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Chirp Chirp
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The sun is out. 1
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The moon is full 6
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And I hear birds that 4
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Aren't usually expected
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Until February or March...
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Is that 3 or 4 weeks early???
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O N S A C R E D G R O U N D
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IT'S:
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\/\\ \\, \\
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Anarkikal Tunes, Indonesionary. 9901310000
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OPEN LETTER TO ALANIS MORRISSETTE
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Keep our ex-bedroom
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Out of your literature.
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Marcus
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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FROM THE PUB...
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There's something I
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R E A L L Y
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like about Chumbawamba.
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I don't know what it is yet...
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http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
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Hola, How's your week?
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Mine's fine. Pretty fly for
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a work week.
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I guess if I had to pick a theme
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for this issue. It's been muzik.
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So enjoy it or else.
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30January: wow. Comin' up on 'a last day a
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the 1st month a the las' year a the nex
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millenium. Don' 4-get: we're the 1st, 3rd
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or 4th world also, dependin' who's countin'
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OPEN LETTER TO JERRY FALWELL
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Dear Farwell,
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You gotta serve somebody.
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Christalmighty, Jerry.
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Make up your F-ing mind. You've been
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"both" for too long Jerry, you
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bastard son of a pig-vomit jew bashing
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false prophet nazi screw-head.
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Stop inviting me to tribulation!
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You'll have to go it alone. Fat, dumb
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and alone. We have met Mathew Shepherd's
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killer perhaps. I guess most of us were
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just looking in the wrong pulpit.
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Pissed at you,
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marco
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----(---)----
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It's been 100 weeks since
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Prime came "above ground."
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Time for reflection? Nah.
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"It's on me today," she says.
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There's places in town that won't let
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you pay for your coffee. The wages of
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death in Chiapas must have come down low
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this year; for java to be so do-able.
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Was there a harvest afterall?
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Can you say weird weather??
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And Nicolai Tesla drinks a Jolt Cola
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(mt) as lightning strikes his coffin for
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the 596th time this year!
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TV SCOOP - NBC will air "The 60's" Feb 12.
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MOVIE SCOOPS - Same day (feb 12) Sarah
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Michelle Geller is a magical chef. Her
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mystical "recipes" snare a power yuppie
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guy played by Sean Patrick Flanery.
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He suspects her of being a witch. or at
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least a democrat.
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Oh yeah. FOX.
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Oh yeah. Movie's called "SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE"
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April 9 - ibid. (fox) Drew Barrymore, one
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of 3 producers, brings us "NEVER BEEN KISSED."
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Drew's a copyeditor at the Chicago SunTimes
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who yearns
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to become a reporter. She gets an ass
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ignment but it turns out to be the "one from
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hell."
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She must go undercover at a local high school
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to report on today's teenagers. 25 years old,
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she falls in love with a school-teen.
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[they don't tell us boy
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or girl. your call.-ed]
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uh oh.
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Prime Audi...
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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Numbas, Rhumbas and Tumbas:
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http://www.capecodonline.com/cctimes/edits/seang.htm
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http://www.angelfire.com/on/GEAR2000
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http://www.thehumanbean.com
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http://planet-peace.org/trudell
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http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
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http://www.igc.org/epic
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http://www.cco.org
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http://members.aol.com/noreroute/Highway_55_occupation.html
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http://www.columbia.edu/~carson/JohnDoe
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http://marco.franklins.net
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http://www.secola.com
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http://micasa.yupi.com/Elenarubio
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http://www.imunotex.com/tobacco
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http://www.soundofamerica.com
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http://www.recordresearch.com
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http://www.webactive.com/webactive/pacifica/demnow/dn981012.html
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http://www.csalunch.org
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http://www.berkshire.net/~ifas/activist/index
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http://theory.lcs/mit.edu/~mernst/media/#time-sensitive
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http://www.votelink.com
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http://www.billmiller.net
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http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~sheridan.media.html
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http://www.cais.com/makulow/vlj.html
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"In my opinion, the majority of college
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students have really bad taste in music."
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-- Sheri Soquet
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'Zineright. Madison, WI.
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OUR READERS SEND US LETTUCE:
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Hello
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I found some of your work on the web
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and wanted to invite you to visit
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our literary journal -
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A Writer's Choice.
