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newsletter
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issue one - august 2nd, 1996. oh... to be like crank!@#
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a BAD production
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hi, I'm pixy. this is a 'zine idea that i borrowed from black
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francis. it's about crank and how i want to be like her.
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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in bF's i love crank newsletter issue one he stated crank's past
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with relationships. so many too! with eightball and turbo and dead
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cheese and aoxomoxoa and murmur and how she went for mogel. but
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now she's after jamesy. jamesy was my best friend but not anymore
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because of crank. but i don't blame her. i kick myself everyday
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because jamesy went for me long ago but i turned him down in
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respect for his girlfriend rachel. but not crank. if i only knew
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how she would have handled it. i could have been like her.
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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here is a poem someone wrote for the beautiful crank. it's called
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crank 'n jamesy.
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"one day she met a guy
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who blasted her into outer space
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she cut his hair, made him fly
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and called him her little 'faceface'
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he said 'but what will my friends say
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when they see how i've been whipped?'
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she said 'don't think about that today
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just get your pants unzipped'"
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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___ this is me. do i look like crank? i'm trying to, please say i
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| | look like her. oh, i forgot, no one is allowed to see her
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|_| pictures, you don't know what she looks like.
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me trying
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to look
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like crank
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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here's another poem that that someone wrote. it's called skrank.
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"she wasn't mean, she wasn't rude
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but she was quite the skank
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she like to skr00 with every d00d
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so they wouldn't have to spank"
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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TTTTTT OOOOOO BBBBBBB EEEEEEE HH HH EEEEEEE RRRRRRR !! !! !!
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TT OO OO BB B EE HH HH EE RR RR !! !! !!
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TT OO OO BBBBBB EEEEE HHHHHHH EEEEE RRRRRRR !! !! !!
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TT OO OO BB B EE HH HH EE RR RR
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TT OOOOOO BBBBBBB EEEEEEE HH HH EEEEEEE RR RR !! !! !!
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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i got hair dye today since my hair is blond and crank's isn't.
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my friend said she can pierce me all over the place. i got an
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appointment with the tattoo guy next week. by the end of the
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month my name will be legally changed to alishia. i just hope one
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day i'll /join #zines and everyone will say "HI CRANK!@#" and it
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will be for me.
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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crank is moving to illinois to go to junior college. she was
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going to move here for phil but now that she broke up with him
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she grabbed onto jamesy before she was all alone. what a smart
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girl! i'm lucky, i already live in illinois, so i don't have to
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follow her here. i'll be just few hours away from her. i think i
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will visit her often. i hope i can get a guy or two that's she's
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thrown away.
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oh... to be like crank!
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----+--+ crank!@#
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that's it for to be like crank newsletter issue one. idea used
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with permission from black francis. and maybe you learned a thing
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or two to be just like crank. issues will follow when i learn new
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and exciting things about the beautiful the talented crank.
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the poetry is not my own. it, also, was used by permission. the
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writer would like to remain anonymous. thank you.
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--- "to be like crank" newsletter issue one ------------------------------
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