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Do you REMEMBER Barbie Sunglasses?
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No, I mean RECALL.
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Do you recall Barbie Sunglasses?
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L I V E , FROM BEHIND YOUR TV,
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IT'S A.. T.. I.. !!!
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<> AA TTTTTT IIIIII <>
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<><><><><2><6><5><><><><>
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010224212500 hrs
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"My duty is to build confidence in the system."
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--Mike Moore, WTO's Director General. 1-28-00
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at World Econ Forum Davos, Switz.
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FLASH! PRIME ANARCHIST PARDONS JOE CAMEL
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(PAWN) - GREEN BAY - Film At Eleven.
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Hi, I'm prime anarchist and we're changing the order
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around a little. No, no special reason. Just that we
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haven't done that in a long time. Today's zine goes:
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1) Lettuce
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2) NUMBuce
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3) Columnis
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4) EverythingElsis.
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Enjoy,
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prime
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LETTUCE B-4 NUMBUCE, THIS WEEK:
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to ati@etext.org:
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Pure, unabashed gonzo lit.
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Way to Go.
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-Philip Joshua
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P.S. Some of those dresses were flimsy.
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KUDO's!!
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Some kinda rant.
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Does _____ get this?
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(Love the references to Peltier, man)
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-sisyphus
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<<
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Insert poem here: >>
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"One of the Creators blessings"
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At the end of our time here
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We all get to finally breathe out
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up to that time though
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It is the Creator
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who lets us breathe back in.
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A-ho !
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Bro Nappyhead
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Hey Marco,
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Been a real long time since I've submitted anything to ATI....
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What's this deal with Clinton maybe running for President in
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France?
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I'd hate to see that happen. 8 years of Slick Willie killed
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this country. I'm just waiting to see what the Dubya
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does....
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Clinton should be thrown in jail for the Monica Lewinsky
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investigation. 4+ million dollars to investigate a bimbo
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who gave Clinton a blowjob. That and millions spent to
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find out why ketchup comes out of the bottle so slow.
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America's tax dollars hard at work.
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Don'tcha just LOVE it?
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Anyway, the question for this issue is:
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Has anyone seen or heard from Ground Zero?
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All accounts, email and web pages are gone
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(except for one)
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There are several possible theories....
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Kidnapped by aliens?
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Nah.....
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Whisked away in a black helicopter never to surf
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the net again?
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Maybe......
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Dead?
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I certainly hope not......
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Witness Protection program?
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Possibly.....
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Fled the country?
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Definately not.....
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Leader of a right wing militia group hiding
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in the mountains?
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We may never know.....
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More stuff:
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What's so new about the "New Millenium" anyway?
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Sure seems a lot like the old one.
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The almighty dollar still controls the masses.
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The cost of electricity jumps from $35 to over
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$300 a megawatt hour and the Dubya doesn't want
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to get involved. Enron must be laughing all the way
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to the bank and then some.
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People are moving out of California because they can't
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afford to live there anymore. Would you pay $140+ a month
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for electricity?
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News from my neck of the woods:
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Some dumb bureaucrat wanted to repeal I-695, the $30
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car tab bill that Tim I-Man (sp?) managed to get on
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the November ballot. She said "People should pay $75
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or $100 for car tabs."
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Who is she to decide what people should pay for car
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tabs? I wish for the life of me I could remember her name....
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Some people were paying $200 a year for car tabs. Fortunately,
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Gov. Gary Locke was smart and said car tabs should stay at $30.
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Why isn't gasoline a nickel a gallon anymore?
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Because corporations are greedy and the consumer pays without
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question. I wonder when America will finally say, enough is enough.
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Gotta love CNN's new infoline.....
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"You're tuned to CNN Headline News, an AOL-Time Warner Company"
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Isn't it bad enough AOL flooded the planet with millions
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of disks and CD's? That crap won't degrade in landfills
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for the next few millenia not to mention the fact their
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software tends to mess up almost every computer it's
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installed on. I almost hate having to fix machines AOL
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messes up.
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Some poetry:
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Some time ago, when I was young
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I knew a friend, whos time had come
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To leave this Earth, for a better place
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No longer caressed, by life's embrace
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Maybe things are better there than here
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But still I shed, a silent tear
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What the future holds, I do not know....
