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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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A Guide to Shoplifting!
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DISCLAIMER:
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The author of this file is not responsible for any of the
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actions taken by the reader of this file. This is for
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informational purposes only.
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A GUIDE TO SHOPLIFTING:
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Since I started working at a grocery store, I have learned many
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techniques to shoplifting. I have learned some stuff by the mistakes
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made by several shoplifters, and others by experiment.
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RULE 1 : NEVER NEVER NEVER try to steal something at a store you
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frequently shop at. That is just plain stupid. If you
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really want something bad enough, then spend a little
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gas money. Hey, its better than buying the product you
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are about to lift.
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RULE 2 : Don't act suspicious or nervous. Employees aren't stupid.
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They know that if you are acting nervous, then you are
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usually up to something bad.
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RULE 3 : Try to steal from stores without video survaliance.
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This is by far the safest way to do things.
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RULE 4 : DO NOT be GREEDY! Take a little at a time. And take
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things that will fit in your pocket or purse. Bigger
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items are harder to get away with.
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RULE 5 : Try not to hit the same stores over and over. Have some
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variety in your life. You will be less likely to be
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caught if you don't frequently go to the same place.
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RULE 6 : Do NOT be fooled by cameras with the name SVS. These are
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fakes! They do nothing but sit there. They look real
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by the way they have a cable going into a wall, and are
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plugged in and have a red light on, but they are still
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fake. GUARANTEED!
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RULE 7 : Do NOT be stupid enough to steal around other shoppers.
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I have seen many instances where the employees never
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saw a person shoplift, but a customer had turned a
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shoplifter in, and the customers word is just as
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incriminating as the employees.
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RULE 8 : Many times if someone sees you trying to shoplift, they
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will start following you around. Calmly place the stuff
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back on the shelf, any shelf! They really can't get you
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as long as you haven't walked by a register, and start
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walking out the door, because until you start walking out
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the door, you still could have intent to pay, and if they
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do pick you up for shoplifting before you walk out the door,
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your case most likely will not hold up in court. Many
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lawyers have freed many shoplifters because of that. If
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they pick you up. Start telling them you haven't had a
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chance to pay, and that they can not pick you up for
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shoplifting, until you have a chance to pay, or walk out
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the door! Just act like you know what you are talking about!
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RULE 9 : When you start walking out the door and you see someone
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following you, then run for dear life. Most of the
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time you can get away. If you have a get-a-way car waiting,
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then be sure that the license plate is covered up. All it
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takes is for someone to write down the license plate number
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to get you caught.
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RULE 10 : If by any chance you are caught trying to flee, try and
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wrestle your way out, but BE CAREFUL! Do not injure the
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person who is trying to catch you, let alone threaten them.
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If you just so happen to scratch them, the penalty goes from
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theft to Assult and Robery, which means a bigger fine, or
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more time!
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RULE 11 : Have someone waiting with bail money in case you get
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caught. *8-)
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Now on to some ways to shoplift.
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Method 1 :
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This is probably the easiest method. Get a friend of yours to
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go to a store with you. Have him/her act very very suspicous. When an
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employee sees someone acting suspicous the key in on that person. Soon
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they will have everyone in that store watching him/her. Then you go
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where ever the merchandise is, and steal away. You leave with whatever you
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wanted, and then your friend leaves soon after, feeling good that he/she
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has just fooled a store full of idiots.
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Method 2 :
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If you are a woman, then get a big purse. Empty it out, and
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pick the lucky victim. This works good at places with shopping carts.
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Place your purse in the section where children sit. Usually located at
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the front of the basket. Have your purse open at this point. Go around
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the store looking at whatever you like. When you find the item, pick it
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up, look at it, and casually sit it down like you are putting it in the
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basket, but instead of putting it in the basket, put it in your purse.
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Method 3 :
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Grocery stores are probably the easiest to hit. Most have low
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security if any. Only problem, is that most people think the only thing
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you can get at a grocery store is food. WRONG!! Go over to the more
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expensive area, HBA (Health & Beauty Aids). There is gold there.
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Get everything from Advil to Obsession Cologne. You ask yourself,
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why do i need 80 boxes of Advil? Take one box for yourself, then go
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sell the rest to friends, or take the stuff to a Flea Market, set yourself
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up a booth, and sell away. Most boxes of Advil cost around $8-$10 each.
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You sell for $5, and instant profit. But be careful in the HBA area, that
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is usually where the security will be, if any!. I have seen many stores,
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with out any cameras in the grocery area, but one camera in the ceiling in
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the HBA area. So just pick up the stuff, put it in the basket, carry it
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over to the grocery side, and take it! Another good thing to take from
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grocery stores is cigarettes. A carton is getting close to $20 each. So take
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yourself a few, and sell to your friends/family for about $10-$15. Good
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profit there. Or if you are into that nasty habit, keep them for yourself.
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Method 4 :
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Whenever you need to get film developed, or prescriptions filled,
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then take it to your favorite grocery store. After you get your prescription
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and/or film, tell the clerk that you are going to do some more shopping.
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Walk around the store a little, then walk out the door. A good idea is
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to have a receipt from an old purchase. carry it in one hand, then carry
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the goods in the other. That way the look at you, see the receipt, and
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think that you payed for it.
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Method 5 :
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A good way to get free fertilizer, top soil, etc., is to go by
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your favorite nursery or whoever carries the stuff outside. Give them a
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visit about 3 a.m. or so, and fill up your truck or car. The best way to
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do this is to have someone driving, while you fill it up. If someone
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comes out of the store (like a night stocker) and confronts you, jump in
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the back of the truck, and tell your friend to take off. Be sure to have
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you license plate covered up.
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CONCLUSION :
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Stores today are not there for you. They are there for themselves.
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They may claim low prices, but in all truth the merchandise is usually marked
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up 200% or more. I have seen some instances where cologne has been marked
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up 450%. This is outrageous. Why should we pay those kind of prices, when
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we can get it for free! Many stores may claim that shoplifting increases
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prices, although the real reasons for price increases is the Upper Division,
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who wants more added onto their 6 and 7 digit yearly salaries. So don't
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be fooled by that stupid warning. And remember Robin Hood, steal from the
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rich (THEM) and give to the poor (YOU, even if you aren't poor heh!).
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-Max Headroom of VIRaXe
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu : FUCK =
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