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"You're not one a them Earthy Crunchies, R U?"
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--Kathryn, Menomenee and Lakota from Standing Rock, SD
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22Aug98
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aaa ttttttt iiiii
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a a 1 t 4 iiiii 1
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Issue 141, and the moon is new.
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/ - - - -/
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/ PRESS /
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/ ENTER /
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/ TO EXIT/
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/- - - - /
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DID SOMEONE ORDER P
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A SPAM AND CHEESE PIZZA? R
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I ordered a thin crust I California Pesto delivered today:
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Olive oil, fresh garlic, M basil, covered w/ mozzerella. Mmmm.
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Sounded splendorifically, E stupendously scrumptious.
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It came in a flat bag with that map on it which shows you
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which part of Italy A is north and which is south.
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Almost half as big as N that map was the now-all-too familiar
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"REAL" symbol that A tells you you'd better do some pushups
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when you're done R eating because there's probably a little
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of that bovine C growth hormone mixed in with your cheese.
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But that's OK, H The real problem I'm writing about this
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week is much less I subtle. Perhaps subterranean, subliminal
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AND simply self- S evident.
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Stapled to T my receipt was honest to goodness, down to
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earth low-tech S spam.
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1) free movie or game rental coupon. 1 ea.
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2) free C lighter coupon with any purchase at a
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tobacconist.O 2 ea.
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3) $50 L signing bonus and $325 for each referral for
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a full- U time job at a 3rd shift cleaning company.
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Call M 1-800-WHY-WORK for an application. 1 ea.
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Listen, I don't mind spam with my JUNO mail -- it's the price
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I pay for one of my accounts to remain "totally free, the way email
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was meant to be." But keep unsolicited junk mail away from my
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lunch; selling me sausage with my supper would suck. Beware of my
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disposition around breakfast too. I'm likely browbeating you like
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a mamma brownbear if you try to tuck little blue brochures in my
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breadbox.
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</>Prime Anarchist<\>
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Ypsilanti Michigan you're gonna like this
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4pm 8-21-98 issue. especially the
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PS: LOOSE WAIST NOW crunchy crab-cakes. oh, and
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ASK MY COW HOW issue 141 is dedicated to
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Cotton Candy at Bay Beach, WI
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|MY ATI|
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SHOUTS TO:
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Darryl Cherney, Peg Millet, Dana Lyons,
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Cecilia Ostrow, Greg Keeler, Robert Hoyt,
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Tara Carnes, Marauder, Jesus,
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Joanne Rand, Spring, and Ann Arkey.
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"Hillary wanted to go shopping at Shanghai Tang, on Pedder
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Street. A nice store, but there's a Shanghai Tang on Madison
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Avenue, New York, where traffic is tied up already."
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PJ O'Rourke. International Affairs Desk. Rolling Stone.
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About Clinton's recent trip to China bringing an entourage of
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lakkies, groupies and losers that would make Frank Sinatra look like
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a wreckloose. (sic.)
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(ed note: there's a really potent article on the fastfood
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industry in RS 794 too. pg. 58 if you need that. (Not counting
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pullouts, smellies and postage paids) not sure if it's on
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http://www.rollingstone.com I didn't think to look; I bought paper
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this week.)
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<?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
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&now4 lettuce. lettuce 2 d'ettigors...
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<!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
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Before my Email bottomed out on me a while back, you and I
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were discussing the possibilities of converting your ATI
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Newsletter to a home page that I could host on my WebSite.
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Did anything come of this idea from your end?
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Phil (614)
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To The Editor of ATI:
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Subject: Found on the net.....
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http://www.lysator.liu.se/etexts/hacker/digital1.html
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Most any underground board not
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hopelessly lame and out-of-it would feature
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a complete run of Phrack - and, possibly,
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the lesser-known standards of the underground:
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the Legion of Doom Technical Journal, the
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obscene and raucous Cult of the Dead Cow files,
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P/HUN magazine, Pirate, the Syndicate Reports,
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and perhaps the highly anarcho-political
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Activist Times Incorporated.
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From: deeply and bridget (206) and (973)
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AN OPEN LETTER TO TAYLOR AND DEIDRE:
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No, I wasn't ever on Reading Rainbow.
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marco (414)
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A Letter:
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P!
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Schmuck Richardson (718)
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<!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
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a dress all lettuce 2:
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ati@etext.org
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<?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
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Terror Ferret
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Inspired by reasons that totally escape memory now,
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Jason bought a pet Ferret in 1986. Ferrets are small,
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long rodents that resemble minks or weasels,
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domesticated for possibly thousands of years and
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bred for docility and in many cases albinoism.
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They are also known to have a very strong vicious streak
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if not disciplined at an early age. In the case of Jason's
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ferret, his reticence to hitting the ferret when she bit or
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attacked him or others (mostly because she was a runt female,
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and therefore extremely small for a ferret)
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caused her to be a pure ball of anger 24 hours a day.
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She would attack people, walls, and anything else she
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percieved as a threat, including her own shadow.