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But towards my time, I slowly go.
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From my beginning, to my end....
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I will always, remember my friend....
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--Deeply Shrouded And Quiet
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And finally....a joke that can be laid to rest.....
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[C]ertified
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[L]iar
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[I]n
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[N]ational
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[T]op
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[O]ffice
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[N]ow
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And one for the new Millenium
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[B]utt
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[U]gly
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[S]tupid
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[H]illbilly
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PS: Hey Cheshire Catylist...wassamatta? No say hello?
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PSS: Do any D-Dialers still read this rag? :
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PSSS: Do you know it rains more in New York than Seattle?
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Check it out.
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http://www.archive.org/movie/index.html
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They have hundreds of "propaganda" films from the past..
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This stuff is great for making video art..
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excellent source footage..
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-Chris
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Hi Marco
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Have you had a chance to listen to Anomaly Records recording
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artist Sonic Joyride?
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The CD is called Behemoth, and is their 4th release. Please
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consider the material for a review on your website. Please feel
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free to check out their website at http://www.sonicjoyride.com
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I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
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Kindest regards
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Fred Lazo
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Publicity
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Anomaly Records INC.
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[ed note: yes fred, and i like them a lot..just haven't
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gotten around to writing a review of them, or my friend
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stuhby's band luckyboys yet..i promised both the other
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day and I will get around to it, "i promise."]
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AND NEXT UP, THE NUMBUS RUMBUS...
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http://home.sprintmail.com/~rigoletto/images/NSASnooperBug.jpg
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http://summersault.com/tilt-a-whirl/tour/american_poets.html
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http://www.spaceweather.com/glossary/nasameteorradar.html
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http://chiapas.indymedia.org/display.php3?article_id=166
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http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
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http://www.PetitionOnline.com/3d4b/petition.html
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/jamesmerrill.html
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/plagio.html
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http://www.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?8602
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http://www.atticusbooks.com/mondobarbie.html
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati263.html
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http://www.narma.org/lsw/mentor.htm
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http://home.earthlink.net/~dbwilson
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http://www.mihra.org/2k/system.htm
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http://www.fitzgeraldsrubaiyat.com
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http://www.oralmajorityonline.com
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http://www.corliss.net/emp.html
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http://www.ThatSonofaBush.com
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http://www.grooveembassy.com
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http://www.mp3.com/Nappyhead
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http://www.hyperweb.com/ahw
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http://www.sneezingcow.com
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http://www.blackmesais.org
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http://www.davidrovics.com
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http://www.ripsawnews.com
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http://www.local1000.com
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http://www.clandyken.com
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http://www.kimwalks.org
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http://www.dcslam.com
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http://mp3.com/text
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http://kimwalks.org
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http://www.text.org
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http://www.soaw.org
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FLIM-FLAMMYS: A Prime Anarchist Review of the Grammys.
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21feb01. Green Bay, Wisconsin
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[DISCLAIMER: this was previously published in ati 264.2
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(midweek crisis.) I've you've already been through all
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this, feel free to scroll on past it. =))]
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Yo.
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Yo, Ingrid Washinawatok is dead, Abbie Hoffman is gone,
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Leonard Peltier is still unfree.
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Live, sort of, [on the CNNsorship delay] from Staples
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Center, the theatre that looks like a big old stuffed red
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and white aspirin, it's the 43rd annual FlimFlammy awards;
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and why, you ask, do I like watching them on GE-TV rather
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than in Radio City MusicHall, Staples or the Baghdad Hilton?
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Because here, I can wear my blue hoodie. That's why!
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I might oughta say a quick aside: one day before the
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FlimFlammys, 1 billion dollars offered out of court? Napster?
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What's THAT say???
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OK.
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Hey, since when are the FlimFlammys on CBS? Last year was
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Staples, but it was still on GE-NBC, wasn't it? Not Westinghaus,
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right?
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[SCRATCH HEAD]
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Was I asleep?? Hey, Mister DJ.
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OK, Madonna thinks she's Clive Davis meets Ronald Reagan or
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something, huh? So I'm still buggin' about this NBC-c-c-C-CBS
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merger, friendly agreement thingie. I guess I shoulda called
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it each time they went back and forth between LA and NYC, huh?