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Please feel free to submit.
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http://members.spree.com/writer/
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Thank you and Good luck,
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Leslie B
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Editor
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> as one clown to another
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> I gotta say
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> That's the best dang thang
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> I've read all day!
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JRP
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Cape Town, January 17th, 1999
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Dear Editor,
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Do you want 50% of my offshore profits?
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is John Robertson
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and I'm the owner of...
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[dear john. no.]
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HI. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS INTRUSION ,
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BUT YOU MAY THANK ME FOR THIS .
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COULD YOU USE AN EXTRA $25,000
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NEXT MONTH?
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[not if it's in all caps.
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SPAM quieter please.]
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Marc, Thanks for your help. I will
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check it out and see what I can find.
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I was able to locate an e-mail address
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for the person in charge of this...
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Not ____, but __________. Your info
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will be helpful for keeping up on what
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others are doing. This year could be
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very interesting all around.
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Peace to you
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Willow (416)
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( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
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(235 weekdays 'til the year 2000)
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( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
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to: ati@etext.org
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Hi, I just got around to reading
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my guestbook, and you posted
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something in there about Pepe's Pizza
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or something.
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If I've thoroughly confused you, I'm
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the editor/jackass of PISS (stupid
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fucking name, stupid fucking text files,
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that's my motto), and I followed your
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link to ATI, which I thoroughly enjoy.
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defen
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http://thor.prohosting.com/~defen
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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if i dared to pie amy from
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the indigo girls...rachel
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(my daughter) would have had
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my head on a platter....
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ARON KAY
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...http://www.pieman.org
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...http://www.calyx.net/~pieman
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IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
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to: ati@etext.org
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lol
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well, 2cool.usuck.com is the same page,
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usuck.com is a link forwarding (not sure
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if thats the right word) company.
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2cool.usuck.com is easier to
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remember than members.xoom.com/rapidwien
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anyway thanx for the comments :)
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I just updated my page a little,
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so cu again soon :)
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Michi
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Marco:
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I missed the beginning, but I take it
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you're cataloguing the commercial
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exploitation of anti-establishment rock?
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In that case, I nearly barfed when I heard
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Jimi Hendrix fabulous electric star
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spangled banner wafting from the living
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room and bolted in -- only to discover
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they were selling US Treasury notes.
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Talk about a headwrench! Waugh!
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They're stealing the 60s from me!
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Beau
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( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
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Please Be Careful, The Beverage
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You are about to Enjoy Is Hot!
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( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
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MEXICO CITY. ['fone interview conducted
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3jan99 in cyberspangish by marco]
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Q. Where did you learn to put chili
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pepper powder inside a prisoner's
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hood so their eyes would sting
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while you beat and interrogate?
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A. I was at the SOA in Columbus, GA
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In 1997.
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Q. Was this ever done to you to show
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you how it's done?
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A. Y
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Q. In class or on the street?
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A. Y
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Q. In the School?
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A. Y
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Q. Who taught you that?
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A. Cannot say.
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MUSICAL MASTURB
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a POME by MARCO
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The hair,
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the cigarette
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and the stratocaster.
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How many ways can he play
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the Em scale in
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those two
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positions?
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-D.D.-
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ALWAYS REMEMBER: A PAIR OF D'S
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ALWAYS BEATS A ROYAL FLUSH.
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What Song Is This
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(c) 1599 Mark Y2K Bachenheimer
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Ded. Harry Fox, Corp
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Em D D#dim
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What song is this that goes untabbed
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Em F#7 B
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yet plays on the radio constantly.
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Em D D#dim
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I've heard it on seven stations so far
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Em Am Em Am Em
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and wish to master it perfectly.
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G D D#dim
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This, this, is olga.net
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Em Am F#7 B7
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where you can find mostly anything
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G D D#dim
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This, this is where you should look
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Em B7 Em-Am-Am-Em (*)
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Or else ask here in alt.guitar.tab
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----<>----
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*I like to put a bright E,
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or sometimes G & C here.
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( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
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...by the year 2000 you'll
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be another year older...
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( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
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And in other parody newz...
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To the Tune of Twilight Time by 4 middle
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aged lightly complected men.
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G B+
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Unleavened bread is just as tasty
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B7
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At ten of nine.
