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B R I T C O M E D Y D I G E S T
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VOL. I ==> RIK MAYALL FUN FEST <== JUNE 1995
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No. 13 our pants are all custardy!
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A monthly electronic newsletter on British comedies.
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What's Inside
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* Nodding Acquaintances Only: "Red Dwarf: The Last Human"
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* Bio: Rik Mayall
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* Report on BRITANNICON '95
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Regular Departments:
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Mailbox
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Britcomedy News
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Newsquirks
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Quote-o'-the-Month
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etc.
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Circulation/Back Issues
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Staff
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Managing Editor..................Melinda 'Bob' Casino
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Contributing Editor..............Michelle Street
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Assistant Editor.................James Kew
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Copy Editor......................Cynthia Edwards
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Smashey/Nicey....................Michelle Casino
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Contributing writers: Maddie Burgess, Michael Clarkson, Lizbeth Marcs,
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Andrew Wong.
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HTML logo by Nathan Gasser.
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Britcomedy Digest (ISSN 1077-6680) <Schopenhauer Publishing Co.>
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Copyright (c) 1995 by Melinda Casino. Reproduction for personal and
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non-profit use is permitted only if this copyright notice is retained. Any
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other reproduction is prohibited without permission. Britcomedy Digest may
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be uploaded without the editor's permission to bulletin boards.
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EDITOR'S PAGE:
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So here I am, having made the Big Move from Philadelphia to London,
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scanning the local news stand, when the only internet magazine catches my
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eye with its large red letters: 'WOMEN GET WIRED'! I immediately grab it.
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At home, I notice the other stories in much smaller type:
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'Browser howlers: British comedy online'
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Heh. Browser howlers... gotta love it.
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I flip to page 51: a picture of the "Britcomedy Digest" Union Jack flag
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logo is staring me in the face. "Oh God," I think, "I'd better get
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cracking on the next issue..."
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So here it is! Fresh out of its cellophane wrapper, fresh and pungent,
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waiting for you to "Digest" (sorry--'browser howlers' influence...), the
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latest issue of BD.
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With BD getting attention from internet magazines, there's more pressure to
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produce varied issues. Afterall, living in London, I can no longer claim
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that I can't cover anything but the US Britcom diet of "Red Dwarf,"
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"Absolutely Fabulous," "Blackadder" and "Monty Python." BD is in its
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"post-USA" phase, and the adjustment, while bound to be an improvement, is
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not going to be smooth. I hope readers will bear with me as I do my
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homework, which so far has consisted of browsing the BBC Worldservice
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shop, watching one episode of "Men Behaving Badly," the new "Alexei Sayle
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Show," and "Reeves and Mortimer" [God, Vic and Bob can be gross]. At the
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request of many readers, "Chef" and "Waiting for God" will be covered in
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future issues as well.
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On thing that *won't* change at Britcomedy Digest is that it will still be,
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as Jim Hayes of INTERNET magazine writes, "providing a platform for those
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who fancy an appreciation of the comedian's art as an applied science."
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In short: we'll be as pretentious as ever. ;)
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MAILBOX
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I know this was the April Fool's edition (vol. 1, no. 12), but was there a
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Digest part 2/3? If there wasn't I guess I got caught in your jape.
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April, May, AND June fool. ("Queeg," Red Dwarf quote)
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Bonnie Forrest <bf2@gml.lib.uwm.edu>
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: Many readers wrote saying that they'd only received
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parts of the last 3-part issue; I apologize for this error, which was due
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to cathouse restructuring. The issue can be downloaded in its entirety
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from the following sites:
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http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/BD/
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ftp://ftp.cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/british.humour/britcomedy.digest
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Readers who cannot access either the World-Wide Web or FTP are encouraged
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to email <melinda@cathouse.org> to receive the issue.
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I am interested in writing to Rik Mayall... I am a HUGE fan of Rik (no I am
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not fat--just his greatest fan) and am interested in any information about
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him.
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Yours in anticipation,
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Ethel Cardew
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(Ann Fitzgerald <af@grover.broadcom.ie>)
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: Your wish is our command... this issue contains a
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biography on Rik Mayall, and includes an address where you can contact
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him. [Readers who write to Mr. Mayall are encouraged to email BD and tell
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us what response you got!]
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Each time I try to open the Britcomedy Digest site, I get a message saying
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"CONNECTION REFUSED BY HOST." Maybe there is something wrong with my
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software; or maybe BD is so popular that I just can't get through; but I
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was wondering if there might be some other explanation. Is this site still
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operating?
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Merritt Moseley <MOSELEY@unca.edu>
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University of North Carolina
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: On May 8, cathouse.org was named "Cool Site of the Day"
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(http://www.infi.net/ocmay95.html); as a result, it was flooded with twice
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the amount of users. It had to go offline for a while, but has been running
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smoothly since that time. Many apologies for the inconvenience.
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As a recent recipient of a master's degree in astrophysics, I want to
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praise you for bringing to my attention the extremely informative magnum
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opus by Mr. Arnold Judas Rimmer ("Red Quasars and Their Effects On Super
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Novas," vol. 1, no. 12). My own thesis, entitled GRAVITATIONAL LENSING
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NEAR TERRESTRIAL OBJECTS, reveals direct observational evidence for the
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warping of space near three Large Terrestrial Objects [designated LTOs]:
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LTO-129 {Roseanne}, LTO-001 {Johnathan Frakes} and LTO-72UK {Jo Brand}. I
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credit Mr. Rimmer's theological predecessor as my premier reference and
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the guiding force behind my dissertation.
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Dr. Johnathan Smith's revolutionary paper* BLUE QUASARS AND THEIR EFFECTS
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UPON ~STANDARD NOVAE generated a major change in popular astrophysical
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paradigm when Dr. Smith demonstrated direct observational evidence linking
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planetary nebula NGC-7009 and a specific type of shellfish. "I am a
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scallop" had a profound impact upon my research, yet Mr. Rimmer's deeper
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insight into the problem completely eclipses all previous work in the
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field, my own included. Had I been aware of the piscatory nature of the
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problem earlier in my career, I am certain I would be employed today. On
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behalf of the unemployed astrophysicists on the planet, I thank you for a
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new direction in our area of expertise.
