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G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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\\___// \/\/ |____/ \__/
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Presents:
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Issue #1 of The Greeny world Domination Task Force Newletter!
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"News! What's wiht' dat GREEN d00d?!?"
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(By STM, Lobo, & several others who aren't cool
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enough to be named by me. Although you might
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be able to name them. I think I'll name
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them, but without any vowels! They are: Zn,
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Trjn-Mn, and that smelly guy I met in
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the bathroom, what was he doing in my bathroom
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anyway?)
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The following are two totally unrelated quotes:
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"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. I was talking
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about a ware, dammit!"
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- Seth The Man
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"Seth is silly."
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- Lobo
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uhhhh, yeah....this here file is written by some people who
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don't have any idea what we are talking about, not that it really matters
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anyway. GwD sucks like seth. which is actually quite enjoyable.
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In the begining, there was Chaos. Then there was GREENY. and he
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soon started taking over the ENTIRE WORLD! He started with The Underground,
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he had a k-kool password: SMARTONE. He posted ads in all caps everywhere
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which gave his password, which everybody should NOT have known. The people
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on Chaos were having a big discussion about how GREENY should be President.
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Lobo suggested that he should become Emporor of the WORLD. That's how GwD
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was founded. Since Lobo was on Seth The Man's board, Chaos, Seth decided
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that he wanted a slice of the power. And thus the first two type of guys
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came to be.
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THAT WAS A REVIEW FOR ALL YOU LOSERS OUT THERE.
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"we all suck, and we know you don't give a shit anyways."
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- Zen
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We have meetings every month, and YOU AREN'T INVITED! IN July, at
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our first meeting, we watched the Hellraiser trilogy. WE had great fun, and
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that was probably one of our best meetings. In August we had great fun in a
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pseudo-picnic, that ended up with a bunch of strange people (us) ravaging
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STM's neighbors. Lobo missed that one. In September we ate at an annoying
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pizza place in town, looking for GREENY, but he wasn't there, so we found
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Transderm-Nitro, and made him a type-of-guy just because he ordered beer and
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wouldn't share it with S00per Sperm. That was also the night of the first GwD
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3/y+3 meetin' and all around cat-stalkin-wowie-neat guys meeting. It was fun.
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I would elaborate but I can't because they wouldn't exactly be considered
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"good things" for a buncha teens and a 20-some-odd-year-old to be doing. In
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Ocotober, we were supposed to meet at Seth's for a Halloween gathering. Only
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Lobo showed up, however, because Seth had told everyone else that he was
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grounded but failed to relay the message to Lobo. In November, we watched
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Transformers: The Movie, but we just couldn't find G.I. Joe: The Movie or The
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Smurfs and the Magic Flute. We were sad. (Note from Lobo: Cops get mad if
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you stand out in the middle of the street and tell them to halt.) We blew the
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December meeting off because we like to act like we have lives, dammit! In
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January, we watched Fletch and Robin Hood: Men In Tights at DB's abode. We
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also re-acquired Fastjack as a member (why we lost him is along story
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involving lots of sex, lies, and violence, 3000 gallons of petroleum jelly,
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and a horse named Ed.) We didn't have a meeting in February, basically not
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because we have a life or anything, we won't use that excuse again, but
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because STM listen'd to his "Billy Joel's Greatest Hits" and his PRiMUS tapes
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way too many times. It wasn't very healthy for STM because we all know
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depressing music and violent music just don't mix in a healthy way...As for
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March, hopefully STM or Lobo or some other no-lifer out there will make one
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soon...perhaps when Zen get's back..
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Zippy becoming a member actually gave us two Command Centers. The
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Starchy White Boy BBS (which Fastjack is now the SysOp of) and Brazen's Hell
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(which is run by a good friend of Zippy's, and Zippy better tell him that he's
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running a Command Center, else Lobo will thwack Zippy if/when he sees him this
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summer). Thanks a lot, Zippy. He is moving to Fort Worth (hey, it's out of
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THIS hell hole), and plans to put up a BBS there which will be a Command
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Center. TransDerm-Nitro also moved to Oklahoma, where he'd better put up a
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new incarnation of GridPoint, or else he will be thwacked.
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Well gee, we also excommunicated a droog. His name was Little Man
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Tate, well not really, but I almost made you think that's what his name was
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didn't I? Anyway, he was always annoying, but we decided he might be worth
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our time, so we made him a dr00g anyway. Unfortunately he fell to B0b
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(The anti-GREENY) and kept being annoying so we excommunicated him. Oh yeah,
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his real name was Big Man Joe. More on B0b later.
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Well, that's most of what happened. Maybe we'll add some more to this
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file, but I don't know, some dr00gs are here so I'm going to stop typing and
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go scare the frogs.
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Thank you.
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Afterword:
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Well I guess we didn't end up adding to much to this file, seeing as
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it is over a month since we started this file...oh well, better late than
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never 'eh? err, don't answer that..
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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GwD Task Force Members:
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Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
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Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth the Man
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Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink
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Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
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Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
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Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
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Droogs-
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Ailanthus
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Alkaloid
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Aracnia
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Beth Da Petereter
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Beowulf
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Big Red Fed
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Bill Hooper
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Bloody Mary
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Bob The Master of the World
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Brazen
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Bruno
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Dreamer
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Elixir
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fastjack
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Franche Coma
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GenAerik
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Genghis Kahn
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Hallucination
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Hoggle
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Jakyl
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Juan Valdez
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Kilroy
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Kith-Kanan
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Legolas
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Longshot
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Magnum
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Malachi
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Miyamoto
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Mr. Q
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Rory
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Shadowmaster
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Sir Flea
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Siva
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Snotty
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Spanky McDougal, Sir!
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S00per Sperm
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Trojan-Man
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Wiz Kid
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Zelia Winter
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Zen
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Zippy
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(NOTE: From now on, only every tenth file will have a complete membership
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list. Every fifth file will have a list of those brave enough to write for
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GwD, kinda like this:)
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/----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****-------------------------\
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| Lobo - Seth The Man - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea |
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| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man |
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\----------------------*****-------------------*****-------------------------/
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth The Man (Mission Control)
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GridPoint (XXX)XXX-XXXX
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SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest, don't know new number)
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Federation Slayers' (806)799-1184
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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The Starchy White Boy BBS (806)842-3270
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SysOp-Fastjack (Down until May of 1994)
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Light My Fire (806)795-4926
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SysOp-Ailanthus
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779
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SysOp-Diamondback
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948
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SysOp-Longshot
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
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SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost)
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copyright (c) 1994 GwD Inc. (Hey, we're a company now! Dammit boys!)
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo
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All rights reserved, and damned if I ain't seein' GREEN!
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