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[CURTSEY]
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NBC, leaving NYC for good. Soon come - mark my words peeps.
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Remember when Letterman said he'd never leave New York OR NBC?
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Yeah right. Promise me another. Oh well, NARAS' loss, not NY's!
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"I feel your scorn, and I accept it," said John Stuart.
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OK, so Carson Daly makes up the 3rd blueman in that dorky
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abuse of avant gardism, right?
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Of course NSync is Few Man Group.
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OK, Stuart, what words are you going to NOT use? Are you
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ready? Seconds delay and the big button. You are watching,
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CNNsorship Central. Fun, isn't it. Really. Are Stuart and
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Bill Clinton related? I swear.
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Heather Locklear and Kid Rock, yeah. "Wow, check out this
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teleprompter." For that matter, are Kid Rock and Jesse Camp
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from MTV related, or do they just pretend to do the same
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quality of heroin?
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It's Macy Gray's year. Boyee. Clive and Madonna's old money
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must be finally taking hold.
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I can't wait until next year's FlimFlammys now that Marc Rice
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is out. You ain't SEEN payola yet.
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And it's Devo for Target, Pampers, Windex. Yeah, how many
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paper products does it take to turn on a lightbulb?
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One, if you burn it hot enough.
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Yup, pass me the box of Payola crayons.
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"But when it comes to violence, there's no excuse."
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QUICK! SOMEONE TIE UP GEORGE W. BUSH, QUICK.
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And from Cafe YabYum, Orlando Florida, it's LipSync. Oh, sorry.
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I mean NLip. I mean, never mind. Who cares what their name is,
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it's five young guys wearing dumb clothing, spending dumb money,
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singing dumb songs, written by dumb ghost writers.
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The only trouble is -- you and I believe in them 1.3% more
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than we should!
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In a just world?
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SCENE: Every word I say is true
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[DROPS MIC]
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[TURNS DOWNSTAGE]
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[SHOUTS] "This sucks. I can't sing this song, I can't feel it.
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Buy me a song I can feel or get me off this stage. I won't sing
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this, it sucks."
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Hmmm. Did everyone else see the two comedians shooting tshirts
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out into the audience from a high-tech cannon? Looked like
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something Raytheon would have invented. Well before Dan Quayle
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handed out those 3500 pink slips.
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Hmm. Does anyone wonder what this Christmas' big hype product
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is going to be?
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Um wait. Steely Dan. Um. Don't get me wrong. I've liked them
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for many years. MANY YEARS. But man, I gotta ask this. Does
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anyone remember ever hearing them at all this year?
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At all? I mean I think I heard "Hey 19" a couple times in an
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elevator in Chicago or something... What did I miss?
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Steely Dan beat Madonna AND Britney "Hitme" Spears? Umm.
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Clive? Madonna? What's up with that?
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Destiny's Child, wow. The first real thing I've seen happen
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across that stage so far. Why do I get the feeling they'd have
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all that same presence AND talent if you DIDN'T throw all that
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dumb money at them?
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WHY DO I GET THE SUDDEN HEAVY FEELING IN MY HEART THE THIRD REICH
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IS BEHIND THE FLIM-FLAMMYS AWARDS' CALIFORNIA MOVE?
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And What's with Maya slouching like an inchworm as she presents?
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I mean her neck's halfway down to her knees. I saw Macy Gray do it
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too. What gives? Will people get flogged if they try to touch or
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adjust the microphone?
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The Folgers School Music grant, now there's a noble idea. Now you
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too can write a song that kills someone in Colombia, Chiapas or
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Costa Rica.
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I hate to be the one who informs Paul Simon. Nope. I can't lie -
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I love being the one. Simon without the Garfunkle is like music
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without A through F.
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And what's this song. Should I even call it that? I guess I have
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to, huh? OK. I won't go there. This band-in-a-box production,
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presentation, what do you call it? It's not really fair to make fun
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of the old, because I'm going there too someday, but for Pete's sake
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Paul.
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Buy a pulse, will you? Or at least buy something besides a new
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bohemian. Paul Simon today is like a cross between Boy George, George
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W, and George Burns.