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* see log entry 42, Jupiter II, May 1997
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~ also known as Planetary Nebulae-a historical label and an extreme
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misnomer.
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Kristin Sabo <sabo@rouge.phys.lsu.edu>
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Director, TeAPOTT of Baton Rouge
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"There's A Penguin On The Telly"
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Love the idea of Yanks writing e-zines about obscure British comedy
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shows--keep it up!
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I thought you might be interested in news of the return of two episodes of
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Spike Milligan's "Q5" series to the BBC archives. Missing since the
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mid-seventies (when the tapes were wiped by the Beeb!), the two episodes
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were returned to the BBC Archive as copies of black and white 16mm film
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recordings borrowed from a private collector in London. They are believed
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to be episodes two and three (TX 31 March '69 and 7 April '69
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respectively). It is hoped that the same collector may have the remaining
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episodes as well.
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Steve Roberts <stever@ppr.tv.bbc.co.uk>
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BBC TV
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: Thank you for writing--it's wonderful to receive email
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from someone "on the inside." I'm currently looking for a writer to review
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"Q5" and other Milligan projects; interested parties should send email to:
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<melinda@cathouse.org>. And Steve--when are we going to see more web pages
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authored by the BBC (a la "Fist of Fun")?
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I'm responding to a letter which appeared in Britcomedy Digest a couple
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months ago (see vol. 1, no. 7). Yes, I am opening the closet door,
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stepping out, and proclaiming, "I too am a member of the 'Chris Barrie is
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a Sex God' club."
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His insecurity is so cute, both when he's in character (as "Rimmer") and
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when he goes out of character (e.g., on the [Red Dwarf] Smeg-Ups video).
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He's angst-ridden and funny at the same time, which is very appealing.
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Plus he has a nice toosh.
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Joan A.- Seattle, Washington
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: According to a usenet post on alt.tv.red-dwarf, Chris
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Barrie recently gave a talk at Oxford University, where he jokingly
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refered to people who attend (Red Dwarf) conventions as "sad anorak
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wearing people"... kind of a turn-off, considering he has bought six
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sportscars, a tank, at least one motorcycle, and various other
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transportation vehicles. Come on Chris, rip off your shirt to reveal the
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anorak within...
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MAIL: Send your thoughts to <melinda@cathouse.org>
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with "LETTER TO THE EDITOR" in the subject header.
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If you read back issues, you'll see we really do
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run most any letter sent to BD.
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BRITCOMEDY NEWS...
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WAIT TIL THE KIDS HEAR THIS--CLIFF RICHARD KNIGHTED
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Among Her Majesty's birthday honors this year was Harry Rodger Webb,
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otherwise known as Cliff Richard. Surprisingly, the 54 year-old
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rock-n-roller is not the first in the industry to be knighted: Bob Geldof
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was bestowed the honor after his fundraising efforts for famine victims in
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Africa.
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Sir Richard, who is little-known in the U.S., was the United Kingdom's
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answer to Elvis, although he soon stopped aping Elvis and adopted a more
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wholesome image. In 1965 he made a much-publicized conversion to
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Christianity.
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MILLIGAN SALUTES PYTHON
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Spike Milligan has sung the praises of Monty Python publicly on RTE's "Late
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Late Show" On being called a genius by one of the audience members, he
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then called that member "another grovelling little bastard." He also spoke
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and paid a huge compliment to Monty Python. "... we [the Q cast] were a
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bunch of second-rate banana skins but the Python team were just so
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wonderful - five excellent performers."
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NEW CABLE CHANNEL FOR COMEDY
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SelecTV--a combination of three companies including WitzEnd Productions and
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Alamo TV--hit the airwaves June 1. The channel will show a mixture of
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comedy and drama; some of the Britcoms include "Birds of a Feather,"
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"Lovejoy," and "The New Statesman" - yes, Alan B'stard will appear on the
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opening night of the new channel which will run from 1700 to midnight
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weekdays and 1200 to midnight weekends.
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NEWSQUIRKS
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STRESS-RELIEVING MONTY PYTHON
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The Guardian (June 21) ran a story on how two young French UN soldiers
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found temporary relief while surrounded by Serbs in their post eight miles
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north-west of the Bosnian capital: they thought of Monty Python.
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Sgt. Major Gilles Vanuxem and Sgt. Luc Houzelot recalled the scene where
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King Arthur is not only kept out of the French fortress, but given such
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insults as "Your mother was an 'amster and your father smelt of
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elderberry!" They held their observation posts against Serbs for 22 days
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before they were rescued and taken to Sarajevo.
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CLEESE AD DEEMED UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
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"Look At The State We're In," the John Cleese/Dawn French drama series on
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the constitution, was partially banned by the Independent Television
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Commission on May 30. The ad shows Cleese shooting something off screen.
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Although it was only a packet of cigarettes, the ITC were concerned at the
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violence contained, and the commercial was taken off the children's
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program time slots (1530-1700). The ITC regulate the adverts on the
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commercial television stations in the UK. No other commercial in the
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campaign has been affected. Cleese has made no comment.
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CALLING MRS. FAWLTY TO RESCUE TESCO!
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In the ever-increasing grocery-store bid for customers, Prunella Scales
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(aka "Mrs. Fawlty" of "Fawlty Towers" fame) has been enlisted--she appears
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in a commercial for Tesco's. Jane Horrocks ("Absolutely Fabulous," "Life
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is Sweet") appears in the commercial as a character not unlike "Bubble."
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It's hard to name a British comedian who *hasn't* appeared in commericals
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or at least done voice-overs; Rowan Atkinson, Fry and Laurie, practically
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the entire cast of "Red Dwarf," and others have done them. Fun tip from
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BD: next time you're watching the telly, play "spot the comedian"...
