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File <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Written August 7th, 1992
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#017 <20> <20>ig <20>ong <20><><EFBFBD> <20>nd <20> <20>airy
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<20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20><>
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Presents
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<20> <20><> <20>
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"Knowing When To Twit"
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<20> by <20>
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Chessman
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<20> <20><> <20>
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Anyone who's ever been on a chat line knows that you get all kinds
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of twits, modem word for losers, on them. You've got your basic
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schitzophrenic, mass murderer (or someone aspiring to be one), 31 year olds
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who have no life but to hangout with 13 year old girls and beg for play,
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and, my favorite, the horny adolescent. Well, anyway, I'm on this super
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lame chat line, where your not allowed to express anything and almost
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everybody has Zer0 <hint> personality, and I figure why not log on as a girl,
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say Jill, and see if I can get some loser to hit on me.
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I got more than that...
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**********************************************
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* Names are kept to persecute the guilty... *
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**********************************************
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P#6(T1:Mike) How old are you, baby? <--- Some people never made it out of
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the 70s
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Chessman to Mike: I'm 16. How old are you?
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P#2(T1:WaveRider) im taking a survey <--- Harmless flurting?
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on who is still in their pajamas
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P#6(T1:Mike) 18, are you horny? <---You know you've got a twit when he
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immediately goes for the kill...
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Chessman to Mike: Not really. are you?
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P#2(T1:WaveRider) im doing good
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now that im awake!
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P#1(T1:Blabber) I know a good wave <--- Who is this loser?
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to ride. Yours!
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P#6(T1:Mike) yes
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Chessman to Mike: What do you want me to do about it?
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P#2(T1:WaveRider) ahhhhh naughty <--- What's going on in his mind?
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girl! suck me baby!
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Chessman to WR: Unfortunately, sucking you could be difficult due to
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the abnormal features of my face.
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P#6(T1:Mike) I'd like to fuck you <--- Wow! 13 years old tops!
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P#2(T1:WaveRider) how old are you
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Jill? Im 21
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Chessman to Mike: A little forward aren't we?
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P#2(T1:WaveRider) <squeeze> <--- What does he think he's squeezing?
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P#6(T1:Mike) it beats bullshittitting.
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P#6(T1:Mike) I want to eat your <--- No more X rated tfiles for him!
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hot pussy
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Chessman to Mike: why? do you think i would let you?
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P*6(T1:Mike) would you like me too? <--- Speaks for itself... hahaha!
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I am good at it! I read a book.
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P#2(T1:Mike) Ill make you feel good
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Chessman to Mike: How. What do you do? Did you read a book on that too?
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P#2(T1:Mike) Nope I got hands on. <--- Hands on his own dick that is...
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P#2(T1:Mike) stick my tongue in
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deep and lick you sweetly with
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long strokes
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Chessman to Mike: ahhhhh.. please more. you're contributing <--- How ya
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more than you know. more! like that?
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BLaH
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P#2(T1:Mike) then rub my tongue <--- Too much cable for this boy!
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in circles around your sweet clit
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P#2(T1:Mike) when I head your soft
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moans I will move down and insert
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my hot tongue slightly into your
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hot cunt
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Chessman to Mike: BLaH <--- A little plug...
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#6(T1:Jill) reJill <--- Or Chessman... Whichever you prefer..
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P#2(T1:Mike) are you wet?
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Chessman to Mike: I'm dipping myself into a vat of lime jello. <--- What?
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Chessman to Mike: My jigglers hurt! <--- A little jello joke...
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P#2(T1:Mike) I want to fuck you
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Chessman to Mike: Ok put your dick in your hands, and we'll have modem sex!
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Chessman to Mike: Now rub it. Slowly. Pull the skin, slowly.
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P#2(T1:Mike) I move back to your
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clit and suck softly
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P#5[T1:]( Deathangel's ) Sometimes <--- Hmmm... WaCKy boy!
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I hit on the female nons just to
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rip on 'em....
