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Your President and You
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File <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Written August 4th, 1992
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#014 <20> <20>ig <20>ong <20><><EFBFBD> <20>nd <20> <20>airy
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Presents
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"Your President And You"
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<20> by <20>
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Constantine
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You know, just because he's in charge of the day-to-day task of
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running the nation doesn't mean that the president doesn't want to hear
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what YOU, the little guy on the street, think of his performance. Really!
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The president may not read every letter that comes across his desk, but
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if something important is coming his way, he'll hear about it.
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That's why you should pick up pen and paper and jot off a little
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note to our favourite archconservative nazi and let him know how you feel.
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But wait! Maybe, if the letter is a little rude, it wouldn't be such a
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good idea to put YOUR name on it. How about someone ELSE's name and
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address? Say... An enemy of yours?
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Let's say there's this guy, Chuck Schmuck, who's been giving you
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a bit of trouble. Not being the political type, Chuck would never tell
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the president what you KNOW he is thinking, so why not be a nice guy and
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do it for him? Just whip out your trusty word processor and type up
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something like this:
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Chuck Schmuck
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111 Jock St.
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Littledick, NJ.
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Dear Mr. Bush,
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I think you suck. Not only I think you suck, but God does too.
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In fact, God told me to kill you with my sniper rifle. I think I will.
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Don't get too close to your windows, because I'm going to wait till you
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least expect it, then blow your head off. So there.
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Yours Truly,
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Chuck Schmuck
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If you have a talent for forgery, you can even sign and envelope
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this letter so your "friend" doesn't even have to see it! Aren't you
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a nice person for being so considerate? In a few days, Mr. Schmuck will
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most likely be thoroughly investigated, tapped, and permanantly marked
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by our beloved secret service. He might even recieve a visit from the
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Guys in Dark Glasses! Can you say "jail term for threatening a President's
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life", boys and ghouls?
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Isn't America wonderful?
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{---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90<EFBFBD> says "3279 Bytes Total-------------}
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No, but that's beside the point..
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Want some more of this rubbish? Call the
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BLaH <sigh>ts:
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The Insane Asylum | <305>927-3028 | 2400/16.8k
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The Realm of Death | <419>475-3089 | 2400/16.8k
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{---Point of no return... don't read beyond this, it's just crap---------}
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