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From: BITS AND BYTES ONLINE EDITION <JAYMACHADO@delphi.com>
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Subject: Bits and Bytes Online Edition v2 #7
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Date: Mon, 07 Nov 1994 22:01:13 -0500 (EST)
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"The Avalanche has begun. It's too late for the pebbles to vote."
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- The Vorlon Ambassador in Babylon Five
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BBB III TTT SSS BBB Y Y TTT EEE SSS ONLINE EDITION:
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B B I T S B B Y Y T E S =THE ELECTRONIC
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BBB I T SSS AND BBB YYY T EEE SSS =NEWSLETTER FOR
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B B I T S B B Y T E S =INFORMATION
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BBB III T SSS BBB Y T EEE SSS =HUNTER-GATHERERS
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Volume 2, Number 7 (November 8, 1994)
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: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE =
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PARITY BITS : =
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================: Stay Awake!; Crazy Times, Crazy Organizations; =
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: Twilight of the Gods; Flame Form Letter; =
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: What Religion is Your Operating System? =
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NEW PRODUCTS : =
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AND SERVICES : =
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================: Internet-In-A-Box; Media Magic; =
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: Microsoft's Ergonomic Keyboard =
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ONLINE NEWS : =
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================: Online Service Provider News Roundup; =
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: Censorship in Cyberspace =
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NEWS BRIEFS : =
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================: Democracy in the Information Age; Nap Time; =
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: Schmooze You Can Use; Pentium Update; =
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: Technology: Brains Over Muscle; =
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"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress,
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but I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain
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[Today is election day. Don't forget to get out there and vote for the
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lesser evil of your choice. A slightly cynical public service
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pronouncement from Bits and Bytes Online Edition.]
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STAY AWAKE! (Jon Lebowsky)
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In the 1990's, with the Millennium approaching, so many of us who surf
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the fringes, within 'cyberpunk' or other alternative scenes, are
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working through a kind of disillusioned cynicism; our heroes have
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screwed the proverbial pooch and we've seen the human failings within
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everyone and we've seen the sleazy corruption at the core of our
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institutions and we've seen exploitation at the heart of our corporate
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structures and *this is our life*. In the 60's, when we had an early
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sense of the contradiction between the American middle-class fantasy
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of whiter whites and bluer blues and the intense suffering within our
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own ghettos and the ghetto nations of the world, we built an under-
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ground that merged with what we'd once called the death culture, and
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we acquiesced, hiding within air-conditioned nightmares across
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spaceship earth as it spun out of control. We were inoculated by
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daily doses of blandscrew representations of 'news' so that we could
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somehow ignore the content of the suffering described by the anchors
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and the correspondents and the victims-on-scene.
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If you read an account of this world in a science fiction novel, you'd
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say to yourself, I'm glad the world's not like that, BUT IT IS! So
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what do you do?
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If you can't save the world, save the neighborhood. This is similar to
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"think globally, act locally", but with stronger reference to human
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interdependence. Ignore geographical constraints and make community
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work wherever and however you can, i.e. plug into a network of folks
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with which you have an affinity, and support your friends. Ignore the
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established culture, which creates market blocks where there should
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be neighborhoods, which creates tightly controlled, highly
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manipulative mall environments when there should be interactive street
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markets. Above all, STAY AWAKE!
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(SOURCE: FringeWare Review #5, p. 4)
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[Editor's note to his (corporate) employer: Just kidding about those
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exploitive corporate structures!]
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CRAZY TIMES, CRAZY ORGANIZATIONS (Tom Peters)
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These crazy times, with exceptional technology, are creating the
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fundamental ability of people to work in totally new configurations.
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Simultaneously, we're watching several hundred million Chinese and a
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couple of hundred million Indians -- not to mention Filipinos, Thais,
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and Latin Americans -- coming online. The long awaited global village
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is beginning to get into full swing. So between the technology and
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absence of geographical constraints, we have almost literally a new
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world.
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It's not an exaggeration to say that these two forces have come
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together with a multiplicative that's going to make the last 10 or 15
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years look like small change. That's the nature of crazy times.
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It's just a simple, uncrazy statement of logic: If the times are
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rather frenetic, then organizations had best be at least as yeasty as
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the times. In times that are stable, organizations that are rigid and
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structured work very well, almost by definition.
