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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Get Lost!
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I went to the movies last night. Every trailer shown prior to the
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start of the movie had a website, complete with a domain name to match
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that of the movie. Afterwards, I flew home to San Francisco. I read
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the airline magazine. They had a website. In fact, so did almost all
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of the advertisers. The subway I took from the airport had a website.
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The place I ate dinner at had a website. The bookstore I went to after
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dinner had a website. The club I went to had a website. I just found
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out that even the fucking Pillsbury Doughboy has a website being
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advertised on TV. Can I go anywhere or do anything without having a
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URL thrown at me?
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The World Wide Web has become the death of the Internet. Every company
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feels it is imperative to have a presence on the web. I mean,
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afterall, they have shit they want to sell you. (And I do mean shit!)
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And every two-bit loser in the world feels compelled to go to a local
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bookstore and buy a book, or three or four of them, named something
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along the lines of "Learn to Build a Web Page in 15 Seconds" and then
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run home and throw their useless shit onto the Internet.
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But it doesn't stop there. Then all of these people feel it is
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absolutely necessary to tell the whole world to come visit their new
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creation with a fervor that matches the second coming of the almighty
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himself. I just opened my inbox for the first time in several weeks
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and found eleven messages along the lines of "Please visit my new web
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page."
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So what do I find if I do take them up on their request? Poor design
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and layout. Broken links, or nothing but links to other places, like
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to their favorite fucking pony web page or something else equally as
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lame. Childish animated JAVA applets that were stolen from other lame
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pages. No content even worth mentioning. People who haven't taken the
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time to keep thier site current. News Flash: Your commitment to a web
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site doesn't end after you upload it for the first time! Even worse
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are the jerk-off webmasters whose sites say nothing but "PLEASE BUY
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SOMETHING FROM ME WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD!" as the whole purpose of
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their existence.
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But the biggest complaint I have is that just about everyone who does
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build a web site puts NO FUCKING THOUGHT into it before they do upload
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it to the Internet. I am reminded of a sentence in a book on HTML I
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scanned briefly about two years ago: "Before you build a website, ask
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yourself one question: Why?" So simple it is almost poetic.
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So my web site is history. I no longer wish to be associated with the
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web and the scores of people who build useless shit and add to an
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already horrible bandwidth problem. The web is for children. Go do
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something else with your time. Learn something useful. A
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recommendation from my current reading list is "Applied Cryptography"
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by Bruce Schneier. Read it. Learn it. Master it. And once you do, oh,
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but I forgot, you won't. You'll continue typing in URL after URL in a
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vain attempt to find something useful on the web. Sure there are some
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useful sites out there. But how many versus the whole? When, and if, I
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ever find something useful to warrant putting up a web site again, I
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will. Until then...
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So, until you close your browser window, you will always be nothing
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but a useless piece of shit to society.
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[INLINE]
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people have nothing
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better to do!
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- se7en
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) =
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= gote land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Global Chaos +61.2.681.2837 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Undrgrnd Indust/Inc. 207.490.2158 =
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= Damnation 212.861.0580 Damnation -Toll Free 888.803.8490 =
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= Hacker's Haven 303.516.9969 Unholiness Rising 303.980.2404 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images -- Down -- =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Damaged 801.944.7353 The Death Star Bar 805.872.3151 =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 BloodNet 901.872.8615 =
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= Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 =
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= The Keg 914.234.9674 that stupid place 215.985.0462 =
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= Files through AnonFTP FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM/users/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.PRISM.NET/pub/users/mercuri/zines/fuck =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM/users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT/pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= Files through WWW: http://www.dimensional.com/~jericho =
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= http://www.prism.net/zineworld/fuck/ =
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= (c) Copyright. All files copyright by the original author =
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