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LIVE, FROM RADIO sHACK IT'S TICKLE ME JEWEL!!!



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                   Freedom, slack and cyberpunks







You still in love with Gwen Stefani?
  I am.

"One time Dennis Eckersly let me tag along with him
and a couple other players for dinner. At the end of
the night, the check came, and I didn't want to let
it seem like I was trying to get a free ride. So I
asked up, "How much do I owe?" Eckersley looked up
at me and said, "Kid, did you just win the lottery??"
I said no. Then he said, "Well, then shut the fuck
up and never insult me like that again." I learned
that, basically, whoever makes the most money or has
had the most years of experience always picks up the
tab - otherwise it's an insult to him."
   -- Jason Giambi, interviewed by Lance Gould in
the June2000 GEAR magazine.

ATI - Whenever we hear a kickass Ted Williams story,
you hear it [bang,][bang,][bang,] here first.


Hi there, I'm prime anarchist and let me start by
saying, Dar Williams, you rokked my world last month.
I'm still not over you. Wow, and we didn't even do
anything. Go figure. Wow. 

Here's my column. I wrote it in one sitting a few
mornings ago. First thoughts upon first light. Wonder
what I was dreaming? Wonder what I ATE the nite before!
Ready?
  SOCIAL SECURITY IS NEITHER
     a column.
     by prime anarchist

Police state communism handed down as myth of capitalist
representative democracy.
  Brilliant.
  I haven't seen a better orchestrated scam since the
thirty dollar sand shark disguised as a scallop disguised
as a maco shark. Or was that a scallop disguised...?
  Sorry, too many decades since. I guess the Energy Crisis
was a doozy too.
  You know, I called this one when Gorbachev and Reagan
were pretending to continue the cold war arguments. But
I never allowed myself to think it through to its logical 
conclusions because I let everyone talk me into thinking
it was nothing more than a hallucinatory flaw-riddled,
hole infested conspiracy theory.
  A globalist communist police state imposed using
democracy as its veil. I'm impressed!
  Gore hides behind gun control while Bush teases him
about "Soilant Green."
  Mark my words, when some dark horse says s/he found a
great way to save paper, taxes, time, the environ AND
lives by having all economic transactions journalized
with a toothbrush looking thing waved over a computer
chip embedded near one of your wisdom teeth, look out.
  If Shrub Bush proposes it, run to the hills.
  And God forbid, if it comes from Tipper's hubby,
shoot yourself. Clip me first though, please. K?

  --addendum/postscript

This message is mostly for David Horowitz but really
it's for all of us.
  To what do you owe your grand metamorphosis you keep
harping on no matter what the topic is you're tackling
as TV's expert witness for ex-liberalism? The one you
see as left to right. The one you have so much pride over
and ownership for.
  I'd type the words, but they're already so eloquent in
the last 7 (seven) words to George Orwell's "1984."



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to ATI:
help save napster
if we send this to 50000 people
they cant shut down
http://www.napster.com
Ronisue


it's absolutely official.
webzine 2000 will be held on july 22nd, 2000
from 4am to 2am at 2050 Bryant Street in san francisco
s.w.a.k.
ryan j.

Mi querido amigo Kokopeli!
RE: > "Talvez, (perhaps) the most forwarded 'zine on
> the continent." --some aussie zine review.
> [I wonder which continent they're talking about,
> and why Spanish sprinklings all of a sudden?
> Hmm...]
Australia perhaps?  Spanish?  Do not forget that great
part of the mess we are enduring comes from the silly
belief old Spain had that they were supposed to run the
world... in the name of God, of course.  They got a big
chunk of land in that part of the world.  They claim to
own the Philippines.  Today, lots of very good and
decent Australians use Spanish as their own.
"Hacking furiously"?
Hasta la proxima!
Pio


So, How in the heck have you been? 
  Do you remember holding previous conversations regarding
business and money making opportunities. I did not send
this to you in error! 
  You said: "If only I could find an easier way to make
a higher income" 
  And "If I had more money, I could spend more time with
my Family, and less time at work." 
  And [-no...]

Please e-mail me and I will send you a quote.
I will beat any price you have been given.
TRY ME !!!!

to ati@etext.org
Please only send me songs that will make me cry.
Terri.

to ATI:
Added your song HEY MON to our station.
http://stations.mp3s.com/stations/61/victorias_secret.html
Wayne


Dear Net Surfer,
You have been selected among a reduced group
of people to participate in... [ed note: no thanks.
but "reduced group," love your lingo!]


GET OUT OF DEBT!!!
THIS IS NOT A LOAN!!!
YOU WILL NOT BE TURNED DOWN!!!
*   Are you thinking about borrowing money to
consolidate your bills?
  [no: why?]


