that are dedicated to a group so want to hook up with
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us for a "one-shot" that's okay too... as I've said, HOE isn't super-mega
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strict. And because of our "angle" I feel HOE is not really the sort of
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"competition" that I see h/p/a groups having all the time. I'll leave you
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now, but remember this....the t-file is a chance for your voice to be
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heard...your permanent voice....
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Special thanks to [GiMP] for creating a really RaD file, the /<-RaD
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Konverter. Here's and example of your conversion (with a little
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peronal editing added) as we present...
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The W0nderful B0ards 0f the W0rld that are H0E sites:
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(as y0u KAn sEe wE n3eD m0re in ar3a K0dEz n0t listed here)
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((Theze K-RaD GrAPHiX ArE AwEs0mE!!))
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|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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| BBS NAME TITLE SYS0P B0DY PART NUMBER |
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| ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ |
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| /x\0gE1-|__AnD WHQ /x\0g3l p4NCr34z 215-732-3413 |
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| PaRoNiA SuBn0r/x\aL HQ SlAt3r WiNKi3 215-339-5831 |
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| FuTiL3 Fr0NTi3r DiStR0 jAY t03 nAi1 215-943-1309 |
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| hAcK3r CrACkD0wN DizTr0 D4rK PHib3r n0Z3 hAiR 215-945-1907 |
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| M4RiE JaN3'Z BBS diSTr0 CaZp3R AnA1 h013 216-461-6162 |
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| DiZt0rTi0n DisTr0 HaY\x/00d KiDnEYz 313-426-1986 |
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| sT3113r NiGhTz dIZtRo tH3 \x/iZ4Rd L3fT nUt 610-896-9140 |
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| LuCiF3R'Z LaiR DiZtR0 LuCif3r AR/x\PiT 610-859-9034 |
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| T\x/iZt3d R3aliTy diStr0 \x/0lv3riN3 X 3y3 bA11 610-459-0598 |
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| /<-Rad /<-0dE /<iDz diZTR0 PzYK0tiK PYr0tiK c010n 810-348-0421 |
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| T.3./<.4.T DistR0 /x\R. SaNd/x\aN 'dA bRaiN 908-333-3333 |
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|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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THE HOE MEMBER LISTINGS
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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(If I forgot anyone on this list then.....tough shit, you didn't make
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enough influence in my memory for me to incluse you... HAHAHAHAH!!)
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STAFF
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Mogel - Head Editor and President
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Slater - Editor and V.P.
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The Wizard - Promotion and V.P.
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Zorro - Site Manager
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WRITERS
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Mogel - yaya you know... that asshole warez d00d
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Defiant - he's really el333t33!!
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Fuzzy - Epic Poem LameR
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The Guest - Slow Bastard
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Shot Gun Willie - SHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Everlast - this kid is dead.
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Abigwar - I'm thinking of shaving my head. Any tips?
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Corrosion - Hey ladies - he's a single stud for you!!
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Zorro - welp, you know...
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Slater - damn you're lazy.
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the wiz - Don't diss the wiz. He's knows hiz biz.
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Chal E. Mac - Like that ryhme up there ^^^?
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....and just to piss off the HoeOps (my "pet" name for the SysOps
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that run HOE distro boards, not inclusding me, Slater, and Wiz) I
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have written a little play that they are the characters in.
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The Cast
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Mogel "Mog" The dood Hacker.
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Jay "Jay" The old bum.
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Dark Phiber "DP" The dood'z phreak buddie
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Casper "Casp" Fed #1
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Haywood "Hay" Fed #2
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Lucifer "Luci" The Devil.
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Wolverine-X "wv" The Ansi d00d!
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jUNGLE jIMMY "jj" The old lady.
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Psycotic Pyrotic "pp" an Extra.
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(Warning: If you take this seriously, then you are a loser.
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This is fictional too, in case you were really dumb.)
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The scene opens under a dark bush, where Mogel, the /<-RaD d00d
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hacker and his phreak bUDDi3, Dark PHiB3r are on a lab top Beige
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Boxin'. Mogel is feeling eXtrA ELITE since he has just hacked into
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a FED computer system and is capturing important documents. Dark
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pHiBeR iZ feelin' pretty phunky too.
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Mog: "hahahaha dEwD!!! wE dId iT!!! tHiZ r0X!!!"
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DP: "yayayayay just hurry up man..."
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Mog: "heeeyyy.. don't you worry... I goTZZDAAA l0CKiN' tr4C3 DAT mAk3Z iT s0
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da fEdZ won't catch uS!!!!"
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DP: "RaD!"
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Mog: "d00d, you taugh me how to do that...remember?"
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DP: "Oh yeah. See, I'm so Elite I forgot!"
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Mog: "No wait, I'm more Elite. I was the one that hacked the system!"
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DP: "No wait! I'm more Elite!! not only do I have A11 the B0x files and
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scenes MEMORIZED, BuT I c4n sp3ak them BACK\x/eRdz!"
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Mog: "n000 w4Y, dEwd!!! That SUX!! I'm more ELITE... I have a 0-2 day wArEz
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b0arD!!!"
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DP: "No wAiT.. I'm m0r3 ELiTE!!! I'm a diZtr0 sit3 4 23 AnZi gr0ups and i
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3v3n hav3 my 0wn Ansi Artist th4t f0110wz me ar0und and does whatev3r
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I say 0n a moments notice!" [DP reachs into his tiny bag and pulls out
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Wolverine-X's head...]
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wv: "Hey dood!!!" [DP then stuff the head back in the bag!]
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Mog: "RaD! That's Elite, dEwD!"
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Meanwhile, two FedZ have traces DP and Mog and are running towardZ
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the site where they are. They are about 2 bl0ckZ away.
