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__________ / /<2F>FTERSHOCK INC. \
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/ | | | | | The Fund. Christian File |
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/ | | _|__|_ | Issue #12 * 05/16/1993 |
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/| | || \ \ _ . by Meaty Smurf ._ /
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\ / DISCLAIMER : Congress Shall make no law
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\ / respecting an establishment of religion, or
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| | prohibiting the free excersize therof; or
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| | abriging the freedom of speech, or of the
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| | press; or the right of the people peaceably
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/<2F>FTERSHOCK to assemble, and to petition the Government
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for a redress of grievances..
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This file deals with several ways to bother, annoy and destroy the
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most ignorant, facist bunch of folks you will probably ever encounter..
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Fundamentalist KKKristians. Those people have got to be stopped before
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it's too late. They are the ones trying to ban just about every TV
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show that has ever existed except 700 Club and all those hippocrites.
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Who else tries to impose their beliefs on others more?? No one.
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We were very close to having Pat Robertson being near the whitehouse,
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which would permanately damage your "first amendment rights" the
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first amendment does not mean shit, it just looks nice that's why I
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have it up there. Anyways enough of my raving on, here's the file
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1. Finding the Right Church
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This is usually pretty easy, but you should pick the right church to abuse
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usually the best ones are Baptist or Mormons. The only that really need
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to be abused are the ones that you find on back addresses for pro-life (?)
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propaganda (More on that later).
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2. Start off Slowly
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Once you've picked a good one.. go in on sunday and just sit in a pew where
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there aren't any people and draw satanic things on the hymn books and bibles
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and the seats. That should really bother these people (It's good to start
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small for full effect). Wait until the middle of the service and yell as
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loud as you possibly can "How could any sane person believe any of this
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stuff. I am tired of this." and walk out. Hopefully before this you stole
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some money from the offering plate didn't you?
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3. Mail Fun
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Another annoying thing about these dicks is that they go onto our property
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and they give us those shit anti-abortion propaganda, you know those
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aborted fetuses and all that. Well since they are so nice to give us that
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we can return the favor by sending their church _Hustler_ or _High Times_
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or whatever else they might enjoy to their church.. also sex toys or
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something of the like. Also, check the books in the church office (They
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can be looked through easily on most) and addresses of some of the
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people are on there. Imagine what they would do? Not really like it..
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4. The next service
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Bring like 5 friends when you go, this will take the notice off you
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because they will remember you from last week. Again steal money..
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but this time laugh very loud at the bishop guy, make fun of something
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and if he says something stupid.. say "Prove it" he will be so
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pissed off it is beyond imaginability. Then after you have left call all
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your friends over to the church so they can eat all the phree ph00d!
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5. Conclusion
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Another good idea is to report the bishop to the police for child
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molestation.. Then have some other people do it. The police will undoubtly
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check it out. And everyone loves a child molestor preist right??
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The media will cover it, and it will ruin this persons reputation. BLaH..
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Seriously though, these people gain power every day because nobody votes
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we need to start voting unless we want to live in a country that will
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kill you for practicing a religion that is not their own.
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Call These Systems..... | IIRG WHQ Now a site! Call it up! |
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CUM <708>961/0927 | Outlands <907>247/4733 |
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Room 101 <708>265/1984 | <907>225/1219 |
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13th Avenue <206>PRI/VATE | Rune Stone <203>832/8441 |
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(C)1993 CanceR. What Rights? -EoF-
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