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Hola, I'm prime anarchist reporting from the
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Anarchic Circle and this is my column for
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ThirstDay, 1-13-00.
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Overheard on radio. "How come teachers have to
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take their skateboards every year?"
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Nepotism Watch: Alex Alda. Alan? Kiernan Culkin.
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Macauley?
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CIDER HOUSE RULES: Homer's Odyssey.
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A great metaphor for both sides or neither side.
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Your tool to make your choice freely -- without
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fear, persecution or reactionary stupidity.
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John Irving may have written the 20th Century's
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only real American Classic. - just my opinion. Has
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anyone seen the movie yet? I hear Eryka Badu's a
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hottie in it. I read the book.
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"TB is spread when a person with active TB
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coughs, sings, or speaks and you breath the
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contaminated air," says a poster on the wall
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where I'm waiting to see the doctor.
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Imagine being told you can't sing anymore? I can't
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grasp that on ANY level. Wow, yuck. Inthunkable.
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ADBUSTING. You've got two table parts you want to
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use sandwiching one or two leaves from last holiday,
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but they're sunbleached. It's time to blend them in,
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isn't it?
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CUE-TIP#5. Take the peels from a lemonade you just
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made from scratch. Boil them with one or two cups of
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water for 20-30 minutes. Find a 100% cotton rag, and
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dunk it in the hot lemonwater once it's just cool
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enough to not scald. Rub and rub and watch the magic.
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Of course, you COULD always buy 2 or 3 rounds of
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commercial products - but brace yourself for the
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extra elbow grease, asthma, eczema and allergies.
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FOR THE RECORD: Prime Anarchist has never owned or
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operated a Mont Blanc pen.
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Prime saying, have an ice day.
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