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From: rcl@cunixc.cc.columbia.edu (Robert C Lehman)
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
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Subject: An Important Top Ten List.
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Date: 21 Aug 89 13:53:57 GMT
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Reply-To: rcl@cunixc.cc.columbia.edu (Robert C Lehman)
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Organization: Columbia University
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Top Ten Problems with Netnews:
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10. Too many people think they're lawyers and know everything about
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copyright laws and how (and when) they're enforced.
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9. Too many people don't know how to use the "k" key when using rn.
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8. Too many people use notes to read news.
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7. Too many people who work for AT&T post messages.
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6. Cher doesn't have netnews access and can't reread her favorite
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top ten lists from "Late Night With David Letterman".
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5. Too many people use vi to compose their messages. Conseqeuently,
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too many people think vi is really an editor. On the other hand,
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not enough people use "cat" to compose their messages.
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4. Too many people who post messages live in states where they haven't
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won a World Series since about the time the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
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3. No one from Madison Square Garden reads rec.sport.hockey.
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2. People who like the Mets post obnoxious messages since Mookie Wilson
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has been traded.
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And the number one problem with news:
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1. Too many people take netnews too seriously.
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-Rob
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