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(SOURCE: Tom Peters interview in Information Week, September 5, 1994,
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p. 32)
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THE ONLINE WORLD
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==> BBSs: CENSOR YOURSELVES. In a speech this year at BBSCON ONE, an
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BBS industry trade show, Dennis Hayes, president of modem manufacturer
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Hayes Microcomputer, said that if the BBS industry does not police
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itself, the government will be more than glad to do it for you "in the
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guise of protecting your children from violence and nudity." Such a
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scenario will favor the most restrictive bulletin boards. Says
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high-tech lawyer Lance Rose, "Who wants that kind of environment?"
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Not me.
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==> JILLETTE ON CENSORSHIP. Not Penn Jillette, either. Mr. Jillette,
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of Penn and Teller fame, also writes a very funny column on the back
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page of every issue of PC Computing. He has this to say on the
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subject: "We need as much peaceful anarchy as we can keep. We can
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suffer bores, but we musn't tolerate cops limiting or invading what we
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send or receive on the Net. I'm all for the Thin Blue Line between us
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and murderers, rapists, muggers, and thieves, but we can't have nosy,
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control-freak, bureaucrat "cops" walking that unconstitutional and
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immoral beat... History shows that when only the elite have something,
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the government doesn't give a good goddamn. ... The powers that be are
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usually pretty cool with fancy modern dancers hopping around nude, but
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when men and women start dancing around nude for the "No cover, no
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minimum, no buck knives, no colors" majority, the government is ready
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to protect us from what some of us are enjoying... The net is wild and
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free. It's a zillion anonymous conversations going on all at once,
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unfettered by time or space. Yup, it can be disgusting, unpleasant, or
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just plain straight-ahead wrong, but that shouldn't be stopped.
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Justice Brandeis was right when he said the answer to "evil" speech is
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"more speech." (In 1928, he tried to nip the clipper, voting against
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wiretapping) ... They caught us napping and we lost the battle for
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freedom on radio, movies, TV, and cable -- we can't afford to lose it
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on the net just because it's no longer elite.
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(SOURCE: PC COMPUTING, September 1994, p. 352)
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==> ONLINE SERVICE NEWS ROUNDUP:
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COMPUSERVE will offer "state-of-the-art" Internet connections by
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year's end, starting with FTP (file transfer protocol) and telnet.
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FTP will be available in November as an extended service. Gopher and
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WWW servers will be added in the first half of '95. (SOURCE:
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InformationWeek 9/12/94, p. 22; PC Week, 10/31/94, p. 67)
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AOL will reduce its additional hourly charge beyond the first five
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hours (which cost $9.95) to $2.95 per from $3.50 effective Jan. 1.
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This matches a rate announced earlier by PRODIGY. AOL recently won
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a Dvorak Award at the BBSCON ONE convention for Best Commercial Online
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Information System. AOL is currently shipping version 2 of their
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software to it's customers. Two copies in fact, one to give to a
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friend. Available in both Windows and Mac versions, this is a nice-
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looking, multimedia-style interface with improved navigational
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features and some new departments, like Kids Only, Sports, Personal
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Finance, and Reference Desk. A new Post Office Center integrates
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mail-related functions such as fax, mailgram, and the Internet
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gateway. Nice Job on the look and feel! IMHO, If you're looking for
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one all purpose online service for the entire postnuclear family,
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I'd have to say AOL is the one to beat, unless Internet connectivity
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is your primary objective, in which case look elsewhere. But all the
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major services are promising increased access to the net in 1995, and
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all three currently give you at least email access. On the less happy
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side, I have picked up rumblings of complaints from a group of AOL
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users who are reporting problems with AOL's Internet Mail services.
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AOL officials issued a response saying there had been a specific
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problem but that the problem was resolved. But reputable sources
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report that systems accepting mail for AOL subscribers are
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"overloaded, down, or otherwise not processing incoming mail during
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the day and catch up some time in the evening. By means of comparison,
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COMPUSERVE seems to be taking mail all day." If email is your primary
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reason for seeking online access, maybe AOL is not for you. Their
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email access is kind of klunky for large volumes of mail anyway.
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(SOURCE: ONLINE-NEWS mailing list; AOL Press Releases; Boardwatch,
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October 1994; Newsbytes)
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DELPHI GOES HIGH SPEED. Delphi began supporting 14,400 bps access to
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their service at no additional cost, making a good deal even better.
