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OUR MISSION YOUR FUTURE: A Real Look At Taco Bell.
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in 3 parts by the Prime Anarchist
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"Most energizing place to work."
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"Up to $7 per hour."
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"Need Motivated people."
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Taco Bell's hiring. They're always hiring, aren't they?
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Will they ever not? Not on this growth model, pal.
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I was made a Taco Bell manager today. Well sort of.
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Just for the day. I don't work for them, likely never will.
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Sorry, I can't work for a man who drapes taped job app forms
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from the ceiling in hopes to "lure" another fish. For me that
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goes hand in hand with having an employee with his resume
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online 24/7 telling the whole world he's "still looking."
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I mean a market where someone offering 5/hr tries to
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require a resume as opposed to a job app? Do these people
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think an online resume will get them even 30 cents more per
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hour??? Well I was a manager for a day because they'd fouled
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up my order in a local store. I got two free meals as an
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apology. And the only way to ring it up so I get me a free
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meal in "proper" fashion was to call me a manager and ring
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it in under the manager key. Otherwise the theft involved
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in giving me a free meal would have to be called, well, theft.
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Let's take a look at all that is Taco Bell. I mean a
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real in-depth look. Don't just scratch the surface. Dig some.
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What do we find?
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Most of them are shaped like what? Like a southwestern
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mission. And what kind of images does that bring up? 40% of
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this planet would have to say genocide, repression, inquisition -
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they would cite half a millenium of general bad mood.
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Another 40% would call it some kind of outreach of something
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trustworthy, noble, external, distant, not requiring any further
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thought. That leaves 20?
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Almost 20% (18.7 to be exact) would tell you right away they
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just don't care. Not their world, not their life. Kind of like
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an earthquake that kills 50 million people on some other planet
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or something.
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The other 1.3% of the world's population has a job shooting
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gooey green guacamole-substance (tm) out of a grouting gun at a
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Taco Bell near you!
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b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r
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"Fight the power, IWW," says a Taco Bell manager to a young
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black counter person wearing dreadlocks.
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"In fact I think when we print up new name-tags that's what
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we'll make yours say - 'IWW.'"
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It's nice to see the manager has plenty of time to think up
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nicknames, after all the other Responsibilities she has to pay
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out. Team Chief, I believe they call her. It was written on a
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Taco Bell bulletin board one other time I was able to see from
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the customer side of the counter. They choose to differ in name
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I guess, from the McDonalds managers who are called Crew Chief.
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Team Chief is in charge of telling everyone what to do; and
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passing out nicknames. If she's caught doing anything else, she
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probably gets written up for not following policy.
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IWW (never did get her name) is in charge of squirting guacamole
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from a device that looks like a short fat caulking gun. While
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pushing avocado mush onto burritos that pass her by, she seems
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adept at double-tasking - discussing opression, economic slavery
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and "the man."
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Taco Bell is owned by PepsiCo who has a reputation for treating
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American employees much better than "those other companies" do.
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But then, so does Microsoft. As do Coors, Gannett and come to think
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of it - so did Henry Ford and Ross Perot. What do all these companies
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have in common? Draw the word UNION inside a circle and put a big
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diagonal red line through it.
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Can that manager have meant the Wobblies when she called the avocado
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gunner IWW? That's the only reference I can think of for IWW -
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International Workers of the World. No one seems to know out there
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how the nickname "Wobbly" came about.
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Do they still even exist? I knew Workers World still puts out a
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newspaper somewhere near Chicago, but they're a whole different
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"animal." As are Catholic Worker, putting out their paper in New
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York City. I know there are Catholic Worker houses all over the
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United States and much of the rest of the world, each doing their
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own version of Dorothy Day's published vision. But besides the
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newspapers and the houses, is there still some semblence of a
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workers movement out there?
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The only two Wobblies I've ever met in person were in their 50's,
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white, college educated and well dressed. The only things that might
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stand out about them bringing the word "radical" to mind would be a
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pipe wrench (monkey?) lapel-pin and dread-locked hair. That was New
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Mexico somewhere and many years ago. Was it 1992? 1988?
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Well, just a tiny bit of research shows that IWW is very active in
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Seattle, WA; Ypsilanti, MI; and Philadelphia, PA. In fact, when asked
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why Borders Books fired Miriam Fried, June 15, 1996; the Philadelphia
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model employee (by Borders' own standards) sticks to, "For wearing
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an IWW button to work," as her soundbite. The wider story includes
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that, and also serving on union committees, signing flyers, and
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petitions and raising embarrassing questions about company
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policies.
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Is it she who moved to my local Taco Bell to get picked on
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by Team Chief? Or does she perhaps have a sister? Body double -
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or coincidence?
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"IWW Songs" was published 1991. "Something In Common: An IWW
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Bibliography?" 1986. And "Solidarity Forever: An Oral History Of
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The IWW" was 1985.
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What could all this have to do with giving a new name-tag name to
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a young black woman who works hard caulking burritos with guacamole?
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Let's see what Ashley Montagu had to say about name calling in his
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timeless text, "Anatomy of Swearing."
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The most cultivated form of swearing is invective, which may be
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defined as polite swearing. The shafts loosed in this form of verbal
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assault are often most skillfully wrought. Though the target may be
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discomfited, the wounds they inflict are seldom serious and upon
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healing frequently leave the victim all the better for having
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suffered them. The social function of ridicule, persiflage,
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and invective has not gone altogether unrecognized in its
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effect upon persons and upon institutions.
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b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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OUR MISSION : YOUR FUTURE
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Gone Fission : Still Lookin
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b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r
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OUR MISSION YOUR FUTURE: A Real Look At Taco Bell.
