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G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"Sue of St. Louis"
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by Lobo
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Sue was a fine young woman of twenty-eight. She had no problems in her
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life, except that she happened to be enjoying a long, relaxing stay at
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Deerview Lunatic Asylum in St. Louis, Missouri. Her cell had a warning label,
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on which was written, "CAUTION: violent response to all forms of treatment."
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Sue enjoyed biting the attendants, and when she was not restrained, kicking
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them and gouging their eyes out with her razor-sharp fingernails, which when
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cut seemed to grow back overnight. One night however, she killed her
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attendant. She took his keys, and let herself out of her restraints and her
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padded cell. Sue killed four guards in her escape, and took their weapons.
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After she left the grounds, she set forth on one of the bloodiest mass
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murdering rampages in history, killing almost seven hundred people before she
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was again brought to justice. How did one woman kill so many? Some say she
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was a servant of Satan, possibly even his mistress. Others claim that she
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gained the help of many hit-men. What really happened, though unbelievable,
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is far more interesting than either of these scenarios.
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There was a pumpkin, you see, that was normal in its childhood. When it
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was cut from the vine, it began to develop powers, though. It was bought for
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Halloween by a nice doctor who worked at the Ladue Home for the Criminally
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Insane, just outside of St. Louis, which coincidentally was where Sue was
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employed as a cook, curiously enough. The pumpkin, who now referred to itself
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as "The Great Pumpkin" (no relation to Linus of the Peanuts's creation),
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enjoyed its new home, until the day of the annual Halloween party. Sue was
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given the job of carving the jack o' lantern, and just as she was about to
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begin the electricity went out. She decided to carve it anyway, she had cut
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in the dark before. Meanwhile, The Great Pumpkin started to glow. She
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lowered the knife and it grew even brighter. So, she viciouslyhacked it to
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pieces. Then, she ate its oozing insides, as she was soon to do with her
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human victims. The Great Pumpkin's powers were now hers!
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Sue learned to use her powers, by slaughtering the inhabitants and
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employees of the Home. Some, she disemboweled with strange claws that grew
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from her tongue. Others heads she opened, and licked their craniums clean.
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Others still had their arms removed and were beaten to death with the bloody
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stumps. Sue then left the premises, to wreak havoc on the midwestern
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metropolis outside. She attacked schools, killing hordes of children.
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Businesses were also pillaged, and many housewives were left crying in Sue's
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wake. After seven hundred killings, the police cornered her.
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Sue was killed by police gunfire exactly one year ago. She was buried,
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and now rests in a fashionable cemetery in south St. Louis. Sue will never
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kill again. But, the police left the ooze behind. When Sue was killed,
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glowing yellow ooze streamed from all of the bullet holes. A glob of it was
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collected, and placed in a nearby dumpster. A bum was seen rummaging through
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the very same dumpster just minutes after the police left. Yesterday, another
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murder was committed in Sue's fashion. Only time will tell if it was just a
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copy-cat killing, or if the bum is now a denizen of evil.
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(I wrote this story for English class. It's kinda silly, but so what?)
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The End (penis)
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control)
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Gridpoint (806)763-4801; node two `2400bps (806)763-5072,,22
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SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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Federation Slayers' (806)799-1184
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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Starchy White Boy BBS (806)788-1943
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SysOp-Zippy (e-mail Zippy on Chaos for the current NUP)
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copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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All rights reserved to that wonder of wonders, Greeny!
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