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Contents
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[1] Some lamers wander by mistake
[2] Followup
[3] Ursula "Last Gasp" Weber's IRC Log


File List
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acdflx02.tif             Airbrush By Acidflux
babyname.dic             Popular Baby Names Of 1990 Password Dictionary
phat2v58.irc             PHAT/2 v58i Delta IRC Script
delacr11.txt             DELiRiUM Acronym List v1.1
mflash  .c               Mail Flash v1.10 By Cha0s


E-Mail Address - delirium@cyberspace.org
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*** rayc (rayc@slip220.bga.com) has joined channel #delirium
<Bluesman> Hey rayc
[PhoEniX] [*WallOp*] Anyone know this guy?
[-Bluesman-] [*WallOp*] rayc?
<rayc> hi bluesman
<rayc> what's up
[-Narcosis-] [*WallOp*] nope
<Bluesman> rayc: Hey. You on #delirium a lot or something?
[PhoEniX] [*WallOp*] I've got an idea. Let's talk like "hackers" ;>
<rayc> sometime, why?
[-Bluesman-] [*WallOp*] We are +nst
[-Narcosis-] [*WallOp*] heh
<Bluesman> That's cool.
[PhoEniX] [*WallOp*] Oh shit I forgot...
[PhoEniX] Finished WallOp on #delirium
<rayc> where you at?
<Narcosis> So where are we gunna set up the new site?
<Bluesman> acid: Heh.. Yeah. That NASA system was easy to get into. I found 3
           documents that were labeled code purple..
<acidflux> Narcosis - well I got a smooth cray account on a pentagon system...
<Narcosis> Blues: yeah, some good shit - how much money ya think we could
           bring in from that?
<Narcosis> acid: msg me the nfo please!  Sounds cool!
<Bluesman> rayc: We're at home and stuff. What's going on man?
<rayc> are you all on #deliruim?
<acidflux> rayc - yeah... hey do you read the la times?
<Bluesman> Narcosis: Well.. The Black Market guys are assholes these days..
           But they usually give out 4000 credits per document
<Narcosis> blues: not bad... was hopin for more like 8000 tho...
<Bluesman> Narcosis: I might just trade it in for the Bank of America password
<rayc> how come it didn't show any of your names?
<Narcosis> nieve human! :)
<Bluesman> Narcosis: Maybe once they read my summaries on the documents
<acidflux> rayc - so you did read the la times article?
<Bluesman> rayc: We hacked it
<rayc> i c
<acidflux> replaced mine with my nick though.
<rayc> any of you know delirium?
<Bluesman> The guy delirium? Oh sure!
<Narcosis> blues: did you get the funds transfered yet?
<Bluesman> He was here.. Said he'd come back
<rayc> when was it?
<Bluesman> Narcosis: I'm not sure if you really want a $10,000 transaction on
           a Saturday night do you?
<Bluesman> About 10 minutes ago?
<rayc> hmm.......
<Narcosis> blues: was hoping that you got to it yesterday...
<Bluesman> I forgot. I had to set up all those backdoors last night
<Bluesman> It's only $10,000
<Narcosis> blues: lets be more careful this time tho - we don't wanna make the
           LA times again, thats for sure!
<Bluesman> Hehehe..
<acidflux> Yeah Mr. Smut is still pretty pissed.
<Bluesman> Is he really?
<rayc> what are you all talking about?
<Bluesman> So he's a friend of yours?
<Bluesman> rayc: The Bank of America. We just got a transaction account on it
<rayc> damn.......
<rayc> what is the plan?
<acidflux> Yeah he gave me 8 visas and root on a cray...
<Bluesman> Ah well.. Just some boring transacting..
<Bluesman> We're waiting for acid to make a checking account
<Narcosis> blues: how much can we get before being detected do you think?
<acidflux> Access Granted!
<Bluesman> Narcosis: I checked my data sheets, and I believe their pen
           register flag is set at $100,000, so maybe $50,000?