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Casp: "We've almost got them!"
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Hey: "Yeah, these punks were easy to get... ahaha.. they used the oldest
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'anti-lockin trace' doc there is around..."
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Casp: "I can't wait to NAIL them!" [Haywood stops running]
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Hey: "Hey, I didn't know you were gay. Me too!" [He starts running again.
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Meanwhile, we cut to Psychotic Protic, who has no lines in this
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play, and just waves like a moron and realizes that he is the safest
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person in this barrage of stupidity! Meanwhile again, the fedZ
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have caught up to the doodz.
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Casp: "HEY KIDS!"
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Haywood: "STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
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Mog: "ho tihs!"
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DP: "kcuf em!"
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Casp: "Yes, kiddies, we're the FBI, now turn around and put your hands over
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your head!"
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DP: "Mogel!! doood!!! you said 'diZ wouldn't hapP3n!!!"
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Mog: "tHAt'Z wH4t y0U sAiD dood!! What are we g0nnA dooo to g3T awAY!!!??"
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DP: "I know!!"
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Mog: "What?"
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DP: "I'll summon the Devil."
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Mog: "dood!! kewl.. do it!!!"
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DP: "DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL! WE HAVE SERVED YOU WELL!! COME COME COME!!!"
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DP waves his hands widly like a moron, and the Fedz begin to laugh
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in the pathetic display... then DP makes random chirk sounds like a
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pingeon, and the feds roll on the floor laughing! But, then,
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suddenly the Devil Appears in a puff of Blue Smoke.
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Luci: "What seems to be the problem boys?"
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Mog: "dood!!! TheZe fEdZ wanna LOK uZ up!!"
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DP: "yah, dEwD, you gotta help uZ!!!!"
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Luci: "Well, I can help you, but first ask me this.. do you have any /<0dEz?"
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Mog: "aww she33t dood, I left dEM at Home....."
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Luci: "HAHAHAAHAHA, no REAL servant of the devil would not have /<0dEz.. you
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two are LaMeRz!!11!!11" [And with that the Devil disappears!]
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Mog: "Yo.....dood.. what we gonNNA d0 n0W!?"
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DP: "I know!!"
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Mog: "What?"
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DP: "I'll summon my Grandma!"
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Mog: "dood!! RaD! do it!!!"
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DP "GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA YOUR GRANDSON IS IN TROUBLE!! COME COME COME!!!"
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Casp: "That won't do you any good!"
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Hay: "Yah, the Devil wouldn't even help you!"
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Suddenly, Grandma Appears in a puff of Grey smoke. She has a very
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large purse stuffed full of.....of grandma things.
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jj: "hi sonny.. what's the problem?"
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DP: "Grandmama... doZ mEnZ wAnTa HuRt UZZZ!!!!!"
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jj: "Really? I'll show them!"
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Grandma begins to beat the living "tar" out of the Feds and they
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run away in fear.
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DP: "TaNkZ granmama!"
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jj: "Well, I hope you boys learned something from this little experience!"
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Mog: "YaH!! n3Xt TiM3 wE bRiNg s0Me /<0dEz wiff uZ!!!"
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[The End.]
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THE HOE INDEX
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1) "The Entropic Theme Song"..........................Defiant
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2) "The Wrecking Ball!"...............................Fuzzy
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3) "Microwave Bomb"...................................Shot Gun Willie
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4) "Meaningful Shit"..................................Mogel
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5) "Eternal Sickness v1.1"............................The Guest
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6) "Nirvana Unlimited"................................Mogel
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7) "Ping Pong Bomg"...................................Everlast
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8) "The End is Near"..................................Mogel
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9) "Mortal Kombat II Docs"............................Mogel
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10) "Violent Femmes - Add it Up".......................Mogel
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11) "The Beef on Ham"..................................Jeager
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12) "Hate Edge"........................................Abigwar
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13) "Paradise Lost"....................................Corrosion
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14) "Rage Against the Machine Lyrics"..................Everlast
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15) "C'est Le Mort"....................................Corrosion
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16) "How 2 B ]<001 Anarkutz"...........................Mogel
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17) "ChroniC Must Be Destroyed"........................Abigwar
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18) "Random Spam"......................................Zorro
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19) "Darkness".........................................Abigwar
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20) "HOE-DATE #1"......................................Mogel
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There's A LOT planned to come...so you guys have seen NOTHIN' YET!!! Stick
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with us, because as we mature, you will too dammit. Even though I personlly
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HATE Greets, I felt like I'd instead give a few thanks..
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A-Ko....Thanks for helping me with Nets, man... I'm a doob.
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Beaner...mUKAK r0X dEwd!
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Nikkie...One day we will dance naked together with a Pearl Box.
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VaS...I'm happy that I can write for you guys now.
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cDc...You made this happen. Now decide if it's good or bad.
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Thanks all. Thanks for the support.. and expect these HOE-DATES
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to come out ever 20-25 Issues or so... Don't be afraid to contribute and give
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feedback...we love it all... if we get good letters, we'll be happy to make
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an issue out of them... see ya doodz...
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| Mogel-Land.[Home].2157323413 / \ Paranoia Subnormal.2153395831 |
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| Hacker Crackdown..2159451907 | )\._./( | Stellar Nights.....6108969140 |
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| T.E.K.A.T.........9088132738 | ( (o) ) | |
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| Mary Jane's.......2164616162 | <_U_> | the NEXT generation |
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| /<RaD-/<-/< House.8103480421 | BuUuRP! | of stoopid... |
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| Twisted Reality...6104590598 \ / |
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|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|=-=-=-=|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|
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Copyright (c) 1994 HoE Publications and Mogel #20 --> 10/31/94
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All Rights are ELITE.
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