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w _____ ____ 1 1 1 "CHEESEBURGER" w
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D // | \ 11 11 11 by Kp Neato Dee D
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G || || \ / | || | 1 1 1 issue #111 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 111 111 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 09/20/01 w
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MAN. YOU NEED A BACON DOUBLE-CHEESEBURGER, DAMNIT.
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THOSE ARE COOL, AND THEY'RE 99 CENTS. THE OTHER DAY THEY HAD CHANGED OVER
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FROM SELLING DOUBLE CHEESEBS TO BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBS FOR THE SAME PRICE BUT I
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DIDN'T KNOW IT YET.
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SO I WAS ORDERING MY USUAL DOUBLE CHEESEB. AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH AND THE LADY
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SAID "THAT'LL BE $2-SOMETHING"
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AND I WENT
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"HUH? AREN'T THOSE LIKE A DOLLAR?"
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"NO. NOT ANY MORE."
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THEN I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE THAT I WANTED WHATEVER SORT OF BURGER THING THEY
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HAD THAT COST ABOUT A DOLLAR. BIG MAC, DOUBLE SOMETHING, WHATEVER... IF IT'S
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WITHIN 10 CENTS OF A DOLLAR, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. GOSH DURNIT.
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THE DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO LIKE TO BE ASKED INEQUALITIES.
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WHY AM I WRITING THIS?
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UNFORTUNATELY, I KNOW WHY... AND IT'S SCARY.
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BYE.
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Issue#111 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMI Kp Neato Dee/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMI GwD, Inc. All rights reserved. :MONEY SHOTS INC:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM
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