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Delphi won a Dvorak Award for "Outstanding Global Connectivity" at
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ONEBBSCON. Of the big three (AOL, Compuserve, Prodigy and Delphi)
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online services, only Delphi currently offers full internet access
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(telnet, ftp, email, gopher, finger, etc) as part of the package.
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You can do World Wide Web, but only using the Lynx browser, which
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means you get the text and hyperlinks, but not the graphics. Still,
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$20 for 20 hours access time per month is a good deal, and their email
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works fine, thank you. With Rupert Murdoch behind the scenes Delphi
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will no doubt be making an end run for their fair share of the
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interactive media pie. (SOURCE: The evidence of my own senses)
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<<<ACCESS: AOL: 800/827-6364; COMPUSERVE: 800/848-8990;
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DELPHI: 800/695-4005; PRODIGY: 800/PRODIGY >>>
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NETIQUETTE 101: THE FLAME FORM LETTER
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[The following has been making the rounds on the net, and is presented
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here for informational purposes only.]
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Dear
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[ ] sir [ ] clueless one [ ] twit [ ] great man on campus
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[ ] madam [ ] dweeb [ ] twerp [ ] comrade
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[ ] Elvis [ ] moon beam [ ] boor [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer
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[ ] citoyen [ ] Geek [ ] grad student [ ] cur
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You are being gently flamed because.
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[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
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[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
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[ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
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[ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities
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[ ] you advocated Net censorship
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[ ] you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
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[ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
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[ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
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[ ] you threatened others with physical harm
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[ ] you made a bigoted statement(s)
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[ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
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[ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
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[ ] you repeatedly shown lack of humor
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[ ] you are apparently under compulsion to post to every threat
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[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
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> Thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Live n' Learn.<
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IN BRIEF...
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==> DEMOCRACY IN THE INFORMATION AGE. Broadcaster Ted Koppell thinks
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opinion polls and focus groups are "Stone Age implements in the brave
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new world of interactivity," and says that an ongoing electronic
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plebiscite in which all Americans can express instantaneously
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themselves on any public issue would have a paralyzing impact on
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representational government. (SOURCE: New York Times, via the National
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Times 11/94 p.63, via EDUPAGE)
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==> NAP TIME. The Better Sleep Council recently reported that one in
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three Americans gets sleepy on the job, and that a nap every now and
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then could make them more effective workers. Macworld magazine is
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reported to have a nap room in its editorial offices.
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(SOURCE: The National Enquirer, by way of InformationWeek!)
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==> DYLAN SUES APPLE. It seems Apple Computer has a problem when it
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comes to code-naming their products. This time around, Bob Dylan (AKA
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Robert Zimmerman) is suing them for allegedly code-naming a new
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CD-ROM after him. Earlier this year, Astronomer Carl Sagan got upset
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when he learned that a new Apple product was allegedly codenamed Sagan
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in his honor. Apple allegedly renamed the product BHA. When Sagan
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learned that BHA (allegedly) stood for Butt-Head Astronomer, he sued
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for defamation of character. Sagan did not win his lawsuit. Lighten
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up, everybody! Can't we all just get along? (SOURCE: EDUPAGE)
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==> REACH FOR THE SKY. This is old news, but instructive as to the
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difficulties faced by Artificial Intellligence researchers, and darned
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funny to boot. It seems the USDA encountered unanticipated
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difficulties in its project to develop robot fruit pickers. To contain
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costs, the robots were designed with monochrome scanners.
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Unfortunately, to the robots, an orange has the same size, shape, and
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brightness as a small cloud. Current [1987] robot pickers are often
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hung up literally reaching for the clouds. The USDA says it's back to
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the drawing board - this time using color. (SOURCE: "Random Access",
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11/21/87, by way of a humor mailing list)
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TWILIGHT OF THE GODS (David Guterson)
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If the history of capitalism, from the perspective of our emotions
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(if not from the perspective of our material comfort), is understood
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as a series of thefts---the theft of nature, place, and family, of
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daily kinship and community---then it may be possible that in our time
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we are witnessing the theft of sport too. Having fathomed how powerful
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and fundamental is our yearning for sport, sport's profiteers are now
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proceeding with the ambitious work of wringing from it all that they
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can.
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...
