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T ||==\\ || || ||==\\ ||==|| || || B L E N D E R C O R P O R A T I O N
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H || || || || ||==// ||=|| >|< >>> Presents <<<
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E ||==// \\==// || \\ ||==|| || || #004-AA03 -- [05/20/91]
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The Book of Flux
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by
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Aldebaran Arghat
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Durex Publishing -+--+--+--+--+--+- May 20th, 1991
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In the beginning... there was all. Not all in the sense of everything,
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but still, all. And the all created form, and that form became Aldebaran.
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And on this first day, 'Deb rested. And again, on the second and third days,
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'Deb rested. But on the fourth day, 'Deb said the word. And the word was
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'smurf'. And thus were the smurfs, and there were of them 100, and the
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smurfs made spandex. And the spandex was biodegradeable. And it was good.
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And 'Deb smiled. But yet still, a great immesureable sorrow lay still in
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'Deb's heart.
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His powers waning, 'Deb again concentrated his energies of good, and
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come was the Winky Flux. And to the Winky Flux was given the powers of
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emotion and funk. And with this Winky Flux did 'Deb create a power. And
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this power was 'Faith No More'. And of this power was the one called Mike
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Patton. Upon this Mike Patton 'Deb did bestow all the powers of the Winky
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Flux. For the Keeper of Sorrows, 'Deb did see his cause as lost, and so
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bestowed upon Mike Patton control of the Winky Flux, its powers to be used to
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harness and channel positive energies and emotion to those who are deserving.
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And with Mike Patton was the guardian of the Flux. And upon this guardian
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did the Winky Flux bestow four steel rings of power. And with these could
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the Winky Flux be protected.
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And it came to pass that 'Deb lived on in the worlds of the mortals,
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denying himself the luxuries of the Winky Flux. And did 'Deb cry out to the
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world his torments, and no hope from the world did come. For the mortals,
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with the guidance of the Winky Flux, did prosper, and for those deserving of
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the Winky Flux did enjoy the boons of love and pleasure. And in the dark
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annals of the world did wail 'Deb the torments of his self, and listen did
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some, and thus come the tale of the Winky Flux and the torments of the martyr
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'Deb to be known to this mortal world.
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Notes:
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-In the video for epic, 'it' is used to represent the Winky Flux, for
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many do envy its power, and do wish to tear it from the protection of Faith
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No More, as is noted in the video.
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-The Winky Flux is physically symbolized in a number of ways. In Epic,
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the Winky Flux first is symbolized by the hand with mouth in palm, as the
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splattering liquid is the powers of the Winky Flux released. And at the end
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of that video, the Winky Flux has taken the form of the pianist who is making
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the joys of music of the darkness of the human existance, the piano. As the
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piano explodes, it is symbolizing the outpour of positive energies from the
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plain human existance, as finally, the Flux overcomes social barriers
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allowing for the good of all. At the same time, the fish symbolizes
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Aldebaran, suffocating, destroying himself as he sees others live on in
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happiness and love.
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- In Falling to Pieces, Mike Patton symbolizes tells the tale of the
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downfall of Aldebaran to his current mortal state of misery. The Winky Flux
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in this video is symbolized by the clown suit, baseball bat and again, the
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hand with mouth.
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- According to the Reverend Doktor Random Tox, "Bob" Dobbs' pipe is in
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fact the Winky Flux, which is ususally known by a less nonsensical name.
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Nonetheless, "Bob's" teaching is in line with that of the Winky Flux, leading
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some theologians, philosophers and telephone repairmen to believe that the
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Winky Flux is a nickname for Dobbs' incredible, massive, and awe inspiring
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male member.
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______________________________________________________________________________
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(C)1991 by The Durex Blender Corporation & Aldebaran Arghat [5/20/91]
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All Rights Available at the Door. No Reservations.
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