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in 3 parts by the Prime Anarchist
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"Most energizing place to work."
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"Up to $7 per hour."
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"Need Motivated people."
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Taco Bell's hiring. They're always hiring, aren't they?
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Will they ever not? Not on this growth model, pal.
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Let's take a look at all that is Taco Bell. I mean a
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real in-depth look. Don't just scratch the surface. Dig some.
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What do we find?
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Most of them are shaped like what? Like a southwestern
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mission. 1.3% of the world's population has a job shooting
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gooey green guacamole-substance (tm) out of a grouting gun
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at a Taco Bell near you!
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b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r
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(CON'T FROM LAST ISSUE)
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Even nations may in this manner be taught their most
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enduring lessons, and precisely at those times when
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they are preening themselves on those great qualities
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before which goes the fall. Some day, when man has
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risen from the status of Homo sap to that of Homo
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sapiens, the worst kinds of individual conflicts
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and wars between nations will be fought not with
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the destructive power of armaments but with the
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constructive power of words, by the force of
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argument rather than by the argument of force.
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To a certain extent this has already been recognized
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by many societies. In every society those men are
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most admired who turn the tables upon their adversaries
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by the art and virtuosity of their words rather than by
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the resort to violence.
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Don't You Push Me Down
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by Woodie Guthrie
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c 1954. Folkways music publishers. ny ny
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Don't you push me, push me, push me
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Don't you push me down (repeat)
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C - - F / G7 - - C ://
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You can play with me, you can hold my hand
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We can skip together down to the pretzel man
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You can wear my mommy's shoe, wear my daddy's hat
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You can even laugh at me, but don't you push me down - No!
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C F C F / G7 - - C ://
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You can play with me, we can build a house
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You can take my ball & bounce it up & down
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You can take my skates & ride them all around
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You can even get mad at me, but don't...
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You can play with me, we can play all day
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And you can use my dishes if you'll put them away
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You can feed me apples & oranges & plums
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And you can even wash my face, but don't you...
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2 B Continued
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Next issue.
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Know you?
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I hardly even tissue.
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b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r
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OUR MISSION YOUR FUTURE: A Real Look At Taco Bell.
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in 3 parts by the Prime Anarchist (this being 3)
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"Most energizing place to work."
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"Up to $7 per hour."
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"Need Motivated people."
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Taco Bell's hiring. They're always hiring, aren't they?
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Will they ever not? Not on this growth model, pal.
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Let's take a look at all that is Taco Bell. I mean a
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real in-depth look. Don't just scratch the surface. Dig some.
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What do we find?
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Most of them are shaped like what?
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(...if you need the answer to that, see:
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/ati206.txt)
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b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r.b.o.r.d.e.r
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These days it's easy to tell a person where their place is.
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In fact they're liable to already assign it to themselves.
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"Being the head peon has its priveliges," said a CVS Drug
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Stores manager to two employees this morning in front of five
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customers including myself. She was justifying sitting around
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answering questions while everyone else restocks shelves and
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keeps generally busy in front of the pharmacists. An assistant
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manager, she's definitely not a "grunt," anymore, but at a dollar
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or two extra per hour and few benefits if any, she's surely not
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chief executive either. You don't have to call her head peon,
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or anything else - she summed herself up just fine.
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While in the Signal Corps of the United States Army, I was a
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PFC which stands for Private, First Class. I supervised 7 people
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but was still a private, no matter how first class I seemed. Head
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Peon? I'm told a GI would have assaulted a civilian for calling
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him Head Peon, or Pickle Head, or any other assortment of derogatory
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terms. Nowadays, military personel are just as happy as civilians
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calling themselves all kinds of names that put them in their own
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low place.
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In Wisconsin, a 19-year old Asian Taco Bell counter clerk once
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waited on some skater kids ahead of them. She scowled at them when
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she thought none of us were looking, especially them. When it was
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time to make change, she had this glazed look to her looking some-
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where between the eyes of the person who paid and my eyes. "Thank
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you, and have a nice day," she said sounding like that little girl
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who's half robot in that sit-calm that's gone to re-rans now. Or
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Dr. Spock in the early years, before all the Cocaine and Crystal
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Meth.
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"Hi," she turned to me as soon as she was "finally" done with
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them, "how 'ya DOIN'??" as if she really, really really wanted to
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know. I told her 'good' and just waited for her next work of art.
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"What can I DO for you?"
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"Tell me why you hate skater kids, maybe," I said to her. I'm
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not lying. She told me she doesn't hate them, it's just that...
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and that... and you know... they... [insert any words you've ever
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heard used on any ethnic group, class or type of person.] Basically,
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she told me how much she hates skater kids. White punks she called
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them. She was chock full of "they'll nevers," "they always'" "wonts"
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and "do-it-all-the-times."
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What is it about the modern work-site that seems to call for more
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biting name-calling than home, leisure or anywhere else in today's
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society?
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Ask any member of a recently established immigrant group what he
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or she dislikes about those newer immigrants and you'll hear about
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"willing to work so hard for such little pay, threatening real jobs,"
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in among all the other junk.
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Well, if that's a sin, aren't we ALL guilty?
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"You people make more money than I do, that's for sure," a boss
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of mine once told me. I don't even remember what job I'm describing
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actually. It could have been one of a handful of bosses over the
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years. Small business owners are the worst.
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Maybe I should have that stamped on MY name-tag. "You people
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make more money than I do."
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If we're all busy each of us swearing the other into place,
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guess who needn't pay out more than occasional oppression to
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keep us all in line?
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"You the man, Buster." You the man. Usually I get poked in
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the ribs or pinched behind my wallet when someone insists on
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telling me "[I'm] the man."
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Yours,
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Marco Employee Frucht.
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