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When I see the athlete-cum-peddler on television, hawking hamburgers
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or deodorant, I suffer an emotional dissonance. It cannot be that
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this superhuman figure---a man or woman whom God allows to leap across
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the sky---is the huckster now gesticulating before me so shamelessly
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on the screen, asking me to buy a certain car tire. Though drones
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such as I sold out long ago in the knowledge that selling out is
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necessary, I nevertheless vaguely thought---or vaguely hoped---that
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our athletes, like angels, might be impervious.
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...
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This is business's unkindest cut, this usurping of our athletic
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heroes ("I'm going to Disney World!" skater Nancy Kerrigan proclaimed
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in the afterward of her finest Olympic performance), or, rather, this
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remaking of our athletic heroes in business's own pandering image.
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Far too many of our gods have been purchased, and our only consolation
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is the understanding that at least they went for a hefty sum; we would
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have done the same.
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(SOURCE: Harper's Magazine, September 1994) [thanks to Ken Laws, the
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publisher of The Computist's Communique, for forwarding me this quote]
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...BUT FIRST THESE WORDS FROM OUR SPONSOR:
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NEW PRODUCTS AND SERVICES:
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==> INTERNET IN A BOX, from O'Reilly and Associates and SPRY, Inc., is
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due to ship this month. The package will provide PC users with an all-
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inclusive Internet Access solution. The box contains (optional)
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connection to the net via a variety of access providers (fees vary);
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a multimedia Windows interface (based on SPRY's AIR Mosaic WWW
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browser; the full suite of AIR applications, including email, USENET
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news reader, telnet, and Gopher -- all served up with that point-and-
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click, drag-and-drop file kind of interface you know and love.
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Additionally, the package comes with two books: a guide to getting
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started, and a special edition of Ed Krol's terrific Whole Internet
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User's Guide and catalog. If this product is half as good as Krol's
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book, they've got a winner here. There are single user and a LAN
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versions of the product. The biggest selling point here is ease of
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installation: setting yourself up for internet access is notoriously
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tricky from the technical point of view, getting all the drivers
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to play nice together and so on. Here, everything is configured to
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work together right out of the box -- or at least that's the theory.
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I'm hoping to put this baby through its paces and report back to you
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in an upcoming Bits and Bytes Online Edition. In the meantime, if
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you want more information, call 800/998-9938, or email: info@ibox.com
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Tell them you heard about it in Bits and Bytes.
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==> MEDIA MAGIC. Subtitled "Computers in Art and Science", this is one
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cool catalog, featuring books, magazines, videos, PC/Mac software,
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CD-ROM, mind machines, ties (go figure), and the ever-popular more.
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Subject matter includes fractals, scientific visualization, computer
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graphics, animation, chaos, medical imaging, virtual reality, the
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Internet, artificial life, mathematics, technology, multimedia, image
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processing, robotics, cyberculture, networking, and the Universe.
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Artsy-fartsy stuff for late night navel-gazing, technical stuff to
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make your head spin, proceedings from conferences, and popular-level
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intros to the outer limits of scientific knowledge -- it's all in
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here. I could drop a small fortune shopping out of this catalog and
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just begin to scratch the surface of what they have to offer. Don't
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say I didn't warn you.
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<<<ACCESS>>> Media Magic, P.O. Box 598, Nicasio, CA 94946.
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PH 415/662-2426, 800/882-8284
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==> MICROSOFT'S ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD. Microsoft has unveiled the Natural
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Keyboard, which features 3 additional keys for Windows users, and a
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split-angled keyboard layout designed to help users keep their
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shoulders straight, and their arms relaxed. It looks kind of goofy,
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like it got left in a hot car all day, but it may be just the ticket
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for typists seeking a healthier lifestyle. The keyboard should retail
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for under $100. (SOURCE: Informationweek 9/12/94, p. 16)
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HARDWARE NEWS
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==> PENTIUM UPDATE. Intel is readying the next generation P54C-class
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chips, with new designs that will result in smaller, more energy
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efficient chips, with possible clock speeds of 120-130 MHz. The lower
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power requirements will pave the way for Pentium notebooks running in
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the 90-100 MHz range. Don't expect these chips to hit the market till
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mid-1995. In the meantime, be aware that manufacturers and end-users
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are reporting some problems with the current crop of Pentium 90 and
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100 MHz chips, including problems due to the heat generated by the
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chip, and possible data loss due to improper communication between the
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chip and connected PCI bus and SCSI peripherals. (This is mostly due
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to the peripherals and not so much the Pentium chip itself) Bits and
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Bytes advice: hold off on those Pentium purchases till they iron the
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kinks out. Wish I'd followed my own advice: I am the proud owner of a
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screamin' P-90 machine, and a couple of weeks ago, experienced the
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sudden disappearance of an entire subdirectory. The problem repeated
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itself three weeks later when it trashed the subdirectory containing
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the World Wide Web version of Bits and Bytes. No, I did not have a
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backup. The problem has not occurred again. I backup compulsively now,
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and I'm still holding my breath, waiting for the other high-tech shoe
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to drop. Anyone who knows anything about these kind of things and has
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any advice for me, please contact me.
