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What is the sound of one soul coughing.
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This 'zine's entire issue dedicated to
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a Jaguar named Jeniffer.
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Belated Greetings, it's
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( _ ) (2)_ _ _ (5)_
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(_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(____/
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Brought to you by a big can of Zapata Refried
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Beans. net wt. 31 oz. (1 lb. 15 oz.) 880g
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Distributed by Zapata Foods Dallas TX., 75236
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ING: Water, Beans, Salt, Sugar, Dehydrated
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Onion, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Palm Oil.
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"It is about living consciously, with the goal that
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when my travel on Earth ends, my footprint will be
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invisible and my legacy remarkable."
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--Rebecca Morgan
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Hello I'm Prime Anarchist and here is my rant for
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ThirstDay, October 12, 2000. Day b-4 full moon.
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Marco's General Rule of Taco:
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If you didn't grow the corn yourself, or at least
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pick it or have some sense of who grew it for you,
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then for PepsicoSakes DON'T EAT IT!
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Shall we get out of the habit of buying commerical
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tacos ANYWHERE? Lets.
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I'm an old folksinger, are you an oldfolksinger too?
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How are you this week? You'll notice ATI didn't come
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out last week. Well we got a couple unsubscriptions
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and a couple subscribe requests, but our Computer God
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was on vacation, and since I'm having trouble unsubscribing
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people who can't unsubscribe themself, I skipped a week
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so as not to offend.
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We resume to our once a week schedule in a couple hours.
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So what's happened this week? Wow, far too much to fit in
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here. So all you get is "all the news that fits."
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We lost 4 sailors to an act of terrorism, our corporate
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media says. Hmmm. Umm, can I say something about war? No
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wait, I'll say two things about war, next up, we just got
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some of our oilworkers captured in Ecuador by some people
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with not so good intentions.
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OK, now I'll say a couple things about war. When you put
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your young people in harm's way, and then someone pushes
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a raft near to your ship and your ship hits it and blows
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up, you are really stretching to call it "terrorism." Dare
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I stretch the other way and call it an act of war? Or maybe
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let's take the middle ground and call it what it is. An act
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of self defense. Of course historically, we Untied Statesians
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don't seem to know how to define "self defense" do we? Let's
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see, if I put some troops on your front porch and you get
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ticked off and kill one of them, I'll begin bombing because
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"how dare you cause me to defend myself..."
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Do I really have to build the analogy here for you?
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OK, try raping someone (our military's getting really good
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at it lately) and call it self defense when s/he screams,
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moves around or kicks you somewhere perhaps you deserve it.
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If your new hypothetical definition of self defense doesn't
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look 100% authentic real live, new and improved stupid, then
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I have an idea. Let's bomb the tar out of Ecuador and call
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it self defense. Let's bomb the heck out of Yemen. I know,
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let's just get it over with and blow up the entire planet
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and announce to the whole world that it's Saddam Hussein's
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fault. We'll be happy and Mother Earth can start healing
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herself and rebuild without our sorryass police-state
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tendencies.
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Or I know what. Let's get some rocks and strips of leather
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and stone the hell out of Henry Kissinger.
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Oh wait, I'm a non-violence activist aren't I? Forget I
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ever said that.
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-=0=marco23prime=0=-
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[just a thought:
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is all this to make damned sure that no one
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builds negative thoughts about zionist Ysrael???]
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numbers...
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http://www.vitw.org
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http://www.iwantpunk.com
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http://www.madcowboy.com
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http://www.bradkayal.com/verizon
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http://Baltech.org/lederman/spray
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http://www.lchr.org/lac/nuns/nuns.htm
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http://www.sightings.com/general4/noose.htm
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http://www.honorearth.com/tour2000/itinerary.html
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http://members.tripod.com/n_r_key/banned.gif
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http://www.sightings.com/general4/harry.htm
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http://drink.to/Damien
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http://www.nlcnet.org
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http://www.ezedit.com
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http://www.antimusic.com
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http://www.chi-chis.com/history.htm
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/biafra.html
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http://www.worldservice.org/whoowns.html
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http://www.rotz.com/mo/iwantpunk.html
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http://members.tripod.com/gonzolinks
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http://www.ideaexchange.com
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http://www.jampac.com
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http://www.fair.org
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http://www.cato.org
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http://www.2600.com
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[many have asked how they can get their URLs
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listed in ATI zine's #'s run.
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--well, you can't.
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Prime Anarchist reserves the right to put a URL in
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here whenever he feels like it. As many of you have
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already figured out on your own, the ATI #'s run
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is just a list of places seen last week that don't suck.]
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-=#30#=-
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And After #'s Comes The Lechuga (Lettuce.)
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prime,
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Two things for you this week:
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First, a link and then the page it came from.
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Yeah for Thom Yorke.
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http://www.greenapple.com/%7Ematt/radiohead/idioteque/12.jpg
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Here's the source...
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http://www.greenapple.com/%7Ematt/radiohead.html
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Also I meant to give you this before Adam and I got
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up and out of Spitfire but I forgot about it until
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the car. Originally this was on a Weidner cocktail
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napkin.