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Em
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Don't let 'em kiss your lips too hasty
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G7
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Before it's time.
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C Cm
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When purple raisin nutbread
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G E9
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Tastes just like the clay
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A9
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I hear you
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A7 Am7 D7
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We need a drink of wine.
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G B+
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Deep dish pizza with garlic splendor
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B7
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Is so much fun
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Em
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Finger food has that sweet surrender
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G7
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Look what you've done
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C Cm
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I count the boring meals
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G E9
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Til you cook with me
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A9
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Together
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D7 G
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At last at ten of nine.
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B B7
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Here in the oven baking clay
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Em Cdim Em Cdim Em
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We keep our art so seperate from our food.
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A7
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Here! In a hurry; microwave
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D7
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I give you latitude
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C G Bbm D7
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'Cause I'm your dude.
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G
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Deep in the dark your food will thrill me
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B+ B7
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Like old port cheese
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Em
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Lighting the spark of love that fills me
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G7
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Tobasco please.
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C Cm
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Each day I pray for evening
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G E9
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Just to cook with you.
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A9
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Please tell me
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D7 G
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It isn't just the wine.
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-=-=-=-
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and do you prefer Coke or TAB?
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g------------------------- :// (repeat once)
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d-4-----2-2(5 more times)
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a-2-4-4-0-0(5 more times)
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--6-----4-4-3-4--4-4-3-4-- (repeat whole thing
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--4-6-6-2-2-1-2--2-2-1-2-- ad nauseum)
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First one to guess it gets a
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crunchy eskimo pie.
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I'll send it via matter modem.
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At 28.8 allow 4-6 weeks for
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delivery. Some settling may occur.
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Void where prohibited by claw,
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Operators are standing by,
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To take you to the mall...
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-=-=-=-
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FOR RELEASE "INMEDIATELY"
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A Dineh delegation just traveled to
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Los Angeles for a House of Blues
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MLK, Jr. Benefit Concert on Sunday,
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January 17th to honor the Dineh.
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The delegation consisted of
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Roberta Blackgoat, Pauline Whitesinger,
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Glenna Begay, Caroline Tohannie,
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Rena Babbitt Lane, John Lane,
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John Benally, Leonard Benally,
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Tom Bedonie, Carlos Begay,
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Lenora Hathalie, and others.
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John Trudell, Jackson Browne,
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Indigenous, Medusa, Mauro Olivera,
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Floyd Westerman and others performed.
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It was at the House of Blues in Los
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Angeles in the presence of over
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1,000 people that Roberta Blackgoat
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received a Martin Luther King Jr.
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Human Rights award 'I Have a Dream'
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on behalf of Sovereign Dineh Nation.
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Liberato Bautista, Assistant General
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Secretary of the General Board of
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Church and Society of the United
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Methodist Church was in LA at the
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time and spoke, announcing that
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he will be joining the Dineh
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delegation in Geneva.
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In LA, we did two radio programs and
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a demonstration at Southern California
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Edison. The electricity used to light
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up LA comes from the Mohave Generating
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Station-currently under suit by the
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Grand Canyon Trust and Sierra Club-
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supplied with coal from Peabody Coal
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Company's Black Mesa mine.
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html
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GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #4
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GrrlaGitGrrl sent this in.
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Pick a restaurant.
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Show up.
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Play 1 hour.
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Smile a lot.
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Act like you already have permission.
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Pack up, walk in kitchen, ask for the
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sandwich you're supposed to get.
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Leave with smile on face, full tummy
|
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and satisfied Karma in soul.
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Glow 'til next time.
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GGG (011 34 3)
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[nice. easier said than done
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here, but I'm gonna try -ed]
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-(0)-
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NEWZ FROM THE NORTHCOAST. UNDER
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JESSE NO-BRAINER VENTURA'S NOSE:
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Or At Least On His Watch Now.
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|
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Marc,
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You can use what I said about the drum.
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But it's relevant to get it all in
|
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|
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there, the sweat lodge was taken down.
