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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Skanning Phun!
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So I'm sitting here just jackin' around with the computer.. I'm bored
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as hell, nothing to do.. 'till I remember my new modem. . .The one with
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the really loud speaker... Hmm? What could I do with that? I've already
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called all of my bulletin boards for today, so I can't do that.. I'm not
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in the mood to get on the IRC.
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I KNOW! I'll scan!.. Sounds like a good idea.. So I find an old copy of
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ToneLoc on my drive, fire it up, and start scanning.. Hmm.. disconnected
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number, fax machine.. busy.. Kinda boring exchange this morning...
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Suddenly, a chick answers the phone. "hello!" Of course, I can't say
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anything, wouldn't say anything even if I could...
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She asks again.. "hello!!!" Still no reply. She starts wondering what's
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going on.. "WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Whew.. Kinda over reacted didn't she. Heh. Made for a good laugh tho.
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But there is a point to all of this. The week after I did that scan, I
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recieved 2 letters in the mail from USWEST. I'd receieved them before...
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Dear Customer:
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The purpose of this letter is to bring to your attention that
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on January 3, 1993 at 1:47 AM, your telephone number,
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(XxX) XxX-XxXx, was identified through our Call Trace Service.
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The party receiving the call from your number activated Call
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Tracer Service in the belief that it was a potentially harassing
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call.
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Occasionally wrong numbers and hang-up calls are considered
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by the recipients as potentially harassing.
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Call Trace information is not generally released to customers
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except in response to court orders or proper requests from law
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enforcement agencies. Since this was a single occurrence, we
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assume that no further action will be necessary.
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Thank you for your attention in this matter. If you have
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questions or need additional information, please call our
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office.
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Sincerely,
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<signed in ball point> Shirley
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Security Assistant
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U S WEST Communications
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Call Identification Center
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1-800-582-0655
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COTONE/BLB
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Anyway.. Let me point out a few things about this letter. First of all,
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the lamer (whoever "reported" me) paid $1.50.. For what? To have this
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stupid letter sent. And you know they're never going to do anything about
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the goddamn thing. Fuckin rip off. Second, let me point out "since this
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is a single occurrence..." Hell no it isn't. I've recieved at least 5-10
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of these letters in the past. And let me point out some more things.
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First, who the hell is this Shirley bitch?? (ignorant slut) No last name?
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That sounds a little strange to me. She always signs them all. But who
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is she? Just some bitch with a pen who signs stuff? I mean.. If they
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can't even sign a last name, how can they expect anyone to take it
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seriously? I know I don't. Also, on the two letters I kept, the "Shirley"
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was signed by two different people. It is quite obvious that two different
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people did it. I have also heard of other people having the same experience
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with the Shirley sig. And one last note.. The letters seem to have been
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printed on a laser printer of some sort.. Yet the person who typed it
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was different? Note the bottom, the one I typed here said "COTONE/BLB."
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First, what the hell is "cotone?" Some division of secretaries for the
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goddamn call trace service?? BLB must be some bumbling secretary who
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types rip-off lame-ass call trace letters all day long. <stupid whore>
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The other one is named "JNG".. From COTONE too. I guess this explains
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why that bitch shirley doesn't put a last name.
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I will now present to you a few little profiles, of interesting people
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I found while scanning... I would like you to think while reading, about
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what these people must be thinking. They're yelling into the phone at
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silence, or doing other strange things. They obviously have no life, and
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waaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much time on their hands. And too much money in
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their wallet if they decide on the call trace option..
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I called one guy, and he answered like usual, with a hello.
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Less then 3 seconds later...
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"IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PICK UP THE PHONE, DON'T CALL YOU STUPID SON
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OF A BITCH!"
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As you can tell, he's a very paitent individual.
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Ah and then my two records.. The first:
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"Hello.." (Male voice..) <less then 1 second later> "Hello.."
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He kept doing this.. said 14 hellos before my modem cut him off
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while hanging up after the 1 minute timeout, on the 15th hello.
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This man is REALLY intelligent, don't you think?
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Record two, beat the first one:
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"Hello?" (Male voice..) "Hello?" (little girl's voice)
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"Who is this?" (little girl's voice) "Hello!" (Man's voice again)
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This went back and forth for the full minute.
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18 hellos, 4 occurrences of who is this.
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I think they have too much time on their hands.
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One last one that I found to be VERY interesting... I call up some
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number.. a woman answers.. "hello.." just like normal.. Suddenly,
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after about 5 seconds, she starts singing in seprano, an opera
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of some sort on to the phone! She kept this up for about 45
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seconds.. (she actually wasn't that bad, either..) Then when
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she finished she said "Goodnight, baby" and hung up.. heh..
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Of course, the classic is a lady, sitting at home, picking up, hearing
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silence, getting scared, and doing a little stutter.. "heh-heh-heh-hello?"
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And then she prolly hangs up and does call trace. Stupid bitch.
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= =
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+ + + +
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- o - MoRP/HEuS - o -
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+ + + +
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : lamb@sun1.coe.ttu.edu =
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= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Undercity.AE (AG) 303.333.0713 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Entropy 318.625.9666 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Celestial Woodlands 409.764.2843 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 Logikal Nonsence 717.XXX.XXXX =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 PuRe EViL 905.XXX.XXXX =
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= The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Accounts NOT guaranteed on any F.U.C.K. distribution site. If you are =
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= interested in writing for, or in becoming a distribution site for =
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= F.U.C.K. call Undercity and mail Disorder or mail Max on the Purple =
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= Hell or internet. Knowledge is power... (AG=Account Guaranteed) =
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