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http://www.josiethemovie.com
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Buy Folgers, Vaniqua, Viagra, Nads and Fuji film at a Target near
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you. Have you tried Staples? Ladies and Gentlemen, we're about three
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strip-malls away from full-on eco-anihilation and what, we're acting
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like it's no big thing, ya'all. Who's up for a great steak dinner?
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Rainforest crunch. For real.
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John Stuart sucks his scarf down. Yeah, the man snarfed his scarf.
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He did, he sucks. Did I say I think he's gotta be Bill Clinton's
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illegitimate son? Gotta be, I'm telling you. He's got Bill's ears,
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his stance, his hands. Right down to the posture. He's got those
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Harvard hands. You know, that class they'll teach you at Harvard,
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Hollywood, or your house for that matter. They can make ANYONE a
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president. Or just look like one. Just hold your hand like this,
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and move it like so. Now do this. There, now get out there and
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imagine them all in their underwear.
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Faith Hill, be a boob or just act like one. Can you say, "tall
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blonde, badly dressed StepNFetchit?" Sure, I knew you could.
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And how come they panned the camera to Tim McGraw all of a... Oh
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yeah. That's right. Biggest music merger since Napster and old
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Bertlesmann pooled their half a billion each or so last night.
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Bono.
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Bono is so out of it he's lost sight of who HE is even. His very
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own astute observations. And here he is. Hmmm. What's next a page
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three paid letter explaining that he recognizes that netaid.com
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+ napster + NARAS = 666 ? You participated hoping you can change
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it from within?
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Bono, this isn't a slam, I mean this as the most constructive
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criticism I can ever possibly muster up for someone who used to
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be such a hero of mine.
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You care so
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much
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you do so
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little
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you earn so
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much
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you mean so
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little
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So, what's behind the gilded curtain that makes you forget you're
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you?
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It's a beautiful day, can you feel it?
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The 43rd annual devo for coke, bic lighters, pringles, iams,
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heinekin and hippies and you can buy it at target.
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I must say I think I've knowingly heard U2's "Beautiful Day at
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least three times as often as the Steely Dan song.
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Wait, Bono's assistant just mentioned Jubilee 2000. I take back
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everything I said...
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And now the Dutchess of York for the best weight loss program
|
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ever designed. Air Force sorti's over the no-fly zone?
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John Stuart said saran wrap, he said saran wrap, he said saran
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wrap. Wow. Moby for Blue Man Croup. And what's this Jill Scott
|
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playing air guitar to the gospel medley vulcan music meld from
|
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hell?
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And here's BonJovi's Richie Sambora for buying your way out
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of Boston.
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[VOICEOVER] July 4, 1987. The stage dive is invented. July
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5? Heinekin usurped it, along with the bic lighter, the peace
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sign and the hippy.
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Eminem and Elton. Wait a minute. History repeats itself. Isn't
|
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this Louis Farakhan doing dueling violins with that Jewish guy
|
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after all his politically incorrect antisemitic comments?
|
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Nneena Freelon and Take 6? Now that was real. OK. Cool. Macy
|
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|
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Gray's got it going on. I had a feeling she'd have it no other
|
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way. What's with all the hairdos, though. That was wack. Those
|
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|
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hippy paisleys on the overhead projector brought to you by
|
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|
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Target, like Staples but with some more variety. Pink Hair
|
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Group. And Heinekin, it's all about the Germans buying
|
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Napster. Ouch. Did I say that?
|
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Dumb money and smart bombs. Dead civilians and non-combatants.
|
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And singing, "happy days are hear again, now the skies are hazy
|
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|
|
shade of winter for the rest of your unborn and unnamed kids'
|
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|
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lives.
|
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Hey Christina, do yourself a favor next year. Less meth, less
|
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|
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heroin and less spanish. And more weight. Eat some starch or
|
|||
|
|
something. You make Kate Moss look fat. Mi Reflejo? Good try
|
|||
|
|
girl. You know $4,000 worth of fonetiks books could never get
|
|||
|
|
you dominating the Latin charts. You're about as out-of-your-
|
|||
|
|
league as when Billy Joel said he'd be back with classical
|
|||
|
|
piano. How long has it been now? How long is never? Sorry
|
|||
|
|
Billy, sorry Christina. Maybe if you went and teamed up with
|
|||
|
|
Christina Aguilar you could pull it off.