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|
|
The sacred fire was put out with a
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|
|
fire extinguisher. Tipis were torn
|
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|
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apart because they don't know how
|
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|
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to takedown a lodge. Lodge poles snapped,
|
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|
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I think some were burned. This non-
|
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|
|
violent encampment was set up to
|
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|
|
prevent the breaking of several
|
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|
|
federal laws. To prevent a park from
|
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|
|
being cut in half, all to save
|
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|
|
motorists 3 minutes to the Mall Of Amerika.
|
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|
|
This road is way illegal, but it was
|
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|
|
tied to light-rail, so it must be good,
|
|||
|
|
right? We're all for light rail but
|
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|
|
wouldn't it make more sense just to
|
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|
|
put the light rail in and see what
|
|||
|
|
happens, see if people get out
|
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|
|
of their cars?
|
|||
|
|
Well, I could go on for hours, it has
|
|||
|
|
been what my life is about for the
|
|||
|
|
past 5 months.
|
|||
|
|
Here's the url, just in case:
|
|||
|
|
[see #'s run]
|
|||
|
|
Start raising hell in Green Bay, Marc
|
|||
|
|
we need all the help we can get.
|
|||
|
|
Some of the people at camp are
|
|||
|
|
going down to Big Mountain in
|
|||
|
|
the next couple of days and months
|
|||
|
|
to help out there too. Personally
|
|||
|
|
I want to go out to Yellowstone
|
|||
|
|
to protect Buffalo, but I must
|
|||
|
|
stay to see this through.
|
|||
|
|
The American Indian Movement
|
|||
|
|
and Earth First! are still
|
|||
|
|
standing strong as brothers and
|
|||
|
|
sisters, it's a beautiful thing to see.
|
|||
|
|
In Struggle,
|
|||
|
|
Robert (redbeard)
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
-----------------------
|
|||
|
|
primeanarchistworldnewz
|
|||
|
|
-----------------------
|
|||
|
|
MOOSE POOP SOUP: Big Wet Hit Or Flop?
|
|||
|
|
<PAWN> - Duluth. Yeah. You heard right.
|
|||
|
|
Moose Poop Soup.
|
|||
|
|
Culinary artist, sculptor and cafe
|
|||
|
|
owner Mai Young Blz says she's starting
|
|||
|
|
what's sure to be the biggest fad since
|
|||
|
|
The Beatles and the Hansens invented Ed
|
|||
|
|
Sullivan.
|
|||
|
|
"Sure, there's stone soup," said Blz
|
|||
|
|
"I've had it, it's great. And birdsnest,
|
|||
|
|
and there's moose poop jewelry sells so
|
|||
|
|
well around Montana and Colorado."
|
|||
|
|
She claims people have cooked with
|
|||
|
|
gems and even brass rings for thousands
|
|||
|
|
of years and no one's gotten sick.
|
|||
|
|
Why there's even a bartender in Gnome,
|
|||
|
|
AK who uses old frostbitten fingers to
|
|||
|
|
replace the olives in martinis.
|
|||
|
|
Our chef says popular, but "yuk."
|
|||
|
|
"I'd eat petrified moosepoop in a heart
|
|||
|
|
beat," she said, "before drinking something
|
|||
|
|
near a frostbitten finger."
|
|||
|
|
"The poop's been clean for years. You
|
|||
|
|
never know WHERE that finger's been!"
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
"ha!! I Kill me!!"
|
|||
|
|
--Alf
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
And now our usual poetical
|
|||
|
|
hermetically sealed, onionpeeled,
|
|||
|
|
crying, lying, spit in the 'toon
|
|||
|
|
car-drivin' go speed racer go
|
|||
|
|
get 'em let 'em bet 'em wet
|
|||
|
|
noodle, strudel and attitudinal
|
|||
|
|
dry dream of an ending.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Because here at ATI, we always
|
|||
|
|
go out with a POEM.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
RC
|
|||
|
|
FREEDOM...
|
|||
|
|
To Choose the best-tasting
|
|||
|
|
Cola. That's what Royal
|
|||
|
|
Clown has stood for ever
|
|||
|
|
Since it was first created in
|
|||
|
|
Columbus, Georgia back in
|
|||
|
|
1905. The freedom to decide
|
|||
|
|
Who you are and what you
|
|||
|
|
think. There's nothing more
|
|||
|
|
American than that.
|
|||
|
|
So, be free.
|
|||
|
|
Think RC.
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
|
|||
|
|
please don't feedback the writers
|
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|
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|
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|
|
|
|||
|
|
- ati@etext.org -
|
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