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For this her original name (Ferrah) became overshadowed
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by her nickname, "Terror Ferret".
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When The Works was put up, Jason listed Terror Ferret
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as his co-sysop, and indeed, she lived right next to
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the machine The Works resided on, in the Computer Half
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of Jason's Bedroom.
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Sadly, Terror Ferret's overbreeding (she was bought in
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a pet store) contributed to her catching pneumonia a year
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and a half after she was purchased and she died
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at the age of 2.
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()()()()()()()()()()()()
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()()()()the mighty hinge: ()()()()
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()()()()()()()()()()()()
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PAP #'s have been running since Infomaniack BBS days,
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The Works days, and Jackie Martling's fonefreekline
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got to its 10th year. (by the way, the TAPster is
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still up at the same # 516-922-wine. Anyone know if
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mojo's 619-KING is still up? I'll have to call and see.)
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http://www.ioa.com/home/cprnbrill/CriticalMasses
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http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/fab1.html
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http://www.acm.und.edu/~akeem/how.html
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http://www.billboard.com
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http://www.theworks.org
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http://www.works.org
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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http://www.olga.net
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/carulli.html
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http://www.suck.com
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http://www.medicine.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/traceroute
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http://www.tollfree.att.net/dir800
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http://www.muohio.edu/directory
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http://marco.franklins.net
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|MY ATI| your TRUSTED FRIEND
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------ til the very END
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#9 Storage and Disposal. The storage and disposal portion of
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the label tells you under what conditions to store pesticides
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and how to throw away pesticides safely. Find the Storage and
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Disposal section on the sample label.
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Fah-q's column
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column
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Fah-q column
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went on column The shop has
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the road column a very unique name:
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for the column Klekolo (Clay-ko-lo) An African word
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first time column from Mali" A system of rules to live by
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in a while. column for peace and harmony in the world"
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ATI went to a column What a place, there were people
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kewl coffee shop column standing around outside drinking coffee,
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in Middletown CT column talking, smoking and having a good
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this week. column time on some benches that were there.
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Inside there was a poetry reading going on.
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One of the titles that I remember was "Just Go" there were more
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but as happens to me all the time i can't read my notes.
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But, this coming Wednesday Jesus, catwoman (jesus what is
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her handle?) and I will go back and I will be bringing my
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micro-recorder and I will get my notes in voice.
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Please if you are in the area and have some
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time come by and see me read some of my stuff that has been
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collecting dust for years. YES I will be reading some of my poems
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(even if jesus keeps saying "no you ain't)
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181 Court Street
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Middletown, CT
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06457
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(860)343-9444
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klekolo@aol.com
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|MY ATI|
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APPEARING AT A FUNNY BONE NEAR YOU!!!
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Dan Grueter
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Vince Morris
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Untamed Shrews (rated X)
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The Legendary Wid
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Mark Weisenheimer
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Doc Barham
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Chris Titus
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TC Hatter & Marcianne
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Sam Griesbaum
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Bob Nelson
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Jiffy Jeff
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Eppy Eppeman
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Football Guy
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And a special "piss off" to Mitzi, Howie and Paulie.
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(PAWN) Prime Anarchist Whirld Newz is a PAP production.
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(Figger at 1 out...)
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Mainstreet, USA - 7-11 Fighting Literacy.
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Starting this week 7-11, a Southland Corporation, will
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begin calling themselves Seven Until Eleven.
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Also, when you leave the store, a speech synthesizer
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near the door will say, "thank you, have a nice day; and
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you are five foot ten inches tall. Good bye."
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ANOTHER MAN'S DONE GONE
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w. woodie guthrie m. billy bragg
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Sometimes I think I'm gonna lose my mind | But it
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don't look like I ever do | I loved so many people
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everywhere I went | Some too much, others not
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enough | I don't know, I may go down or up or any-
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where | But I feel like this scribbling might stay |
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Maybe if I hadn't of seen so much hard feelings | I
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might not could have felt other people's | So when
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you think of me, if and when you do, | just say,
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well, another man's done gone | Well, another
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man's done gone
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|MY ATI| Your Trusted Friend Since 1988
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Bikini Buskin
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a poem by the prime anarchist
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Tanya and Kerry, come back
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From Shawano, your bikinis
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Tipped me twice.
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Can't get enough; I synthesize
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both Bad Company
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AND Smashmouth.
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Lemo-nemon-ade is free
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So long as I'm learning
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Raindrops keep falling
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On my head.
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Dancin flatfoot wearin kokopeli legs.
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She tips the busker wearin koko's necklace.
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And his shoulderblade tattoo
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Too.
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Kokopeli stickin out of your
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Bikini would about
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Kill me.
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Is this the Real World or The Way?
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Why'd you dunk your cotton candy
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In my lemonemonade?
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Tanya and Kerry - you were sweet.
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Come back.
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|MY ATI| your TRUSTED FRIEND
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------ til the very END
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<!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
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a dress all lettuce 2:
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ati@etext.org
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