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RADIO TIMES LIKES THE OLD FAMILIAR ONES
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When "Fawlty Towers" was recently dusted off for another run on British TV,
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it made the cover of "Radio Times." Not surprising--it has made the cover
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for the previous 16 years! (That's one way to cut costs.)
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ABOUT BRITCOMEDY NEWS: Michael Clarkson
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stepped in for Michelle Street this month.
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Michelle is taking a well-deserved break in
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England. Please send news items to:
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<melinda@cathouse.org>.
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NODDING ACQUAINTANCES ONLY: "RED DWARF: THE LAST HUMAN"
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by Lizbeth Marcs <LizBeth258@aol.com>
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There are only two rules to keep in mind when reading the long-awaited
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third instalment to the "Red Dwarf" novels. RULE ONE: Expect a diversion,
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but don't expect to laugh your way through the book. RULE TWO: Look at the
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book as a separate entity because if you _try_ to reconcile it with the
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television series, you'll only wind up pulling your hair out. That said,
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you just might be prepared for this review.
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"The Last Human" marks Doug Naylor's first foray into the "Red Dwarf"
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universe alone, and I believe he acquits himself nicely on two fronts.
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Without trying to give too much of the plot away, the novel has more of a
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storyline than the previous two novels. "Infinity Welcomes Careful
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Drivers" and "Better Than Life" struck me as more a series of vignettes
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featuring the Four Boyz than novels with a storyline that ran the entire
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length. Naylor's decision to weave one storyline through Lister and Co.'s
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misadventures is an interesting departure. Secondly, he manages to build
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an independent "alternate reality" from that which exists in the
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television show without alienating his core audience of "Red Dwarf" fans.
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However, some of the changes are jarring and others simply don't work.
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In a nutshell, Dave Lister and his one true love Kristine Kochanski have
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rejoined hologram Arnold Rimmer, Kryten the mechanoid and the Cat on
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Starbug following their stay in the Backwards universe, where they found
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themselves at the end of "Better Than Life." While traversing the
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Omni-zone to get out of the Backwards universe and back to the Red Dwarf
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and Holly, a miscalculation lands them in an alternate reality. In that
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reality, they find a crashed Starbug containing three of the crew members'
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dead bodies, Kochanski's alternative dying and Lister's alternative
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missing. Lister just wants to get the smeg back to the Dwarf, but he's
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persuaded to go looking for his alternative self, who's been incarcerated
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in Cyberia, a high-tech psi-prison run by the various Gelfs who populate
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the asteroid belt. Suffice to say, the crew engineers a break-out in which
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the "real" Lister inadvertently gets left behind and the alternative
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Lister escapes on Starbug. It just happens to be their bad luck that it
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also turns out that the alternate Lister is the exact opposite of his
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counterpart.
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Before it's over, Kinitawowee Gelfs cross paths with Starbug on several
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occasions, Kochanski takes control of what's left of the Red Dwarf Posse,
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Kryten gets to try his hand at humanity, Cat plays with a DNA machine, the
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luck virus becomes key to everyone's survival, Lister manages to go from
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frying pan to fire when he "escapes" Cyberia, Rimmer meets up with a
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family member who forces him to redeem himself and at least one major
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character dies. It's not giving anything away to say that even though most
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of them manage to get through the Omni-zone in one battered piece by
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hiding underground on a newly terraformed planet, they still are without
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the Red Dwarf and Holly, they have no means to actually leave the planet
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and they don't know what reality they've finally landed in.
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What's right with the book is that Naylor sticks to "his" version of Red
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Dwarf. The book tries to be consistent with the previous two novels and
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within its own storyline. Even though Naylor doesn't always
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manage to remain consistent, most of the time it's only on minor
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points, with one or two _big_ exceptions, one of which involves Rimmer.
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However, even with the larger exceptions noted above, there is
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certainly very little in the book matching the inconsistencies that
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the television show is famous for. However, since the television
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show is a comedy, its inconsistencies are understandable and
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forgivable since it's done all for a laugh. The inconsistencies in
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the book, on the other hand, since it's a separate animal and tries
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to take itself more seriously, are more annoying and do take away
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from enjoyment of the storyline.
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Most of the players do read true to their characters; you can imagine their
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televised counterparts saying and doing the same things, even when a given
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scene or conversation isn't lifted from the TV series. The notable
|
||
|
exception here is Cat, who reads false throughout the book. For the most
|
||
|
part, Cat reads like his televised counterpart in season six--that is,
|
||
|
when scenes from earlier seasons involving him aren't inserted in the
|
||
|
book. The most outstanding example of Cat's lost inherent "cattiness"
|
||
|
comes after he tastes the "luck virus" that the crew pick up during their
|
||
|
adventures. During the episode, he comes up with a "hyper-drive" and spews
|
||
|
mathematical concepts, not to mention quantum mechanics, that he
|
||
|
_shouldn't_ know. Since the purpose of the luck virus is supposed to make
|
||
|
you lucky, as opposed to smart, Cats' coming across like a college
|
||
|
professor is, to put it kindly, a character-shattering moment.
|
||
|
|
||
|
What little we see of the Gelf society as it evolved in the belt, as well
|
||
|
as the history of how it got there and the desperate future they face, is
|
||
|
fairly well thought-out and certainly intriguing. Though I know the main
|
||
|
purpose of the book is not to talk about strange new worlds, it might've
|
||
|
been nice to see a little bit more of the odd society the Boyz find
|
||
|
themselves in. (The mode of currency has to be read to be believed!)
|
||
|
|
||
|
Another point I liked, and here I'm going out on a limb because I'm sure
|
||
|
there are plenty who'll disagree with me, is the more sinister tone of
|
||
|
this novel. While I wasn't overly fond of the same tone in the television
|
||
|
series, I have to say it plays well in print. The jokes are certainly more
|
||
|
situation-orientated than the rat-tat-tat dialogue of season six, making
|
||
|
the novel more of a black comedy than a fluffy romp through space.