<acidflux> Checking Account # 0207-034922
<Narcosis> blues: how long does it take for the pen register to reset, or does
           it with their system?
<Bluesman> acidflux: Ok.. Stand by to withdraw and deposit $5000 on my signal
<acidflux> Ready.
<Bluesman> Narcosis: It's instantaneous on this version.. Which is nice
<Bluesman> BRB. transacting..
<Bluesman> Ok.. Should take a few seconds..
<acidflux> rayc - nothing legal... heh heh heh
<Bluesman> Clear.. acid..
<rayc> damn.......
<acidflux> GOT IT!
<rayc> computer crime????
<Bluesman> acid: Ok! I got it here also.. I'm closing and getting the hell
           outta that..
<Narcosis> best kind - minimal risk of being traced...
<rayc> well, i've better get going..........good luck you all!!!
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*** Inviting gomez to channel #DELiRiUM
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<acidflux> Hey bro!!
*** Mode change "+o gomez" on channel #DELiRiUM by acidflux
<acidflux> This is the mag's channel... lately it's just been a hangout spot.
<gomez> is it warez oriented?
<acidflux> More hacker-oriented.... the problem with writing about warez is
           it's so dated....
<gomez> that's cool.. hacking is becoming so accessable.
<acidflux> Wanna see one of the articles?
<gomez> sure
<acidflux> It's also sort of a humor mag.
<acidflux> Okay, found it!
*** DCC SEND connection to gomez[165.113.1.16,3316] established
*** DCC SEND:/usr3/dustin/delirium.001 to gomez completed 3.741 kb/sec
<acidflux> SHell and check it out!
<gomez> Ok Beb
*** Signoff: gomez (Ping timeout)
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<acidflux> Hey!!
*** Mode change "+o gomez" on channel #DELiRiUM by acidflux
<acidflux> Whaddya think?
<gomez> that look more like a log. sure you sent me the right file?
<acidflux> Yeah, it IS a log!
<gomez> hmm
<gomez> hmmm
<acidflux> ?
<gomez> whats the point?
<acidflux> Did you read the whole thing?
<gomez> well
<gomez> i scanned through it.
<acidflux> Um, nevermind =)
<gomez> let me try again.
<gomez> brb
*** Signoff: gomez (Ping timeout)
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<acidflux> Hey!
<gomez> hmm..
*** Mode change "+o gomez" on channel #DELiRiUM by acidflux
<gomez> this time i read it word for word. i can't make sense of it.
<gomez> are you sure you sent me the right log?
<acidflux> It's a log of some moron wandering in here so we convinced him we
           were computer criminals stealing money from Citibank.
<acidflux> Then at the very end he catches on and runs out of the channel.
<gomez> i conviced a moron by changing my name to <sysop> that i was sysop of
        Internet thereby getting his passworded.
<acidflux> Say what?
<gomez> i dont get it.
<acidflux> It's not a how-to, it's just an irclog of something interesting
           that happened in the channel.
<gomez> it has no entertaining aspects to it.
<gomez> nor is it educational.
<gomez> so that's what your magazine is? a compilation of #delirium log?
<acidflux> No, it's just something I had offhand.....
<gomez> im hungry.
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-PhoenGold:$*.edu- i need conversation with an inteliigent female
/who
*** ursula is ~ursula@coreys.Berkeley.EDU (Ursula Weber)
*** on irc via server w6yx.stanford.edu (From DC to Daylight)
*** ursula has been idle for 5 seconds (0 minute(s))
/whois phoengold
*** PhoenGold is britt@ANDROMEDA.TAMU.EDU (Luuuve for Sale..Love for saaaale)
*** on channels: @#jacuzzi
*** on irc via server omega.tamu.edu (Da' Maroon Lagoon of Aggieland!)
*** PhoenGold is an IRC Operator
<-[phoengold]-> Hey big guy, how's by you?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hmm?