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"Composed While Waiting For Doughty and
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Jello at the Weidner"
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A Haikuma by the Writer Run Amuk
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Afraid of Politics?
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Say they are offensive.
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Maybe they'll go away.
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See you later.
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I'll send you the link once we get UYB
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web-cized.
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Peace.
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The Writer Run Amuk
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BUSH/GORE '00
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\ /
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- GOOD NEWS - Mexico -
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Fourteen active-duty soldiers of the Mexican Army and a member
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of the state Judicial Police were disarmed and imprisoned by
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indigenous civilians in the municipal center of Metlat<61>noc,
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Guerrero, on September 25 after one of the soldiers fired his
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gun at a Mixteco dancer during a religious festival. The dancer
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was not injured in the incident, but the soldiers were quickly
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surrounded by more than 500 Mixtecos who disarmed them and
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placed them in the municipal jail. The soldiers and policeman
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were freed the following day after a commission made up of
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representatives of the state government, the Army, and state
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deputies of the PRI and PRD signed an accord with the
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municipality pledging the withdrawal of troops from the region,
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and promised to pay damages to the family of a local police
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officer who was killed when federal army troops ambushed a
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municipal police truck in April 1998.
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CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY
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This certificate has been electronically STAMP
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protected by the Light Signatures System. | HERE |
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It cannot be copied without detection and
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assures you of the authenticity and high BILLY IDOL
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quality of this recording. Return this card po box 85
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to verify and protect your purchase and help LA, CA 90051
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stop counterfeiting. Insist on the authentic
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recording. if it's anything else, it's
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something less.
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JOIN THE COUNTER ATTACK!
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Fill out and mail this warranty card today.
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THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
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Chrysalis
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/suspension of disbelief: PAWN stories are always fake/
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/ [ kinda sorta like the onion but not really ] /
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TIGGER SUES TWO TIGERS AND TWO ADDITIONAL TANK COMPANIES
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By Anthony Toulouse-Lautrec
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Special to Prime Anarchist Whirld Newz 2nite
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Twister, Tenn. (PAWN) "These are the stripes of economic
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Strife."
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Some are titling it "trademark terrorism," others try
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saying it's setting the tone for trouble; but one truism's
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for sure. This is all too telling.
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Tigger is suing Texxon, Killogg, Chevron and Exxaco.
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This is thanks to oily giant Texxon-Mobile losing a bid to
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put off a trial over whether tough-guy toon Toni violates
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the spiritual tone of Killogg's Tony the tubby tiger, leaving
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both corporate giants and many others vulnerable.
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Killogg contends Texxon retired it's tiger in the 80s when a
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recall was eminent as all tigers who run faster than 40 MPH
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may spontaneously combust. But they came out with all newer,
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faster tigers in the 90's featuring a revised tubby tiger toon
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more true to it's corporate nature - plagiarism, mimicking and
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trademark violations.
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In a suit filed fourteen years ago, Killogg claimed the new
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tubby tiger promos step on the Tony trademark because Texxon
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was now using Toni to sell food, not fuel. Killogg said hungry
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people may assume that Killogg is somehow behind soda, coffee
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and other items for sale at Texxon's ExxacoChevronAmokomart
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TigerSuperStores.
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Shoppers can tell the difference, Tennessee's attorney general
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Tom Tirigliano retorted today.
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Yet another wrinkle unfolds - Tigger is suing everyone. Filed
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in Twister, Tennessee, Tigger's lawsuit has been terrorizing the
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whole town for two weeks now. And it's not expected to finish
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anytime soon. Two hundred acres deep in the Tennessee woods,
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Tigger sits there totally tormented.
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"They've been trippin' for years, man," says a tired Tigger
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via teleconference. "Stealing ideas, ripping me off, taking
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all my tunes and trademarkin' 'em!" He doesn't sound happy.
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"This is terrible," he told, "I never wanted to sue ANYONE,
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now I'm so ticked, I've put 5 trial attorneys on ryder and
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I'm simply gonna litigate on anyone that gets in my way.
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Texxon, Killogg, Exxaco, even Tobacco and Macaroni companies.
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Tell everyone. No one's exempt. Totally."
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Tigger is expected to win on at least two or three of the
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thousands of trademark suits tried.
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And this, according to Tennessee's AG, will "turn the industry
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upside down on its tuchus."
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For more info: email deep@the.hundred.acre.wood.com
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or visit http://deep.the-hundred-acre-wood.com
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LITTLE BOHEMIA LODGE
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Manitowish Waters, Wis. 54545
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Fleeing from the 5 states that issued this reward proclaimation
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http://newdeal.feri.org/timeline/images/dillingr.jpg
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John Dillinger sought refuge at Little Bohemia in April of 1934.
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Cornered here by federal agents, Dillinger escaped during a
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furious gun battle. The scars of this battle may still be seen
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in the west wing of the lodge.
