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TRUMPETS AND DRUM ROLLS PLEASE, Make Way For Super Spam.
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Du, du na na! And you with the Kazoo, hey! Pipe down
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over there...
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As you know, every year here at ATI headquarters in the
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sunny anarchic circle, we gather up all the spam we've
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received for 300 days or so and spit it all into one
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big e-pulp machine. Then we form it into something so
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much the more palatable - you almost wouldn't recognize
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it. Betcha didn't know spam was so malleable, didja?
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Well, now you know - we use pliers. Here you have it.
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The new millenium's SuperSpam. Get it wherever toys
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are so old. We thought of calling it spam2000, or spam2K
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but it just didn't have a certain ring. That "je ne sais
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dois," so we're just calling it Super Spam. The textphile
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you probably haven't been waiting for.
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Look, it's the end of the winter months, and the internet
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is just fraught with cynicism, sometimes you just have to
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go giggle or something for no good reason.
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Presidents have the State of the Union Address, Sports
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fans have their SuperBowl, lovers have St. Valentino,
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people who can't tell time have Halloween, and just between
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you and me - You got a second? You ready for this? We've got
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SuperSpam (tm). It's fool proof. Well, fool hardy maybe, but
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here you go. Keep this under your hat. And for Pete Moss'
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sake, don't forward this to anyone else.
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Venceremos,
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Prime Anarchist
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e&p ATI ezine since 1988
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>>>>>>>>>>>> Super Spam II Section Of ATI <<<<<<<<<<<
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I hope you are sitting down for this one...because
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what I'm about to present is something I've never done
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before...something that I'll never do again.... So PAY
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ATTENTION! Removal Instructions can be found at the
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bottom of this page!
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If you don't wish to be let in on something that'll blow
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you away, please reply to primeanarchist@microsuxx.com and
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tell me.
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To be removed from future mailings CLICK DELETE NOW.
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To be removed from our mailing list please reply, so if
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this is something you are interested in...RUSH me a check.
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To be removed from our list, simply click at the bottom.
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Now you may not be interested in saving money; that's fine.
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This message is being sent by a Responsible Advertiser:
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Look, we don't want to waste your time...or ours. Sorry to
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bother you, if you have no interest in this envelope,
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remove the money, and open an account.
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Guaranteed to perform or money back! If you can send an
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e-mail message, then you're on your way to the bank.
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Remember, these will include a pre-approved application
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for a merchant account for your business benefit. Don't
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delay. It don't get better than this!
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It just Doesn't Matter - Everyone Gets Approved. Everyone!
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Everyone including diabetics, are PROVEN WINNERS. If I can
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do this, so can you! If you would like to make yourself a
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pile, simply fill out the order form below and fax it or
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send it to our Internet Spy.
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But there is one drawback...
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If you are normal and want to make money click here.
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If You've Answered NO To That Question, Would You Like a
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100% HERBAL SENSATION? If you decide to pass this up...
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Don't sweat it.
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Just keep reading..
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If you would like to get Viagra to reduce taxes by as
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much as 95%... improve responsiveness and assertiveness.
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If you would like to eliminate regularly, if you would
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like to cut down on your Viagra, making you "Sue-Proof,"
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and if you would like to earn more on your investments,
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then you should email primeanarchist@microsuxx.com now!
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Note: This e-mail contains information about FOX, NBC,
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CBS & ABC. Most of you have heard the hype about $150
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MILLION in JUST 60 days! It's all 200% true!
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GO FOR IT NOW!!
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ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA THE QUICKEST ORDER NOW! ORDER
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NOW! Free Pre-Approved Account with Order!! LIMITED TIME
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OFFER: ORDER TODAY! ORDER TWICE!! To Fax orders only To
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Fax orders only TO ORDER To Fax orders only Mail Check
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or Money order to: primeanarchist@microsuxx.com We do
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wait until personal checks clear our bank before mailing
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your order.