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You can quote that for BLaH if
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ya like
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Chessman to Mike: Rub it between your hands, and <--- Woooo... Where'd that
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think of my fat pussy grinding into your thigh come from? Too many
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sex tfiles for me too..
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P#2(T1:Mike) I am rubbing my hard
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cock slowly
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P#2(T1:Mike) it is large and hard,
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about 8"
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Chessman to Mike: Are you sure? Measure it.
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P#2(T1:Mike) Ok. Maybe 6 inches. <-- If that pal...
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P#2(T1:Mike) my hard cock moves
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slowly up and down your hot slit
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P*2(T1:Mike) do you really want <--- Pathetic. He measured it...
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to know how long it is?
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P#1(T1:Mike) I put it outside of <--- I've seen better in 3-2-1 Contact
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your pussy and apply just a bit
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of pressure
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Chessman to Mike: Faster now. Don't JUMP to conclusions though.
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P#1(T1:Mike) my cock is hard as <--- Despite the size, he's right.
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a rock, it was been hard for a We're about 20 minutes into
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long time the conversation...
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Chessman to Mike: Rub fast and think of me in a sPa. Imagine you're
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stabbing me like a murderer.
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P#1(T1:Mike) it is long and thick, <--- He's talking about his asshole
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about 2-2 1/2" thick of course. He spent a short time
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in prison with a sweet man named
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Bubba...
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Chessman to Mike: COME MIKE! COME like never before!
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P#1(T1:Mike) I feel it building
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up
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P#1(T1:Mike) I am rubbing faster
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#5(T1:Jill) re Jill <--- Once again I return..
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P#1(T1:Mike) what a mess <--- About a spoonful, at most
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P#1(T1:Mike) about 5 large spurts
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ya
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P#1(T1:Mike) are you really a girl <--- Uh oh... he's catching on!
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P#1(T1:Mike) its still hard, pumping <--- Or maybe not...
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P#1(T1:Mike) I can come 2-3 times
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and still be hard
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Chessman to Mike: That's quite a feat!
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P#1(T1:Mike) give you it deep
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Chessman to Mike: Please Mike. More! I love this!
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Chessman to Mike: Unfortunately Mike. My name is <--- Key time...
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Chessman and captured Embarass the shit
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everything you said. It out of the twit!
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will soon be released in Privately first...
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a BLaH file.. so clean
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up and get ready for ultimate
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humiliation! hahahaha!
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P#1(T1:Mike) pumping hard and fast, <--- Still at it?
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moving in circles
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P#1(T1:Mike) you feel my hut cum
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spurt deep within you
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#5(T1:Chessman) .p1hahahahaha <--- Now publically!
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P#1(T1:Mike) cool <--- Good sport! That's
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all in the fun!
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P#1(T1:Mike) big long and hairy
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#5(T1:Chessman) yes.. that's it.
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Mike is now the twit of the month
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for BLaH... he's the 1st monthly
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recipient but there WILL be more..
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#5(T1:Chessman) hitting on women
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over the modem is definitely an
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immediate brandishing! hahaha
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#5(T1:Chessman) masturbating over
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the modem is worse!
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#5(T1:Chessman) WaCKy! BLaH!
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And so ends the saga of the LameR... or does it. Ever since I
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learned to capture things, I've had some wonderfully bizarre and insane
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conversations. We'll see.
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{---Uh Huh!--------------------------------------------------------------}
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One day two women were walking through the wilderness, and they
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happened to stumble upon a set of tracks. One said, "Hey those look an awful
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lot like raccoon tracks." The other insisted, "Those are chicken tracks."
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They were still arguing when the train hit them...
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Chessman
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{---End of Files... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90<EFBFBD> says "8776 Bytes Total"------------}
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Writers-Chessman If it says BLaH,
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Guido Sanchez it probably is not.
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Constantine
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Merry Twitting all!
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BLaH <sigh>ts
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{---Propaganda Line.. cross it, we dare you..-------------------------------}
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