|
||
|
Certainly Naylor's notion of Cyberia is more creepy than "Justice World;"
|
||
|
the portions of the novel borrowed from the series' "DNA" and
|
||
|
"Quarantine" episodes play with more of a sense of danger and Lister's
|
||
|
cold-blooded sociopathological alternate is more chilling than the "evil
|
||
|
Lister" from "Demons and Angels." A number of these concepts would just
|
||
|
not go over well in a television series, even if the television series in
|
||
|
question wasn't a comedy.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Rimmer's treatment in this novel, oddly enough, is another good point. I
|
||
|
think we've discovered which one of the two series writers came up with the
|
||
|
bright idea of turning Rimmer into a hero at the end of season six. It's
|
||
|
obvious that Naylor seems to have a fondness for the neurotic hologram,
|
||
|
especially since he gets to play the role he was supposed to play: the
|
||
|
character with the alternative point of view as opposed to the cowardly
|
||
|
scapegoat. Rimmer's try at bravery makes more sense in the novel than in
|
||
|
the television series, given the situation he find himself in at the end,
|
||
|
but it still is just as startling for its 180-degree about-face.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Kryten's character also is redeemed by Naylor's treatment. While he still
|
||
|
becomes the de facto science officer and medical doctor, he is one with
|
||
|
serious limitations. His insistence on collecting reference material and
|
||
|
his dependence on getting information from other computers make him far
|
||
|
less of a know-it-all than the television version in series five and six
|
||
|
and, consequently, more fallible. He also has other built-in shortcomings,
|
||
|
such as his inability to kill a human and to disobey a direct order, which
|
||
|
have been given short-shrift in the series but play a vital role here in
|
||
|
the action of the plot. This version of Kryten reads more as the mechanoid
|
||
|
ought to be and in some ways, outshines his television counterpart.
|
||
|
|
||
|
However, I do have a number of reservations about the novel, starting with
|
||
|
the cursory treatment Naylor gives to important plot points. The Boyz
|
||
|
returning to the Backwards reality to retrieve Lister and Kochanski is
|
||
|
glossed over by a glib paragraph in the middle of the book. How Lister's
|
||
|
alternate manages to keep popping up like a bad penny near the end of the
|
||
|
novel also stretches credibility in the way some of those old "Flash
|
||
|
Gordon" serials from the 1940s do. Rimmer's hologrammatic status is also
|
||
|
fooled with: reference is made to his "hard light" body so the character
|
||
|
can physically interact with his environment, but when it's convenient,
|
||
|
people can reach through his (presumably) insubstantial body to get to his
|
||
|
light bee.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Naylor's use of "luck virus as story crutch" also gets to be a bit
|
||
|
tiresome, so much so that by the end of the book you're trying to figure
|
||
|
out how so much serum can come from two little vials. Rimmer meeting up
|
||
|
with his long-lost relative, while an interesting touch, flies directly in
|
||
|
the face of _both_ the television series and the previous two novels,
|
||
|
though the hologram's initial reaction had me chuckling. And finally, the
|
||
|
whole situation on the terra-formed planet Our Heroes find themselves on
|
||
|
towards the end of the book is written in prose that's a just bit to
|
||
|
purple and strikes me as way too melodramatic to be effective. In fact,
|
||
|
whenever "the Rage" reared it's ugly head, I found myself actually
|
||
|
laughing out loud, not because it was funny (it really wasn't supposed to
|
||
|
_be_ humorous) but because of the "squishy" language used to explain it,
|
||
|
its presence and its mission to make the planet uninhabitable for all life
|
||
|
forms.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Another complaint is the addition of Kochanski as part of the team, though
|
||
|
given her "live" status at the end of "Better Than Life," her presence in
|
||
|
the third novel was probably unavoidable. While her character is a
|
||
|
rarity--a strong, intelligent, well-written female character that is an
|
||
|
effective leader--it throws off the chemistry and further crushes what I
|
||
|
consider to be the "heart" of "Red Dwarf"--Lister and Rimmer's "Odd
|
||
|
Couple" relationship. If you thought the constant presence of Kryten and
|
||
|
Cat during season six cramped the duo, the addition of Kochanski into the
|
||
|
mix does nothing to help the situation. Naylor does use her effectively as
|
||
|
"the commanding officer" who keeps Rimmer in line when he gets to be too
|
||
|
much (it _was_ funny to read Rimmer ranting about how rank shouldn't make
|
||
|
a difference among the Posse, right after he salutes her and says "Yes,
|
||
|
ma'am.") and as a replacement for Lister when that character is out of the
|
||
|
picture, her presence seems out of place with the spirit of "Red
|
||
|
Dwarf"--four guys who are very unqualified for deep space survival trying
|
||
|
to make their way back earth. It's sad, simply because Naylor serves us up
|
||
|
a delicious character that I really and truly like and, in fact, I was
|
||
|
_excited_ by the prospect of having her around. But, by the middle of the
|
||
|
story, it was clear that the character simply didn't mesh with the other
|
||
|
four. Naylor himself seems to be aware of this, since he attempts, several
|
||
|
times, within the body of the novel to explain Kochanski's love for Lister
|
||
|
and fondness for the others, but it smacks more of desperation to
|
||
|
integrate the character into the "Red Dwarf" universe rather than explain
|
||
|
her presence.
|
||
|
|
||
|
On the whole, "The Last Human" is a quick light read that is diverting,
|
||
|
once you get through the slow start before the main action begins.
|
||
|
However, the book certainly is not a _must_ in the same way that "Infinity
|
||
|
Welcomes Careful Drivers" and "Better Than Life" are, even for "Red Dwarf"
|
||
|
fans. My recommendation is that you save yourself some hard-earned money
|
||
|
and borrow the book from the local library or wait for it to come out in
|
||
|
paperback before buying it.
|
||
|
|
||
|
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
|
|
||
|
Lizbeth Marcs, a journalist, has written several articles on Red Dwarf.
|
||
|
|
||
|
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
|
|
||
|
A BIOGRAPHY OF RIK MAYALL
|
||
|
========================= excerpts from Andrew Wong's Rik Mayall FAQ.