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Just keep reading..
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Find that girl you met, plus if you order before 12Dec99, I
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will include three miracles!!! Plus I'll rush you your own mail
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order business up and running for just a few bucks! You will be
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receiving orders and making money in your sleep!!! Can you imagine
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how many $5 bills it takes to get to the moon?
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ATTENTION: ORDERS OUTSIDE THE US must complete step-by-step instructions:
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STEP 1 - Print your email address at the bottom of this message.
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STEP 2 - Type or print your order information into the order form
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STEP 3 - Mail order form and payment to the address below
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STEP 4 - Read the instructions carefully
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STEP 5 - Send an e-mail message to our Internet Spy
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STEP 6 - Repeat these SIX STEPS for each time you wish to be a billionaire!
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TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS: This product is safe for everyone,
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It is Completely Safe! No negative side effects! User friendly,
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easy to use - IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!! And no typing in Internet
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addresses! http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati94.html the easy way;
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so you'll understand how easy it is, do it the easy way! It's as
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easy as 1. 2. 3. No Upfront Fees For anyone using the Internet!
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WE CHARGE ZERO FOR SETUP FEES!!! Application fee will be waved
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for the first 20,000 people. ALL THE MONEY will be returned to
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you! You can know EVERYTHING they don't want you to know! You
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will be shocked and amazed all on the Internet AND IN FACT, you
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may also send one of your own. See the method that is secretly
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taking the internet by storm and throughout the Internet!
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Just keep reading..
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You can start to win even the day you receive the package.
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Be astonished by what you'll learn, even more than you ever
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thought possible... Everything you need to make a killing will
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help you to let you have the easiest money, and you know what?
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You will never have to pay me for as long as you wish - In fact
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you get to make a ton of money while you sleep. Do you know how
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long it takes to sleep off ONE BILLION DOLLARS? YOU CAN EVEN sell
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the entire publishing company - giving YOU FULL profit!!! If you
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are stumped on something from sexual dysfunctions then this offer
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is for you!
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It helps to enhance a younger looking body since a younger
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feeling body is all natural and enhances your experience naturally.
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<<<<<<<<<<<< REMOVE SECTION >>>>>>>>>>>
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DISCLAIMER:
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If you click here you are accepting the mail and
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can not call it spam. The seller of this house WILL
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NOT be held responsible for Viagra! Your request
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to be removed must be processed within 24 hours, no
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matter how the purchaser chooses to use its resources.
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All REMOVE requests AUTOMATICALLY honored upon receipt.
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Removal Instructions can be found at the top of this
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page!
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WARNING:
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If you "reply" and put the Code "#ILLB-DUPED2" in the
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subject line, you will not be removed. The process is
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automated. If you do not want to receive the message
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again, sell it the same day you have received it. Please
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inform us by email for deletion. You also receive copies
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of KILLER ads at: http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati94.html
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or email: primeanarchist@microsuxx.com
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Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU and Here's to Bigger and
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Better Viagra in the coming millenium!!!
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>>>>>>>>>>> end of Super Spam II Section Of ATI <<<<<<<<<<<<
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This has been an issue of ATI in conjunction junction with
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Prime Anarchist Productions.
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send all contributions, constructions, constraints and concert
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clips to ati@etext.org
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And as always (at least this year!!!) see us on our brand NEW
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and improved, 12 out of 9 mathematicians surveyed, absolutely
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FREE web page: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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By the way, this spamcarving (tm) brought to you by P A P.
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/ / /
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Prime
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Anarchist
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Productions
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All hate mail should be addressed to us with a proper accurate
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return address and:
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1) Leave the top right corner completely blank.
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2) Open the rectangular receipt in your mailbox 5 days later.
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3) Read it.
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4) Read it a SECOND time.
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5) Throw it away smiling or frowning (your choice.)
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That's how we get even.
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Especially if you're not too bright.
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(the end)
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