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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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__ __ 999999999 77777777777
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_____ ____ _| |__| |_ 9999 9999 777
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// | \ |_ __ _| 999 999 777
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\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 999 777
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999 777
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"Dreams" by Grandmaster Ratte' and Franken Gibe
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #97 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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Grandmaster Ratte':
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MAN! I just had this cruddy dream. Like I had a message from my dead grandma
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on my answering machine, and I had psychokinetic powers (where you can move
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stuff around by thinking about it). 'cept i didn't want 'em, 'cause that stuff
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freaks me out. And my cat was possessed by evil and somehow this rolled-up
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newspaper was hopping around like a dog, and the cat chased it around into my
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sport utility vehicle which was really significant for some reason.
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Some other stuff i can't remember well happened, but it was all about dead,
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possessed things.
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Damnit. I just had this dream where a few days ago where I was on here reading
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some interesting post [Fine, so this is a BBS post that we stole from somewhere.
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Fuck off. -Ed.] by a new user about stereo speakers and some club or something,
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and got thrown off by call-waiting. So i woke up to come look for the post and
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it ain't here. Whassa deal?
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Or sometimes I can sit there in bed and after waking up and imagine myself
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reading a book or posts or something, and be making the stuff all up. Somebody
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posted this, somebody posted that. I don't try to, I just start thinking of
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'em. I wouldn't need to call boards, I could just pretend.
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"Whopper wit' cheese, please. And water. Thanks."
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$1.50. Some Burger Kings, you go in and ask for water, and they'll give you a
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dinky little plastic cup for free. Others, they'll give you a huge big fat cup
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but charge you 10 cents. What're ya gonna do, eh? You get yer water anyways,
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anyhow, 'cause you gotta survive, man. You gotta HYDRATE to keep them cells
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functional, as any freakin' med. school dropout will tell you. Don't believe
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me? Fine, go find a med school dropout and ask 'em. They know.
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They all know. As do I. And I pass this knowledge on to you, free of charge,
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no strings attached, 'cause that's the kinda guy I am.
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"I demand to see The King, please. The Burger King! King of Burgers! No, I
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don't wanna see the manager. Thanks, I'll wait."
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Nothin' nothin' butt-fluffin' nuttin'...what a hoo-rah. NOTHING NOTHING
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NOTHING. Stuff's full of nothing. the talking I do, I talk to myself, I like
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to talk, but people don't talk back. NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING. I wanna see
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you sweat, goddamnit, out yer eyes too.
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la la hoo-rah.
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dreams are are all crazy stuff to make you raszy and sick and stuff.
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like they don't make sense, or if they do, it's at such an incredibly deep level
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that you'll never figure it out, ever.
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like if you dream you're a giant meat patty that directs traffic for an entire
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city. what the hell is that? it's crazy stuff, that's what.
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or people trying to hunt me down, give me chemotherapy treatment, i say, "but
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i don't have cancer!" and they say "shut up."
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that one sucked. or last night's, having to hang around with people that were
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wanting to kill me or like hit me with this car, they'd scheme these goofy ways
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trying to get me to stand in front of the car and then try and start it real
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fast. stoopid.
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la. sammy davis jr. said it best when he sang, "you can even eat the dishes."
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a non-sequitur something ya ya.
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i'm shaking and stuff...don't like this eh.
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- -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -
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Franken Gibe:
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Woo. When I used to work at a hotel as a desk clerk guy, sometimes I'd pretend
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I had a withered hand when I'd check people in, so when I'd write stuff down,
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it'd be real painful to watch, and slow and sloppy and all.
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Man, what is it about dreams... Gah. I mean, I realized I was dreamin' during
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this dream I was having right before I woke up this morning, and it fucken
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freaked me out, cuz I knew I was in a dream, and so I started looking at my
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surroundings, and I was fucken AMAZED by all the details. Like I was in this
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giant underground complex, filled with stuff, and I found some old photo
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albums, and started looking at the pictures, and it was full of faces I'd
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NEVER seen before, and I started thinking, "Jesus, where does this stuff COME
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FROM...I mean, how is it my brain can generate all these exquisite and complex
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details?" I was amazed, but then i started getting scared, cuz I wondered how I
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would wake myself up, and I wondered if I was gonna get stuck in the dream, and
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that's when i woke up, all jittery and confused.
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Dreams are insane. I have no idea what they are.
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"All that we see or seem / Is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MM Grandmaster Ratte' & Franken Gibe :LICK MY ASSHOLE:
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copyright (c) MM GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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