|
||
|
|
||
|
First off: the answer to what seems to be everyone's question, "Where can I
|
||
|
write to Rik Mayall?" Send your fan mail to:
|
||
|
|
||
|
Rik Mayall
|
||
|
The Brunskill Management Ltd.
|
||
|
Suite 8A
|
||
|
169 Queens Gate
|
||
|
LONDON SW7 5EH
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
PERSONAL INFO.
|
||
|
=============
|
||
|
Rik Mayall only got DDN at A-levels, but got to read for Drama at
|
||
|
Manchester University through Clearing. Whilst there he formed a Theatre
|
||
|
Company called 20th Century Coyote which he later took to the Edinburgh
|
||
|
Festival with great critical success and subsequently to the Comic Strip
|
||
|
in Soho. On leaving university he played Dromio of Syracuse in the Oxford
|
||
|
and Cambridge Shakespeare Company production of COMEDY OF ERRORS which
|
||
|
toured America for 3 months.
|
||
|
|
||
|
He was going out with Lise Meyer at the time of The Young Ones, but ditched
|
||
|
her when she was pregnant for his current wife. He refuses to discuss it
|
||
|
today.
|
||
|
|
||
|
TELEVISION
|
||
|
==========
|
||
|
THE YOUNG ONES
|
||
|
|
||
|
This programme made him famous. As well as co-writing it with Lise Meyer
|
||
|
and Ben Elton, he also played 'Rik' - a middle-class student trying to be
|
||
|
a left-wing radical while at the same time annoying everyone. Students of
|
||
|
the 1990s would call him "sad." Two series were made in 1982 and 1984.
|
||
|
|
||
|
There is a Young Ones FAQ by Andrew Wong:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://www.brad.ac.uk/~achwong/Comedy/YoungOne.html
|
||
|
ftp://cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/television/young.ones/
|
||
|
|
||
|
An episode guide at the Tardis TV Database:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~dave/guides/YoungOnes/
|
||
|
|
||
|
Steve Rapport's Young Ones Home Page, with scripts and sound clips:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://hammers.wwa.com/hammers/comedy/youngone/youngone.htm
|
||
|
|
||
|
Additional pictures, as well as some usenet posts, can be found at The
|
||
|
cathouse.org British Comedy Pages at:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/TheYoungOnes/
|
||
|
|
||
|
BOTTOM
|
||
|
|
||
|
Some have called this the sequel to The Young Ones, in that it takes the
|
||
|
two main characters Rik and Vyvyan, updates them, changes their names and
|
||
|
puts them together in a flat in Hammersmith trying to get women. It's
|
||
|
written by Rik and Ade and three series have been made.
|
||
|
|
||
|
There is also a Bottom FAQ:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Bottom/FAQ/
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
THE NEW STATESMAN
|
||
|
|
||
|
In this, Rik plays a radical right-wing Yorkshire Tory MP who is always out
|
||
|
to make a quick buck and a bang at the expense of anyone else.
|
||
|
Heavy-handed political satire but still manages to be funny. Produced by
|
||
|
Yorkshire Television, there were four serials and a 90-minute special.
|
||
|
|
||
|
It has won many awards including the International Emmy Award 1989, the
|
||
|
BAFTA Best Comedy Series for 1990 and at the International Film & TV
|
||
|
Festival of New York in January 1991, it was awarded the Special Craft
|
||
|
Gold Medal for Best Performer and Narrator.
|
||
|
|
||
|
There's an episode guide at The cathouse.org British Comedy Pages:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/TheNewStatesman/EpisodeGuide.html
|
||
|
|
||
|
BLACKADDER
|
||
|
|
||
|
Appearing in a cameo role in series 2 and 4 as Lord/Lieutenant Flash-heart,
|
||
|
an arrogant larger-than-life ladies' man.
|
||
|
|
||
|
Episode guides, fan fiction, and more can be found at:
|
||
|
|
||
|
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Blackadder/
|
||
|
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL PRESENTS....
|
||
|
|
||
|
A series of 1-hour TV films for Granada TV (available individually on
|
||
|
videotape) broadcast in Easter 1993 in which:
|
||
|
|
||
|
1. MICKY LOVE - He plays a washed-out paranoid game show host.
|
||
|
|
||
|
2. BRIEFEST ENCOUNTER - features Amanda Donohoe (from LA Law), as a woman
|
||
|
Rik Mayall picks up at a party and takes to her apartment. They both
|
||
|
start thinking the other is a potential homicidal maniac.
|
||
|
|
||
|
3. DANCING QUEEN - starring Rik Mayall as a Southern rich upper-class
|
||
|
bloke on his stag night who meets a Yorkshire stripper with a vaguely
|
||
|
Lancastrian accent played by Helena Bonaham-Carter when his friends
|
||
|
put him on a one-way train to Scarborough.
|
||
|
|
||
|
A second series of RIK MAYALL PRESENTS was shown in February 1995.
|
||
|
|
||
|
4. THE BIG ONE - Rik plays an estate agent who assumes the identity of
|
||
|
a dead man.
|
||
|
|
||
|
5. DIRTY OLD TOWN - Rik is a tramp who, after an unfortunate accident, is
|
||
|
mistaken for a hot new scriptwriter.
|
||
|
|
||
|
6. CLARE DE LUNE - Rik is a widowed taxi driver who, with his daughter,
|
||
|
gets taken hostage by an attractive young lady.
|
||
|
|
||
|
He has also appeared in:
|
||
|
|
||
|
A KICK UP THE EIGHTIES as Kevin Turvey - BBC TV
|
||
|
COMIC STRIP PRESENTS... - series for Channel 4
|
||
|
FILTHY, RICH AND CATFLAP - BBC TV
|
||
|
SATURDAY LIVE as The Dangerous Brothers - LWT/CH 4
|
||
|
GRIMM TALES - Series 1 & 2, GRIMMS FAIRY TALES - Initial/Central TV
|
||
|
GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE for Jackanory, 5 episodes - BBC TV
|
||
|
THE FROG PRINCE - THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH, again for Jackanory - BBC TV
|
||
|
|
||
|
(* Jackanory is a BBC children TV regular series where a guest star sits
|
||
|
down and tells the children a story using pictures to accompany the text.)