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http://newdeal.feri.org/timeline/1934c.htm
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http://www.crimelibrary.com/americana/dillinger/dillingermain.htm
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BUSH/GORE '00
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You know the economy's hosed when you take a Greyhound
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bus and behind you sits a guy in a 3-piece suit playing
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solitaire on his laptop.
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OPEN LETTER TO COMMANDING OFFICER
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Dear Sir,
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If you can't get out there
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in front of me,
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I DON'T WANT YOU BEHIND ME
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NO WAY, ANYHOW.
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Venceremos,
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Private More Class
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For new ideas on how to close the SOA
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go to: http://www.soaw.org
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D I S C L A I M E R :
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The following discernment dedicated to Ricki "Guild" Martin,
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Ricki "Rhetorical" Lake and Ricki "Lingual" Ricardo.
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When you sell a song for 10 years for $2500 you lose all
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your control, freedom, power and lifeblood - your name,
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your birthright.
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When you GIVE AWAY your song you change the world into
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something so much more like you, and you grow ever so much
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MORE wealth-ful than any mere millionaire.
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RESUSSITATIVE: You Don't Need Electricity To See Light.
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The Brill building never brought out 1 brilliant thing.
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Only prints of darkness, oppression and death.
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If you wish to see light
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Breath your own song
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Or new life
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Into someone elses.
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"People have a way of telling you what they think
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you want to hear - anytime I don't know something
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and I ask somebody, I usually know less about it
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after I ask them than before."
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Bob Dylan 1985.
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Dear God,
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The people You Knighted
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Will never be defeated.
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ANTHROPOLOGY SONG
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a poem by marco
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Are you keeping good records?
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Or are you missing the key points
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Like a needle skipping over a groove
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Instead of getting in and staying with?
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Get in there and BE good records
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Go out there and MAKE good records
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Give them away,
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Let someone ELSE worry about
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KEEPING of the records.
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OWNING of the records.
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DISTRO of the records.
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Why write ANYTHING down -
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Can't you breath song?
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A-
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R U KPNG GD RCRDS?
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WH TH FCK CRS!
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FALSIES: Open Letter To NBC Sony and Fox.
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Too much make-up business.
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Worried about your face washing out in the light?
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No debes preocupar / you mustn't worry
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Everything was awash before you let yourself
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Get there.
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The fox and the salamander
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FOR SAL AZAR
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There once was a fox.
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People were glad he was not
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A fox from the priveleged,
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the Right, or the royal
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I.
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(Or so they thought)
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There is also a
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Salamander, he seems to be
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Of the people and for the people.
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We shall see.
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He'll take our direction
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One way or another.
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A salamander can lose part of himself
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Give of himself
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Say "Creator,"
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"Show me how I should become."
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A fox cannot.
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-=={===fx===}==-
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"Ever since Kissinger went to Paris and
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got the Nobel Peace Prize, it suddenly
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didn't mean much anymore."
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-Howard Zinn, Oct 2000 Oshkosh, WI.
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Father Roy's Deuteronomy
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another marco frucht found poem
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In 1990, 12 people gathered at Bennings Gate
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In 1993, 100
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96 2000
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98 7000
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99 12000
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In 2000 ......? How many will it take to
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CLOSE THE SCHOOL OF ASSASSINS?
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I AM THE PRESS
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To the tune of the old anglo spiritual:
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"We Are the Church"
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I am the press
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You are the press
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We are the press together
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All who are disgruntled
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Happy to pitch in
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Yes we're the press together
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I am the press
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You are the press
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We are the press together
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One may have a scanner
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One has CD Rom
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Yes, we're the press together
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So if you are disgruntled
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Come and lend a hand
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Yes
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We're the press
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Together
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/ \
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BUSH/GORE '00
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\ /
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We end this 'zine with a folkificating parody of
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"John Wayne's Teeth" by Sherman Alexie.
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John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
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John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
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Are they fake or are they real
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Are they wooden or maybe steel
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John Wayne's teeth.
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Hollywood hollywood
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How does it feel,
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Ya ho, ya ho, how does it feel
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How does it feel.
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Republican fascism ho, ya ho.
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John Wayne's teeth, ya ho, ya ho.
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Democrat fascism, ho ya ho.
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John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
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John Wayne's teeth ya ho, ya ho.
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Are they fake or are they real
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Are they wooden or maybe steel
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John Wayne's teeth.
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John Wayne's teeth ya ho ya ho
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John Wayne's teeth
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John Wayne's teeth
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for backissues of ATI bother the gutenberg peeps at
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
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And tool around http://scene.textfiles.com for really
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cool other zines. Tons of them. Online books too.
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Preguntas y problemas?
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primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
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cc: ATI@etext.org
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And now for a plug.
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. .
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. Prime Anarchist Family Consulting. .
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. For all your each and every needs. .
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. 860-887-2600. ext. 5293 .
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. Get your NEEDS met at the FamilyFone. .
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. .
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additional sh0vtz & gr33t5...
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Stephane Grappelli, Acidgum, pix, Clay Halliwell,
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Boo, Hugh Birdsall's mom, P3STIL3NC3, and the
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wonder twinz.
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