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* Evil Angels Presents... *
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* Anarchistic Tendancies... Part III *
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* (Version 2. - Due to Legal Hassels) *
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* How to run a Bulletin Board.... *
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* ... by Fearless Fred. *
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+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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| Ring these Boards! |
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| -> The Twilite Zone. 5620686. 300/300 1200/1200. 24 hours a day! |
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| -> Pacific Island. 8902174. 300/300 ONLY. 24 hours a day! |
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Loggin on...
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The first way to piss of users is wait till they are entering their
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password, and as they enter it, hit a random letter. Simple, they don't
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know you're there, they stuff up their password, and get logged off
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totally confused, and think they've forgotten their password!
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Once they're on...
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This is when the real fun starts! One can do many thing to totally confuse
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and bugger up a user.
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Start with hitting Control-S. That stops sending stuff. To the user, it
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looks as if the board has just frozen up, and think that it has crashed.
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Then hang up!
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The smart-ass users who know that will try hitting return a couple of
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times and a Control-Q. So they have suspicions that something is wrong...
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that the sysop doesn't like them... they Yell.
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There's a couple of things you can do....
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1. Totally ignor the Yell... and go one with other things.
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2. Sit there and cancel the Yell.
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(That's annoying to them, but not much fun because you can't see the
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frustration!)
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3. Answer the Yell... tell them to piss off, and put them back to the
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board, and go one with other things.
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4. The best... answer the yell, but don't say anything...
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It's great fun to see the person trying to get your attention,
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and eventually giving up after 5-10 minutes, and then finding out
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that the only way out of chat is to hang up... of course, that's
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after some serious abuse. What you can do is put all what they say to
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you in a text file, and send it to them in a message.
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Files...
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When someone is downloading a file you wait till it has almost finished...
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like has sent 99 out of the 101 X-Modem blocks, and cancel the download.
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It's best when it is a program rather than a text file because the program
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will stuff up. What's more, OPUS remembers the amount sent, and adds it to
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the total downloaded.
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Another thing to do is when they go into the file area, drop their privs
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so that all they can do is see the files but not download them.
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Messages...
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Something really unethical to do is when a real dork (like Captain Chaos)
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leaves you private messages, export them to disk and put them in a file
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area so that all your friends can laugh at him too!
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Accounts...
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Good thing to do is change where people come from. Just ask Lord Asmodeus,
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he now comes from Big Mother's Ass, funny that, I always was suspitious of
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him!
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Things Not to Do!
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Don't let any users get into DOS! This is like writing your PIN number on your
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credit card and leaving it in the machine. You are going to get FUCKED!
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Persons just setting up their own boards should take careful note of this!
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This Month's Awards.
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Loozer User of the Month goes to Lord Asmodeus.
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Confessed Nerd of the Month goes to Taxi Cab, Qix and the other names
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he uses.
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Birthday of the month... Fire Fox, 4 today!
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Cool Dood of the month goes to Lightening Bolt.
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Driver of the month goes to Thelonius Monk.
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Hoon of the month goes to ECH!? (What a beeeeeautiful Woman!)
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Soppy message of the month was written by Thelonius Monk to ECH,
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and will be available next issue.
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Salesman of the month goes Lounge Lizzard.
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Please note that there is now NO reference to any Mentats in this
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file. Also, there is NO reference to any boards that any Mentats run.
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Anarchistic Tendancies ///
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(C) Feb 29 1988
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YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS!
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* NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE *
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* PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITH OUT *
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* THE AUTHOR'S WRITTEN PERMISSION *
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* *
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* - That's a god-dammed warning *
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**************************************
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Thanx to:
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The R.A.C.V. for inflating Gem Gem's rear tyre twice in the last month.
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Thanks to all Mentats for their friendly persuasive and helpful suggestions
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for the editing of this file.
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