|
||
|
|
||
|
FILM
|
||
|
====
|
||
|
DROP DEAD FRED
|
||
|
|
||
|
This was his big Hollywood movie, starring opposite Phoebe Cates as her
|
||
|
invisible childhood friend up to no good. Produced in 1991 by Working
|
||
|
Title Films, it completely flopped.
|
||
|
|
||
|
He has also appeared in:
|
||
|
|
||
|
SHOCK TREATMENT (sequel to Rocky Horror Picture Show) as male nurse "Ricki"
|
||
|
THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE Dir: Richard Marguant
|
||
|
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) Lyncanthrope Films
|
||
|
COUPLES AND ROBBERS (short film) Dir: Claire Peploe
|
||
|
WHOOPS APOCALYPSE (1986) Dir: Tom Busman
|
||
|
LITTLE NOISES as Mathius Monument Films
|
||
|
EAT THE RICH (1987)
|
||
|
LITTLE NOISES (1991)
|
||
|
HORSE OPERA Initial / CH 4
|
||
|
CARRY ON COLUMBUS (1992) Comedy House
|
||
|
THE PRINCESS AND THE GOBLIN (1993) - voice only
|
||
|
|
||
|
THEATRE
|
||
|
=======
|
||
|
|
||
|
BOTTOM stage tour, with Adrian Edmondson from April to June 1993
|
||
|
MAN EQUALS MAN as Uriah Manchester Contact Theatre
|
||
|
THE GOVERNMENT INSPECTOR as Khelstakov National Theatre
|
||
|
THE COMMON PURSUIT by Simon Gray (as Nick) Phoenix Theatre, London
|
||
|
WAITING FOR GODOT as Vladimir Queens Theatre, Shaftesbury Ave.
|
||
|
CELL MATES, w/Stephen Fry, during Feb.1995 at the Albery Theatre, London.
|
||
|
|
||
|
He also appeared at the Edinburgh Festival in 1979 in a show called DEATH
|
||
|
ON THE TOILET. He was charging one pound to see it at the time. According
|
||
|
to the Festival programme, it's written by Nanker Phelge.
|
||
|
|
||
|
LIVE - "STAND UP"
|
||
|
=================
|
||
|
|
||
|
COMIC STRIP UK 1982
|
||
|
KEVIN TURVEY and BASTARD SQUAD UK 1983
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL, BEN ELTON, ANDY DE LA TOUR Edinburgh Festival/UK Tour 1983
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and BEN ELTON UK 1984
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and BEN ELTON UK 1985
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and BEN ELTON UK 1985
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and BEN ELTON Ibitha 1985
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and BEN ELTON Australia 1986
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and ANDY DE LA TOUR UK 67 dates 1989
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and ANDY DE LA TOUR UK March 2 weeks 1990
|
||
|
RIK MAYALL and BEN ELTON UK June 1992
|
||
|
|
||
|
In 1987 Rik Mayall and Ben Elton did a series of stand-up shows in Perth,
|
||
|
Western Australia. According to Des Shaw, Managing Director of Triple M, a
|
||
|
local FM radio station, the shows were at what used to be called Club 242
|
||
|
at the Leederville Hotel in West Perth. During this period, Rik and Ben
|
||
|
also did a one-off evening radio slot at 96FM, during which they played
|
||
|
Living Doll, and did quite a lot of funny stuff live in the studio.
|
||
|
|
||
|
BOOKS
|
||
|
=====
|
||
|
|
||
|
BATCHELOR BOYS: THE YOUNG ONES BOOK
|
||
|
|
||
|
First published in 1984, it was last re-printed in 1989, though there was
|
||
|
an Australian re-print in September 1993. According to the sleeve, it was
|
||
|
written by Ben Elton, Rik Mayall and Lise Meyer but according to the
|
||
|
credits in the beginning, it was written by Terence Blacker. The ISBN
|
||
|
number is 0-7221-5765-7. Published by Sphere Books (27 Wrights Lane,
|
||
|
London W8 5TZ U.K.).
|
||
|
|
||
|
It's a book written by the "gang" and contains tips on how to cheat in
|
||
|
exams, how to spot a French exchange student, the joys on hitch-hiking,
|
||
|
an interview with David Bowie, and nude shots of the boys!
|
||
|
|
||
|
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
|
Rik has enjoyed a long and successful career--what will he do
|
||
|
next? As "Bottom" runs out of steam, we at BD predict he'll find
|
||
|
a new backdrop for his standyby pathetic character, "Richie." We
|
||
|
only hope he enlists Ben Elton this time. - ed.
|
||
|
|
||
|
INTERNET RESOURCES:
|
||
|
===================
|
||
|
|
||
|
ADDITIONAL BOOKS
|
||
|
----------------
|
||
|
The following is from "Books for the Avid Britcomedy Fan."
|
||
|
(http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Info/Booklist.html)
|
||
|
|
||
|
_The New Statesman_ (by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran)
|
||
|
Nine scripts from the t.v. series.
|
||
|
(Andre Deutsch 1992, #7.99 0-233-98797-5 paperback)
|
||
|
|
||
|
_The New Statesman_ (by Anna Morgan)
|
||
|
Six stories based on the first series of "The New Statesman".
|
||
|
(Javelin 1987, #2.95 0-7137-2022-0 paperback)
|
||
|
|
||
|
_The B'Stard File_ (by Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran, et. al.)
|
||
|
A spoof dossier on B'Stard's life and dodgy dealings.
|
||
|
(David & Charles 1988, #4.95/A$12.95 0-7153-0305-7 paperback)
|
||
|
|
||
|
_Bottom: The Scripts_ (by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall)
|
||
|
Season 1 scripts (6) of the t.v. show.