|
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|
|
You could have beaten Oscar De La Hoya and his BeeGees song,
|
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|
|
but you'd a never gotten past Shakira, sorry to inform you.
|
|||
|
|
When SHE says, "you guys," it really has meaning. And she only
|
|||
|
|
says it once. "And of course my country, like always. Everything
|
|||
|
|
I do goes to them, is dedicated to them. My country Colombia,
|
|||
|
|
that in spite of our tough reality, we keep our spirit joyful,
|
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|
|
and alive. Thank you so much, and. I'm so happy, my God. Yeah,
|
|||
|
|
Que vivo columbia."
|
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|
|
Rage Against the Machine won best hard rock performance with
|
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|
|
"Guerilla Radio."
|
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|
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|
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AOL keyword: apartheid.
|
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|
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"C Major because D flat would suck." Umm. Good try, Stuart.
|
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|
|
I know what you were trying for. Almost. No really. Stay with
|
|||
|
|
comedy.
|
|||
|
|
Please.
|
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|
|
Next?
|
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|
|||
|
|
And now a little bit of Chopin played live so as to help
|
|||
|
|
perpetuate this gentle little myth, (BIG LIE, BIG LIE, BIG
|
|||
|
|
LIE. LIKE HITLER'S BIG LIE.)
|
|||
|
|
----this gentle myth that music is what we're
|
|||
|
|
about.
|
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|
|||
|
|
"After years of convincing, the Grammys are acknowleging for
|
|||
|
|
the first time, native american music. The original roots music,"
|
|||
|
|
said Robbie Robertson, "of this continent. And we haven't got
|
|||
|
|
freedom for Leonard Peltier yet. Maybe he's not Marc Rich enough,
|
|||
|
|
but we are getting our first grammy, and Val, [Kilmer] for this
|
|||
|
|
we are grateful."
|
|||
|
|
Tom Bee and Douglas Spotted Eagle won the first grammy in a
|
|||
|
|
native american music category ever, for their production of
|
|||
|
|
Albuquerque's Gathering of Nations PowWow.
|
|||
|
|
"First and foremost I'd like to give all the honor and all
|
|||
|
|
the glory to the greatest warrior, my lord and savior Jesus
|
|||
|
|
Christ." Somehow that seems unpretentious, unscripted and
|
|||
|
|
real, hearing that come from Tom Bee. I can hear that from
|
|||
|
|
him, sounds so much more real than anything George W. Bush
|
|||
|
|
has ever uttered in his slimy, propped up contrived life.
|
|||
|
|
Or most of you for that matter, if I can be so candid.
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
Faith Hill - I guess it's ok to fall out of your shirt in your
|
|||
|
|
seat, onstage singing, and in video, but never, never, never.
|
|||
|
|
Never while walking the stairs up to the stage. Cover your you
|
|||
|
|
know whats with your award or something. Hold your shirt together
|
|||
|
|
til you get up there. Go.
|
|||
|
|
long....
|
|||
|
|
long....
|
|||
|
|
long....
|
|||
|
|
long....
|
|||
|
|
long...
|
|||
|
|
editorial from the NARAS people. We're right back to "race-records"
|
|||
|
|
days, now aren't we?
|
|||
|
|
Ladies and Gendarmes, without seven of his most important words,
|
|||
|
|
here's Eminem.
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
Target, up yours.
|
|||
|
|
It happens at the Hilton. Tracers, look, in the sky, it's
|
|||
|
|
a lazer, it's a fazer, it's bombings! Light up the sky, at
|
|||
|
|
the Hilton. The Baghdad Hilton.
|
|||
|
|
And don't forget, NARAS. Spelled backwards, you're nothing
|
|||
|
|
but saran wrap.
|
|||
|
|
Happy mining.
