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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 999 333
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999 333333333
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"OPEN THEM EYES!" by Kp Neato Dee
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #93 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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i dunno what any of this soap opera stuff's about, but it sure sounds uh...like,
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interesting yet repulsive and ultimately disgusting.
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what is it about this modem/computer stuff that attracts fucked-up, lecherous
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asshole guys. and butt-blind naive females that can't figure this stuff out.
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>>THWACK!!<< BRICK TO THE HEAD! OPEN THEM EYES!
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people are couch/computer potatoes 'cause they're too lame to do anything for
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"real". bored and lonely, fuckin' ugly, it's the ready-made clique for
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shitheads and obnoxious geeks and loser freaks. no chin, woulda done yerself
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in if you could just find the energy. but it's so much easier to sit hunched
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over in that chair. years and years and face and belly get rounder, hair
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greasier as showers grow less and less frequent. "it'd be so rad to find a
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chick who knows UNIX to fuck, huh?" the geek wet dream. female handle - hey
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baby i'm a little heavy but it's a lot of muscle hey let's meet on the MUSH you
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like every geek cliche i do hey yeah let's fuck and eat twinkies and watch anime
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and roleplay and fuck and toke and we can talk about star trek yeah be my pudgy
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pale geek bitch. yeah baby i know nobody understood me either in school, people
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are so fake, huh? yeah but i understand you yeah yeah eat a twinkie don't
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forget your towel huh huh i'm witty yeah. you like the Tootrats? woah, me too,
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they're my favorite band. no, wait, i used to like 'em 'till they sold out. but
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i like their old stuff, i agree with everything you say. be my pudgy pale geek
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bitch."
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FUCK YOU. GODDAMNIT. I CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I HATE...I *KNOW* YOU.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR KIND IN EVERY INTIMATE EXCRUCIATINGLY
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STINKING AMOUNT OF DETAIL THERE IS AND I LOATHE EVERY BIT OF IT. I HOPE THERE'S
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A HELL SO I CAN SPEND THE REST OF MY USELESS DAYS DAYDREAMING OF YOU SUFFERING
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IN IT. IN MY WILDEST FANTASIES, I WOULD BE SURROUNDED BY NOTHING BUT THE MOST
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WELL-BALANCED, EMOTIONALLY STABLE PEOPLE POSSIBLE AND EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE
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INSTANTLY DECAPITATED, TO MY GREAT GLEE.
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THE IRONY IS AMAZING.
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KevPeesNextDoor
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/
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GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"*The blind receive their sight* and the lame walk, lepers are cleansed and the
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deaf hear, and the dead are raised up, and the poor have good news preached to
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them. And blessed is he who takes no offense at me."
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- Jesus Christ, _Matthew_ 11:5-6
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MM [AUTHOR]/GwD Publications :SHIT YOUR PANTS:
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copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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