|
||
|
(BBC Books, #8.99 0-536-36484-X hardcover; #4.99 0-14-023497-7 paperback)
|
||
|
|
||
|
_More Bottom: The Scripts_ (by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall)
|
||
|
Season 2 scripts (6).
|
||
|
(BBC Books, #8.99 0-563-37032-7 hardcover [No paperback available yet])
|
||
|
|
||
|
The Young Ones:
|
||
|
===============
|
||
|
EPISODE GUIDE
|
||
|
http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~dave/guides/YoungOnes/
|
||
|
|
||
|
PICTURES, USENET POSTS
|
||
|
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/TheYoungOnes/
|
||
|
|
||
|
FAQ
|
||
|
http://www.brad.ac.uk/~achwong/Comedy/YoungOne.html
|
||
|
|
||
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SCRIPTS, FAQ
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ftp://cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/television/young.ones/
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ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/YoungOnes/
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HOME PAGE
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http://hammers.wwa.com/hammers/comedy/youngone/youngone.htm
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FAQ, EPISODE GUIDE, SCRIPTS, BOOKS, VIDEOS, PICTURES, SOUNDS
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http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Bottom/
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[Note: There is currently a petition to get Comedy Central to air Bottom in
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the States. To support the petition, please send a email to
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<melinda@cathouse.org> with "I support Bottom in the States!" in the body
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of the message. So far more than 100 signatures have been collected--but
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more are needed!--ed.]
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Filthy, Rich and Catflap:
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1987 sitcom by Ben Elton, featuring would-be celebrity Richie Rich (Rik
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Mayall), his parasitic minder Eddie Catflap (Adrian Edmondson), and his
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broken minder Ralph Filthy (Nigel Planer).
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http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/FilthyRichAndCatflap/Episode2.html
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EPISODE GUIDE
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ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/
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http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~dave/guides/FilthyRich/
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The New Statesman:
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EPISODE GUIDE
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http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/TheNewStatesman/EpisodeGuide.html
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Blackadder:
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http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Blackadder/
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to study for a degree at the University of Bradford,
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but spends far too much time generally Internetting
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and waiting for HTML coding or article writing
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commissions.
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BRITANNICON '95
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by Maddie Burgess
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The Britannicon '95 convention recently held in Denver, Colorado, was just
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the thing for avid fans of British television programs! The convention was
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held Friday, June 2nd through Sunday, June 4th at the Sheraton Denver West
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in Lakewood, a suburb of Denver. I attended the con with two other members
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of the Bay Area Dwarfers, fans in Northern California of the British
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science fiction comedy TV series, "Red Dwarf."
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Flying in to the new Denver International Airport was an experience in
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itself. The airport just opened in February and has an impressive array of
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artwork, shops, and restaurants. The airport has also been heralded for
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its innovations designed to reduce operating costs, eliminate delays and
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increase safety. An underground train speeds passengers between concourses
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and baggage areas. If only we could have been speeded from the airport to
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our hotel! The new DIA is so far on the outskirts of town, it took over an
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hour for the shuttle to transport us to the Sheraton.
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The Sheraton is in the middle of renovations (the main lobby was in
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shambles and crawling with workmen while we were there--most likely the
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primary reason the front desk people seemed so irritable all weekend!).
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The rooms were satisfactory, however, and the convention area--on the
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second floor--was pleasant and easily accessed from the rooms via nearby
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elevators.
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Britannicon featured three celebrity guests: Danny John-Jules, Mark Ryan
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and Richard Coyle. Danny John-Jules ("Cat" from "Red Dwarf") has a
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considerable background in stage, film, television, and music. Danny has
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played "Barrington" in the BBC television series "Maid Marian and her
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Merry Men." He currently has a part in the new "Tomorrow People" series
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which is being shown on the Nickelodeon channel. He has starred in stage
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productions of "Carmen Jones," and (oddly enough) "Cats." The actor's film
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credits include "The Great Muppet Caper" and "Labyrinth."
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Mark Ryan was "Nasir" in the British series "Robin of Sherwood." Mark has
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made numerous television appearances besides, and has recorded an album.
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He can be seen in the new feature film "First Knight" with Sean Connery
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and Richard Gere. Mark was also the weapons master for that film.
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Richard Coyle is an American prop maker and has produced props for numerous
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films including the "Star Trek" movies and "Ice Pirates"...and television
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shows such as "Star Trek TNG" and "Nightrider."
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Besides events featuring the guests, Britannicon also offered an art and
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model show, dealers' room, costume contest, charity auction, the world
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premiere of "Eye of the Beholder" in "The Stranger" series, games, demos,
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an anime' room, and an extensive offering of British video, of which the
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following is only a partial list:
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Red Dwarf Quatermass The Stranger
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Robin of Sherwood Monty Python Blake's 7
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Doctor Who Fireball XL5 Captain Scarlett
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The Avengers Space 1999 The Champions
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The Prisoner Fawlty Towers Blackadder
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Brittas Empire Bottom Young Ones
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Absolutely Fabulous French & Saunders Spitting Image
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Maid Marian and Her Merry Men Steptoe and Son Not the 9:00 News
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Mr. Bean Thunderbirds Benny Hill
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The Tomorrow People UFO Starcops
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Friday night's audience participation screening of "Thunderbirds Are Go"
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(done in the spirit of "Mystery Science Theater" complete with
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wisecracking puppets) was hilarious even at a late hour after our long
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travel day!
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Danny John-Jules and Mark Ryan each hosted their own half-hour question and
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answer session on both Saturday and Sunday, and also teamed up for a
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shared appearance each of those days. Most of the time, Danny and Mark
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were lively and informative during the sessions--answering questions from
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the audience, joking, and telling show business stories. Danny did talk
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some about Craig Charles' recent brush with the law on rape charges. He
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told of going to visit the other "Red Dwarf" actor in jail. It was a
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disturbing experience, he admitted: being forced to talk with his friend
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from the other side of a glass barrier. Danny also pointed out that the
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charges not only threatened Craig's career at the time, but the
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livelihoods of *all* the "Red Dwarf" cast and crew. It was a very
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upsetting time for everyone, Danny glumly told the fans.