<-[phoengold]-> You said you wanted to talk with an intelligent female? I
                ain't getting any dumber
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hehehe...O
<-[phoengold]-> so what do you like? music, drugs, etc?
<-[phoengold]-> are you still there?
-PhoenGold- Pong!
*** CTCP PING reply from PhoenGold: 1 second
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] why ping
<-[phoengold]-> just wanted to see if you were lagged or something
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] probably
<-[phoengold]-> so whatcha interested in? Music, drugs, etc?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] anything wild
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i do soem drugs occasionally
<-[phoengold]-> really? like what?
<-[phoengold]-> Acid, E, ketamine...?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what are you into
<-[phoengold]-> I drop acid now and then but I really hate it when the monitor
                starts breathing
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hahahaha
<-[phoengold]-> What do you like?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] X
<-[phoengold]-> That's cool.... what kind of music are you into?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] NIN..sugarcubes ..classic rock
<-[phoengold]-> Classic Rock? Like Journey?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and queen..moody blues..and cream
<-[phoengold]-> You like nine inch nails??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] only if i can fuq yu like an animal
<-[phoengold]-> Hehehe.... yeah, I bought one of those "Fist Me" T-Shirts at a
                concert, great conversation peice.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hmm....write down my email address and mail me
<-[phoengold]-> Why, do you have to go??
<-[phoengold]-> This has been so much fun talking, I mean we have so much in
                common!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] cool huh
<-[phoengold]-> Do you have to leave??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] noe
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] just want you to have it..and mail me
<-[phoengold]-> Oh okay, no problem!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ever coem to texas?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what ya look like?
<-[phoengold]-> Yes, actually I have a friend in Dallas that I visit every
                month or so...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] coem see me
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am in dallas often
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] sis lives thee
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] was there last weekend
<-[phoengold]-> Hey, keen! We'll have to hook up sometime!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what ya look lik?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] blonde?
<-[phoengold]-> =P
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] tan?
<-[phoengold]-> Actually, I dye my hair jet black...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] awesome!!!!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i once dated a girl with blue black hair
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what was it naturally
/whois phoengold
*** PhoenGold is britt@ANDROMEDA.TAMU.EDU (Luuuve for Sale..Love for saaaale)
*** on channels: #wylde @#jacuzzi
*** on irc via server omega.tamu.edu (Da' Maroon Lagoon of Aggieland!)
*** PhoenGold is an IRC Operator
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] saw counting crows in the bomb factory this summer
<-[phoengold]-> Another woman? I'm almost jealous =)
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] was a long time ago
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] you not gonna tell me what ya look like?
<-[phoengold]-> Well let's see... what would you like to know?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] well i told you ...
<-[phoengold]-> I mean about personal appearance?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i have a 32 inch waist..and an average ..never
 really measured it ..size penis
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] can alomost have multiple orgasms
<-[phoengold]-> Well let's see... I'm about 5'6", caucasian (irish/german
                actually)... like I said, jet black hair... ummm...
<-[phoengold]-> Your turn... what do you look like?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] repeat..all i got was 5 6 nd white
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i told you ..you said i sound cute
<-[phoengold]-> hehehehe...
<-[phoengold]-> Ummm... I wear Docs? What specifically did you want to know?
<-[phoengold]-> Not to sound forceful or anything =)
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] docs?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] does that mean you are big?
<-[phoengold]-> You know, Doc Martins?
[E/X] The time is now 04:00AM.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] nope
<-[phoengold]-> The boots?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] O
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] still donno
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i want to know...are you cute..are you big ..are
 you petite..are you thin ..atheletic..long hair...blonde pubes...
<-[phoengold]-> Ummm.... how about stilettos? I've got a pair of those too...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ahhh
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i know those
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] so you street walk
<-[phoengold]-> Hahahahah... no silly.....
<-[phoengold]-> My hair is about shoulder-length.. yeah, I'm pretty thin. I
                look like miss ethiopia... no hehe j/k
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] u r thin?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] groovy...thin ..black hair..
