53 lines
2.4 KiB
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53 lines
2.4 KiB
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AMIGA A Mere Idiotic Gaming Apparatus
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ATF Antagonizes Theological Fanatics
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BILOS Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
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CIA Completely Illogical Analysis
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CCITT Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
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COBOL Computer Operator's Band of Losers
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Computer Operator's Band of Lamers
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Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
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CPU Central Purging Unit
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DEA Drugs Enter Anyway
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EMACS Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
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EPA Excessive Pollution Acceptable
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FBI Find, Bust, and Incarcerate
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FCC Fundamentalist Complaint Center
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FDA Forgives Disgusting Additives
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FDIC Fraudulent Deals Ignored Continuously
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FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
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Found On Road Dead
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GCOS God's Chosen Operating System
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GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out
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GOP Gleefully Obstructing Progress
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IBM Inferior But Marketable
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It's Better Manually
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Insidious Black Magic
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It's Been Malfunctioning
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Ingrained Batch Mentality
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International Brotherhood of Magicians
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Itty Bitty Machines
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I'd Buy Macintosh
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IRS Income Reduction Specialists
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LISP Lots of Irritating Superflorous Parantheses
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Lots of Insipid Stupid Parantheses
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LOTUS Let Only The Users Suffer
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MAC Morons Against Computer-literacy
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MACINTOSH Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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MIPS Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
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MSDOS Maybe SomeDay an Operating System
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NAFTA Nefarious Agreeent Fucks Teamsters Again
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NASA Now Aborting Simple Assignments
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NATO Needs Absolute Total Overhaul
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NFS Nightmare File System
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NTSC Never The Same Color
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OSF Oppose Sun Forever
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PC Piece of Crap
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PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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PERL Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
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PSAT Pretty Stupid Annoying Test
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RISC Relegate Important Stuff to the Compiler
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SOL Shit Out of Luck
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ST:TOS Star Trek: The Old Stuff
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WORM Write Once, Read Maybe
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Write Once, Read Mangled
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