> (Disassociated Press)- BASRAH - Five Generals were
> fired when an Abrahams M-1 tank hit an iceberg
> killing 10 military and 45 civilians. Four generals
> were army, and one coast guard.
I just want to let you know I nearly wet my pants when
I read this.  You have a real talent.
daisy
  [why thanky. flattery'll getcha breakfast in bed!]





PARTICIPATORY PUBLIC PARODY
  From: "Akira
Tommy Hilfiger
Stay away from me.
Tommy Hilfiger
Won't you let me be?
Don't try to show me your Tommy no more
Your ad campain (spelled wrong on purpose) is such bore
Now 'figer
Says "Don't fuck with me"
Tommy Hilfiger
Card carrying Illuminati


ABC's OF CONGRESS: THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO
DISSED, DISSED.
  The phollowing A,B and C human beings voted
to continue training death squads with OUR
tax dollars. Shame on them, we pay them a TON
of money. They should know better!
  [prime note: no, we don't have their 
email addys. Ask Matt Drudge!]

Aderholt,Archer,Armey,Baca,Bachus,Baker,Ballenger,
Barr,Barrett(NE),Bartlett,Barton,Bass,Bateman,Bereuter
Berry,Bilbray,Bilirakis,Bishop,Bliley,Blunt,Bonilla,
Bono,Boswell,Boyd,Brady(TX),Brown(FL),Bryant,Burr,
Burton,Buyer,Callahan,Calvert,Canady,Cannon,Castle,
Chambliss,Chenoweth-Hage,Clayton,Clyburn,Coburn,
Collins,Combest,Condit,Cook,Cooksey,Cox,Cramer,Crane,
Cubin,Cunningham


THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO PISSED OUR MORALS AWAY.
Honoring state run communism. It's not just for breakfast
anymore. These are the A's, B's and C's who voted to give
china the green light on everything except overtly invading
Taiwan. Expect a bloodbath. Expect a good economy for us.

Ackerman,Allen,Archer,Armey,Bachus,Baird,Baker,Ballenger,Barrett,
Bass,Bateman,Becerra,Bentsen,Bereuter,Berry,Biggert,Bilbray,
Bishop,Bliley,Blumenauer,Blunt,Boehlert,Boehner,Bonilla,Bono,
Boswell,Boyd,Brady (TX),Bryant,Callahan,Calvert,Camp,Campbell,
Canady,Cannon,Capps,Cardin,Carson,Castle,Chabot,Chambliss,Combest
Cooksey,Cox,Cramer,Crane,Cubin,Cunningham


GOD IS NOT ONLY RED; HE'S A SHE

Say what?

You've found a way
To share Christ's love?
His life, his beauty
his way??

Without shoving him down peoples'
Throats???

What took you so long?

    ====
Gandhi Waves
    ====


gentlereader,
I wanted to reprint this a year ago or so, but I
lost it right before presstime. Last week it suddenly
came back to me, so here you go.

> "Indian Message To the Moon"
> When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it 
> did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian 
> reservation.
>   One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding 
> sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, 
> who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his 
> son translated. "What are these guys in the big suits
> doing?"
>   A member of the crew said they were practicing for
> their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited
> and asked if he could send a message
> to the moon with the astronauts.
>   Recognizing a promotional opportunity for the 
> spin-doctors, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. 
> After the old man recorded his message, they asked
> his son to translate it. He refused.
>   So the NASA reps brought the tape to the reservation,
> where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed but
> refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.
>   Finally, the NASA crew called in an official
> government translator. He reported that the message
> said, "Watch out for these guys; they have come to
> steal your land."


/DREAM/ Faberge gets hired to put on some huge gala
this April 14th for Panamerica day.
  I'm famous for being famous and get asked what I
think. 
  "I hope one of his robots goes haywire and wreaks havoc
all up and down wallstreet. There's be rejoicing every
all around where."
  They want to know why I feel this way.
  "Economically this country has become one gigantically
horrible bootleg of its old self."



  Falling
A Prime Anarchist Poem

My employment
Gave me no pleasure
A job gives no enjoyment?

My career
Taken under duress
I wonder what's the fear?

My life's work?
Definitely not my job.
Just what you daily do under a jerk.

My calling - from above...
On the other hand is singing
In and out of love.

    -falling





For everything you do,
This Christina Aguilera song's for you.







What sum R sayin' @ ATI

Just watch out at 4am, when you haven't slept in 24
hours, your eyes are 1/2 shut... You look at one of 
the ATi issues... And freak out because you have no
idea what you're reading! You're only aware that
something is making your mind spin at mach 5, and 
everything makes sense, but at the same time it 
doesn't! Am I even making sense?
  --zapix









dedication: Tito Puente 1923-2000

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