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When asked what was his favorite part of "Red Dwarf," Danny seemed hard
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pressed to come up with just one, but finally said he liked the first
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appearance of "Duane Dibbley." He said the cast had to wait about ten
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minutes for the audience to stop laughing so they could continue with
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their lines! Danny revealed that, in spite of some of the difficult
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dialoge on "Red Dwarf" (just try saying "polydridocdeca-e-hedron"!), most
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of the cast's lines are memorized, and there are very few written notes
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for the actors around the set. Danny said they are all very proud of that.
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Both actors talked about the difficulties of constantly trying to find new
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projects--especially in the UK--and dealing with the politics that seem to
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permeate the industry. While performing in a play once, Mark hoped to try
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out for a part that opened up after another actor quit. The producers told
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him they didn't want him for that role, so Mark disguised himself and
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auditioned for it under another name! Danny told a story of being on
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location for the shooting of a commercial. When the lunch break was
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called, Danny and the other actors were given their lunches, but nowhere
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to sit and eat. They all ended up having their lunch in a car that was
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being used in the commercial! One definitely got the impression that these
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two hard-working chaps weren't exactly living the typical "Hollywood"
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lifestyle!
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Mark and Danny transformed themselves into auctioneers for Britannicon's
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charity auction benefiting the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Among the
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many donated items offered for auction were a "Seinfeld" photo autographed
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by all the cast members, and a 10-foot by 40-foot (yes, I said *foot*)
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"Star Trek Voyager" poster. The auction brought in over $1,000 for MDA,
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thanks in part to the entertaining antics and motivational skills of the
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two auctioneers.
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Throughout the busy weekend the celebrity guests were the very definition
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of affability and charm, easily chatting with their fans, readily signing
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autographs and posing for photos. Monday morning, Mark Ryan even came over
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to our table in the hotel restaurant, and asked if he could join us for
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breakfast! (We had a little trouble answering him at first, as we were
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still trying to recover from fits of laughter induced by our waitress
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asking, "Would you like some toast...?").
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Britannicon '95 was definitely a fun-filled weekend. Kudos go to directors
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Arlen Feldman, Lynn Markley II, Phil Satterley, and Adriana Wood, and
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their staff, contributors, and volunteers. As for my first-ever visit to
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Denver, well, it's a lovely area and a great place to hold a
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convention--Hope to return in 96!
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The address for Britannicon is: P.O. Box 620008
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Littleton, CO 80162
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USA
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Madelaine Burgess <Madelaine.Burgess@ncal.kaiperm.org>
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coordinates BADD--Bay Area Red Dwarfers. Email her for
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more information if you live in the Bay Area.
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QUOTE-O'-THE-MONTH:
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This month's quote is from "Yes, Prime Minister: A Conflict of Interest,"
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with thanks to Chris Gondek <ADMCHRIS@stmarytx.edu>.
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"'The Times' is read by the people who run the country. 'The
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Daily Mirror' is read by the people who think they run the
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country. 'The Guardian' is read by the people who think
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they ought to run the country. 'The Morning Star' is read
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by the people who think the country ought to be run by
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another country. 'The Independent' is read by the people
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who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're
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doing it wrong. 'The Daily Mail' is read by the wives of
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the people who run the country. 'The Financial Times' is
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read by the people who own the country. 'The Daily Express'
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is read by the people who think the country ought to be run
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as it used to be run. 'The Daily Telegraph' is read by
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the people who still think it is their country. And 'The
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Sun's' readers don't care who runs the country providing
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she has big tits."
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-- Bernard Wooley on the circulation
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patterns of British newspapers.
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__________________________________________________________________________
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etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc
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__________________________________________________________________________
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ALAN PARTRIDGE SAID... is a new home page for one of Britain's sexiest new
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comedians. Check out: http://hicks.nuff.ox.ac.uk/lawton/partridg.htm
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__________________________________________________________________________
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VISIONS '95 will be held in Chicago, Illinois, November 24-26. For more
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info. point your web browser at: http://www.xnet.com/~tardis/visions.html
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__________________________________________________________________________
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US cable company COMEDY CENTRAL has unveiled its web site complete with
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pictures, sound clips--oh yes--and text: http://www.comcentral.com/
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__________________________________________________________________________
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AMERICANS--Mike Phillips has a decent collection of BRITCOMS--Red Dwarf,
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10%ers, The Brittas Empire, Bottom, and more! Looking to trade. Write him
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at: 2377 Apollo Rd #324, Garland TX 75044.
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__________________________________________________________________________
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SIGNALS--a U.S. video catalog--are offering the first and second series of
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"ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS." They're taking orders now but won't be able to ship
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until August 15. Telephone: 1-800-669-9696. Mail: Signals, WGBH Educational
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Foundation, P.O. Box 64428, St. Paul, MN 55164-0428.
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__________________________________________________________________________
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Looking for the best deal on an internet connection? Check out the UK
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INTERT LIST at http://www.limitless.co.uk/inetuk/
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__________________________________________________________________________
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THE BEST OF BRITISH WEB is at: http://www.vnu.co.uk/vnu/pcw/bob.html
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__________________________________________________________________________
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TIME OUT is London's premiere weekly listing on where to find great stand-
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up comedy: http://www.timeout.co.uk/
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__________________________________________________________________________
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THE UNITED KINGDOM PAGES is for residents and Anglophiles alike. Links to
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many UK web pages and includes pictures of the Queen! Be sure to add your
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favorite UK web resourse! http://www.neosoft.com/~dlgates/uk/ukindex.html
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__________________________________________________________________________
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N E X T I S S U E... a review of the British movie "Jack & Sarah"...
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and... no, no telling--it's a surprise...
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Britcomedy Digest (ISSN 1077-6680) is a free electronic newsletter posted
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monthly, or as close to monthly as we can get, to alt.comedy.british and
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rec.arts.tv.uk.
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DELPHI: In the "UK-American Connexion" forum, cf171.
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GENIE: In the "Showbiz" roundtable, page 185.
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