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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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// | \ |_ __ _| 666 1111
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\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 666 666 111
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|__| |__| 6666 6666 111
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666666666 11111
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"Commentary on Just a Bunch of Stuff I Thought About
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When I Was Stoned and Bored." - by Sir Flea
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #61 -----
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----- release date: 03-17-98 -----
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Okay, here's what I don't understand. Why is the greediest nation in the
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world composed primarily of those whose faith dictates in their own sacred
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script that MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL?
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Ahem. I'm here(really, don't look in the closet) to show you a way. THE
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way to peace on earth and goodwill towards men. Well, okay it's actually just
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another TOOL OF THE ESTABLISHMENT TO BRING US DOWN!
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Nah, not really. But it always sounds cool to blame it all on some secret
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all-knowing, all-powerful force doesn't it? Government is not evil and without
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its existence I would not be alive today. It was thanks to all the people, good
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and not-so-good, that lived and fought before me to pay for the hospital and the
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medicine that was used in my birth. But it is also through the failure of a
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TOOL OF THE ESTABLISHMENT that I was conceived in the first place. So in all
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truth, it greatly depends on your point of view.
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Which reminds me of a really great series of movies I saw one time. You
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know, the one with the "knights" and the incredibly wise Muppet....Oh well.
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What I'm afraid of is, What if the human race hasn't evolved enough yet?
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What if our physical bodies aren't ready for the stress of modern life? Maybe
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we need a few more fingers or some more wrinkles in our brain. You can never
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have enough wrinkles. I promise. DON'T EVER TRY TO IRON YOUR BRAIN. (Or
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pickle it). Heh.
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Okay, so let's just assume for a moment that this is true. I mean, c'mon,
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really. Do you think Oprah Winfrey would be such a big hit if we had....say...
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telepathic abilities? The world would a lot simpler. No one could tell
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anything but the absolute truth. And even if they didn't we'd know it
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immediately. Damn, so much for the OJ Simpson trial. It'd be a quick, "Did ya
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kill `er?" "Yep." "Okay, throw the switch."
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What would you call a person that lies, twists the words of others, and
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calls it right? A lawyer. Simply put, a LAWyer is an individual (which I never
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understood really....how can anyone be an indiviDUAL?) who takes the spirit of
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the law, and stamps it underneath the foot of the letter. They argue semantics
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and scream for definitions of things that are indefinable, by definition. "How
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much is `excessive' abuse on a wife, your honor, really?" In a different world
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at a different time the speaker of the previous quote would have been lynched,
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and who would blame the lynchers? Not me. To quote a very sharp wit, "I go to
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bed pissed every night because of twisted assholes like Johnny Cochran who use
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words like `alleged' and `race related' when the motherfucker who raped that
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little girl should have been dead before he finished the `T' in `I DID IT' and
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now he's sitting in a jail eating at the money the GOVERNMENT has stolen from
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me using a system that was developed by LAWYERS!"
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Anyways, that's not really important. Actually, nothing in your everyday
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life is important to anyone but you. The only people who know what is ACTUALLY
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going on are either working for the government, a fellow dr00g, or DEAD.
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So you know what that means. Join GwD or die in ignorance. Of course,
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there is the possibility that everything I've written here has been a big fat
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lie, but you don't know that, do you?
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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www =-= http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/index.html (The GwD WebSite)
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http://solice.iglobal.net/chaos/ (Chaos, the Web-BBS)
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http://www.snakeden.org/ (The Snake's Den)
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ftp -=- gwd.snakden.org /pub/GwD/
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ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Greeny/
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ftp.dto.net /pub/zines/gwd/
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telnet =-= solice.iglobal.net (Chaos, the real BBS)
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snakeden.org (log-on to da Den!)
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e-mail -=- gwd@geocities.com (Subj: subscribe GwD)
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BBS =-= The Snake's Den - (806)793-3779 -- damn right it's still dial-in
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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- Wesley in "The Princess Bride"
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) MCMXCVIII by Sir Flea/GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GwD Task Force copyright (c) MCMXCIII by Lobo Licious : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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