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w _____ ____ 1 222 000 "SKLUH, GLUH, GLAAAHHHH!" w
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G || || \ / | || | 1 2 0 0 issue #120 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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Ever wondered what porn stars mean by the sounds they make? Here are some
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sexual 'terms' you might find handy:
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Approved GwD Terms/Sounds for Fucking
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"SKLUH" - This is a term for vaginal intercourse. It can be used as a
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substitute for moaning/grunting by the male, e.g. "Skluh...skluh...skluh"
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(said with each thrust).
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"GLUH" - This term denotes oral sex, specifically fellatio. For example, when
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the girl is choking down that horsecock, she should make a noise that sounds
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like "gluh-gluh-gluuuhhhh."
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"GLAAAAHHHHHHHHH" - This, my favorite term, is used for male-on-female anal
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sex. This term does not apply to male-male anal sex. Sorry, faggots.
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Lesbians, provided they use strap-ons, may use this term at their own risk.
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Proper usage is when the girl is taken by surprise. A little bit of the old
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unexpected backdoor delivery, if you will. Instead of "Whoops, it slipped,"
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one should exclaim "GLLLAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
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The following terms ARE NOT APPROVED for usage by the powers that be in GwD.
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***** USE AT YOUR OWN RISK *****
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Deuterocanonical Sex Terms
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"SKLAAAAHHHHHHH" - This term is similar to "GLAAAAHHHHHHHHH," only instead of
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replacing "Whoops, it slipped," it replaces "Whoops, it slipped from your ass
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into your mouth."
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"BLAAAAHHHHH" - This is the noise you should make when you plant the
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proverbial "money shot" (or "chach shot," as the case may be - see Oscar the
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Pornographer's treatise on this matter in gwd86.txt) on your partner's face.
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"GLIT" - This should be used after "GLAAAAHHHHH," in much the same method as
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one would use "SKLUH," only "GLIT" is said with each thrust of one's member
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into the anal cavity.
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Issue#120 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMII Otis/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMII GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :GLORIOUS TA-TAS:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM
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