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72 lines
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Yogi Sez
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Typed by the Gasman
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- "It's Deja Vu all over again"
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- "(Explaining a loss) We made too many wrong mistakes"
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- "The Game's not over until it's over"
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- "You give 100% the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the se
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cond half, you give what's left."
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- (on qoutes like these) "I really didn't sya everything I said."
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- (asked why he didn't been to a favorite restaurant lately) "It's so crowded, n
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obody goes there anymore."
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- "If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them
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."
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- (on being honored with a ""Yogi Berra Night") "I want to thank all you poeple
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for making this night necessary."
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- (asked, during spring training, what his hat size was) "I don't know, I'm not
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in shape yet!"
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- "You've got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, becauyse you m
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ight not get there."
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- "We have very deep depth."
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- (on seeing a Steve McQueen movie) "He must have made that before he died."
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- "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it kee
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ps up, I change bats...After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitti
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ng, how can I get mad at myself?"
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- (on meeting King Goerge IV) "Nice to meet you, King."
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- "Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
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- "It gets late early out there."
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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