|
|||
|
|
May you someday realize music is not for conquest,
|
|||
|
|
ownership or private stock,
|
|||
|
|
marco
|
|||
|
|
the prime anarchist
|
|||
|
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|
|||
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|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
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|
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|
|
JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
|
|||
|
|
* Tommy Thompson (Health and Human Services): former
|
|||
|
|
governor of Wisconsin whose major contributors were
|
|||
|
|
HMOs, hospital chains, nursing homes, prisons, clinics,
|
|||
|
|
doctors and insurance companies. Phillip Morris gave him
|
|||
|
|
$72,000 in campaign contributions.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
[two extra things non-wisconsinites should know
|
|||
|
|
about Thompson: 1) it is uncertain who will spend
|
|||
|
|
less time in DC with him, his wife or a girlfriend.
|
|||
|
|
2) He does NOT (I repeat: N O T ) own the
|
|||
|
|
world's largest collection of toupes.]
|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
POETRY SUBMISSION
|
|||
|
|
Hope this is to your liking...
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
"Jetsam"
|
|||
|
|
("And presently a severe storm came up on the sea,
|
|||
|
|
so that the ship was hidden by the waves; but He
|
|||
|
|
lay sleeping." Matthew 8:24)
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
When I invited You along for the ride
|
|||
|
|
I expected easy sailing.
|
|||
|
|
When I let You borrow my life I expected
|
|||
|
|
sails full of Windy purpose.
|
|||
|
|
I expected docks in peaceful harbors and
|
|||
|
|
Mediterranean warmth in receptive bays.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
I<EFBFBD>ve been in storms before You boarded My
|
|||
|
|
life and insisted on taking the helm.
|
|||
|
|
I<EFBFBD>ve climbed myself out of craggy wrecks
|
|||
|
|
leaving flotsam bobbing behind me.
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
But now You sleep while I strain against
|
|||
|
|
the torrent and anger,
|
|||
|
|
now you rest while I wake in light or dark
|
|||
|
|
with plans of escape or escapade from danger.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
This severity has dashed my courage upon the rocks,
|
|||
|
|
this gale has torn my resolve in tatters,
|
|||
|
|
these waves have hidden me from onshore help and
|
|||
|
|
I fear my
|
|||
|
|
loss of hope more than
|
|||
|
|
loss of life.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
While You sleep, I wake.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Would you bid me to leave my rescue and join Your rest?
|
|||
|
|
Would I jettison personal cargo to lay my head upon Your breast?
|
|||
|
|
In the storm?
|
|||
|
|
Hidden from hope?
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
finding His rest,
|
|||
|
|
mark p.
|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
|
\ \
|
|||
|
|
\DREAM\
|
|||
|
|
\ \
|
|||
|
|
Randy Mandy calls me to ask about a change of address
|
|||
|
|
for my zine. http://www.randy.net to http://www.randy.org
|
|||
|
|
"Who doesn't like java porn?" she says, among other
|
|||
|
|
things.
|
|||
|
|
I tell her she oughta say sorry because she
|
|||
|
|
embarrassed me. I had her on speakerphone.
|
|||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
|
GUESTBOOK NOTICE:
|
|||
|
|
There are currently 528 entries in the nammys guestbook
|
|||
|
|
http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com/guestbook.cfm
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
DISK LAMER:
|
|||
|
|
http://www.marcoproducts.com has nothing to do with
|
|||
|
|
activist times zine, prime anarchist, marco, etc but
|
|||
|
|
they have this cool-ass catalog they mailed me.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
And we end with a poem.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
MonkeyBusiness
|
|||
|
|
by SunFlash Eddie.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
the monkey walks at midnight,
|
|||
|
|
and i am all alone.
|
|||
|
|
when the monkey finally returns,
|
|||
|
|
i'm changing the locks on my home.
|
|||
|
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|
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|
|
|
|||
|
|
\Hope this 'zine \
|
|||
|
|
\ is as fun to \
|
|||
|
|
\ read as it was \
|
|||
|
|
\ to write... \
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
|
|||
|
|
for back issues and to order t-shirts, hats Cap'n
|
|||
|
|
Crunch whistles and Ugly mugs.
|
|||
|
|
Hurry there's only _00_ left.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Call 860-887-2600 ext. 5293 to ring up the Prime Anarchist.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
And remember, 2morrow is international "george bush is
|
|||
|
|
dumb" day, so get out there and like they say in CNNsorship,
|
|||
|
|
"Throw a ___________ at _______ Near the ______ _______."
|