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] nice breasts?
<-[phoengold]-> Excuse me?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] do you have nice breasts
<-[phoengold]-> I don't sit around the house with a mirror all day but then
                again I've never recieved any complaints =P
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hahahaha...good one
<-[phoengold]-> So what are you like, eh big guy?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am yur every fantasy
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am funny as shit
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] a real camelian
<-[phoengold]-> Fantasy eh? You'll paint my house? =P
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] if that is what you want
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] I am into pleasing my women
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] making them happy ..whatever it takes
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] as lon as i am not taken for granted
<-[phoengold]-> Hey, sounds groovy.... you know there is this one thing I'm
                into that maybe you could help me with... I'm really
                uncomfortable about talking about it with most guys...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what?
<-[phoengold]-> But you seem like the really understanding sort....
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] that i am
<-[phoengold]-> Well, I like to suffocate babies with plastic wrap...
                especially that chortle they make at the end.. what is that, a
                death rattle?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and just how many of the kids have you killed
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and may i have your name address and phone number
<-[phoengold]-> Oh, that's only a number... but I'm having trouble keeping a
                low profile. I was thinking maybe the next time I'm in Dallas
                YOU could get the babysitting job, and then I could stop by
                later that night...
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ur kinda demented...just gimme yer address ..and
 wait there..someone will be along shortly to help you
<-[phoengold]-> Excuse me??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] what?
<-[phoengold]-> See, I told you you wouldn't understand :~(
<-[phoengold]-> You'd really enjoy it though, especially when they start to
                turn this shade of purple....
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] sick
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] really sick...
<-[phoengold]-> Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i would rather aficiate you and let it heighten
 your arrousal while i plunge deeper into your pussy
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and only let you breath after you cum
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] and you started out so cool
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] damn the luck
<-[phoengold]-> You no longer find my hobbies interesting? =(
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] not that one
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] why must all good things turn to shit?
<-[phoengold]-> You calling me shit?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] no ..i am calling suffcating babies shit!
<-[phoengold]-> Why is suffering babies wrong?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] nevermind..
<-[phoengold]-> They are obscenely pure, don't you see?!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i like young ones to lic my cock
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] I like anything to lick my cock
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] so how many babies have you suffocated?
<-[phoengold]-> They are obscenley pure and must suffer therefore.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] hwy not corrupt them
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] use them..
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] suffocation is no fun
<-[phoengold]-> Oh? Do you have something better in mind? =I
<-[phoengold]-> You just get the babysitting job, I'll suffocate them, and
                then you can do whatever you like, deal?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] we can talk about it in bed ..in dallas ...after
 you fuq me raw
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i don't wanna play with a dead babie
<-[phoengold]-> Why's that?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] don't liek it
<-[phoengold]-> I thought you said tormenting babies was wrong? You're quite
                the trickster, you are =)
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] yeup
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] wanna call me so we can talk abut this further
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] about
<-[phoengold]-> Sure! What's your number??
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] (409)846-8459
<-[phoengold]-> Okay, great! I'll do my famous dying baby impression over the
                phone.
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] cool...when ya gonna call?
<-[phoengold]-> How late will you be up?
<-[phoengold]-> Wait wait wait, I've got the BEST idea!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] oh ..i will be at the house at about ..7 till 12
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] i am in my lab now
<-[phoengold]-> The neighbors just brought home a new one... it's about 2
                weeks old... and I found a key under the doormat... how about
                I get a tape recording for you and call you in an hour?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] sure
<-[phoengold]-> Wait, is that your home #?
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] yes
<-[phoengold]-> Okay, great! Talk to you in an hour big guy!
[PhoenGold:britt@TAMU.EDU] ok
<-[phoengold]-> It was great chatting with you!! See ya!
<-[phoengold]-> Oh, but the best is yet to come... }:) Bye!
*** Signoff: ursula (...)

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