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The problem stems from names that were copied from the "ThoughtCriminals"
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list on neonate.atl.ga at the request of one of their members.
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We are doing everything we can to rectify the situation, but unfortunately
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many people are choosing to complain to the postmaster instead of complaining
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to us, so we have no simple way of telling who wants to be unsubscribed.
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By far the SIMPLEST SOLUTION is for YOU to just UNSUBSCRIBE YOURSELF.
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We APOLOGIZE for any inconvenience! We're doing the best we can! If you
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must flame us, at least send it here to coe@netcom.com, so we can read it.
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If you don't want to be on the list, DO NOT READ THE REST OF THIS E-MAIL!
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-Pastor Scott
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Welcome to the Church of Euthanasia e-survey. If you wish to participate,
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please answer all questions and return to coe@netcom.com by November 1.
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The results will be tabulated and posted shortly thereafter.
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1. Name (optional):
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2. Age:
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3. State / Country:
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4. Sex (M, F, Other):
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5. Number of children:
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6. Other religious affiliations:
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Catholic:
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Protestant:
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Jewish:
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Muslim:
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SubGenius:
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Freemason:
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Scientology:
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NRA:
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Other (please specify):
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7. Are you a vegetarian? If yes, for how long?
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8. Have you ever attempted suicide? If yes, how, and why?
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9. (females only) Have you ever had an abortion? How many?
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10. (non-vegetarians only) Cannibalism? How often?
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11. Sodomy score card (0-Never, 1-Once, 2-Sometimes, 3-Often, 4-Always):
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Oral:
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Anal:
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Unusual Positions:
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Masturbation:
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Group Masturbation:
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Group Sex:
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Orgies:
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Fetishism:
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Bestiality:
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BDSM:
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Golden Showers:
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Scatology:
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Bicycle Seats:
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Other (please specify):
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12. Do you own a car? If yes, enter MPG:
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13. Do you work for the government? If yes, specify:
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14. Do you drink bottled water? If yes, where does it come from:
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15. Have you ever seen a UFO?
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16. Political position (check only ONE please):
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Democrat/Republican:
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Aryan/NAZI/Fascist:
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Marxist/Socialist:
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Libertarian:
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Anarchist:
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Moonie:
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Other (please specify):
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17. Number of hours spent watching TV per week (approximate):
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18. Number of hours spent using a computer per week (approximate):
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19. Top three movies:
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20. Should euthanasia be legal in your state/country?
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Pastor Scott The Church of Euthanasia
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To receive the printed version of _Snuff It_, send $2 to:
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