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Another HAA Phile...
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How to have a shit load of phun
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at school and not get cuaght
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Written by HAA's finest-MR. GiMP
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DISCLAIMER: ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF THIS PHILE IS NOT MY
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RESPONSIBILITY. ITS YOUR ASS IF YOU FUCK UP.
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So, you wanna have a ton of fun at school? Well, if you do, here's how.
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1. You can go into the bathroom and into one of the stalls. Make sure no
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little tattle tales are around. Take out a good ol' M-80. Put a ciggarette on
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the wick. If you do this right, the ciggarette will have to burn all the way
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down before that M-80 can go off. The smoke from the ciggarette will set off
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the fire alarm pretty quickely. Then, while the cops or whatever go into the
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bathroom to look for the fire, the M-80 will go off. Only if the timing is
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right. This is great to miss school.
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2. You can play some pretty interesting pranks on some teachers today. All the
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teachers today are old farts that just talk on and on. If you have one of
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those old teachers that think they know just about everyting, then this is for
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you. If its a science teacher, take on of the test tube beakers that is filled
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wiht a chemical. Switch it or put some sort of other chemical in with it. If
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you do this correctly, the teacher will try to demonstrate the lab experiment
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and it will go wrong, The teacher should feel pretty dumb. If you want to harm
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the teacher, take two chemicals like, Calcium Carbide and H2o and put them in
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two of the beakers that the techaer will be using. This will make a pretty
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good explosion, if you do this make sure you are on the opposite end of the
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room from the teacher, otherwise you'll get it too.
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Fun with the Principal
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1. Take those damn batteries out of his cordless microphone.
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2. Put shit in his whistle
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3. Put some nasty thing on the chair that he always sits in.
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Do these wiht caution!!!!!
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/ / /\ /\
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/ / / \ / \
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/----/ /----\ /----\ - HACKERS ANARCHIST ANONYMOUS
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/ / / \ / \ MR. GiMP WAS NEVER HERE
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/ / / \ / \
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