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Another important point is to make sure you buy your computer from a
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reputable dealer: I bought mine from Comtrade, a firm I cannot in all
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honesty recommend to anyone. I had to return mine to their shop, where
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they kept it for a month instead of the week to 10 days they had
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promised. They sent it back to me sans keyboard, and customer
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satisfaction apparently meant very little to them after they'd gotten
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my money in their coffers. I don't think I'll ever buy a mail-order PC
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again, it was that bad an experience. Plus, they still owe me 20
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bucks. B&B advice: Think globally, buy locally.
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(SOURCE: InfoWorld 8/29/94, p.1; plus my own demented ravings)
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BUSINESS BRIEFS
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==> SCHMOOZE YOU CAN USE. (Mark Schogol) Don't make the mistake of
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thinking that office chitchat is idle talk. In an article in the
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Harvard Business Review, John P. Kotter describes top bosses who
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engage in apparently unplanned, casual conversation. With successful
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managers, he observed, "it looks like they are having these random
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conversations when what they are doing are quickie surveys." As to
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underlings schmoozing with bosses: "Don't think of it as kissing up,"
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Hermina Ibarra of the Harvard Business School tells the Miami Herald.
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"It's really an exchange. You get a relationship, and they get
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informal information."
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(SOURCE: The Philadelphia Inquirer, 8/30/94, p. F1)
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==> TECHNOLOGY: BRAINS OVER MUSCLE. 1991 was the first year in which
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companies spent more on computing and communications gear than on
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industrial, mining, farm and construction machines. And today, a
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typical new automobile has $675 worth of steel and $782 worth of
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microelectronics. (Fortune 4/4/94 p.25)
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WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM? (Umberto Ecco)
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Insufficient consideration has been given to the new underground
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religious war which is modifying the modern world. It's an old idea of
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mine, but I find that whenever I tell people about it they immediately
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agree with me.
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The fact is that the world is divided between users of the Macintosh
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computer and users of MS-DOS compatible computers. I am firmly of the
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opinion that the Macintosh is Catholic and that DOS is Protestant.
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Indeed, the Macintosh is counter-reformist and has been influenced by
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the 'ratio studiorum' of the Jesuits. It is cheerful, friendly,
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conciliatory, it tells the faithful how they must proceed step by step
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to reach -- if not the Kingdom of Heaven -- the moment in which their
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document is printed. It is catechistic: the essence of revelation is
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dealt with via simple formulae and sumptuous icons. Everyone has a
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right to salvation.
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DOS is Protestant, or even Calvinistic. It allows free interpretation
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of scripture, demands difficult personal decisions, imposes a subtle
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hermeneutics upon the user, and takes for granted the idea that not all
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can reach salvation. To make the system work you need to interpret the
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program yourself: a long way from the baroque community of revelers,
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the user is closed within the loneliness of his own inner torment.
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You may object that, with the passage to Windows, the DOS universe has
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come to resemble more closely the counter-reformist tolerance of the
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Macintosh. It's true: Windows represents an Anglican-style schism, big
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ceremonies in the cathedral, but there is always the possibility of a
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return to DOS to change things in accordance with bizarre decisions;
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when it comes down to it, you can decide to allow women and gays to be
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ministers if you want to.
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And machine code, which lies beneath both systems (or environments, if
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you prefer)? Ah, that is to do with the Old Testament, and is
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talmudic and cabalistic...
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(SOURCE: The preceding excerpts are from an English translation of
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Umberto Eco's back-page column, "La bustina di Minerva," in the
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Italian news weekly "Espresso," September 30, 1994. They were
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originally posted (I know not where) by Hope Nilsson
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<hope_nilsson@alewife.kodak.com>, and came to me by way of
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spot all those typos? Any error in this issue are strictly due to me
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