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-=TRASH=-
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I'm sure that some of the funniest things you'll ever read come from trashy
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"newspapers" like The Enquirer, The Star, etc... Well, just for fun, us down
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here at Pet Sematary taken the best of these articles and put them together in
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our collection which we affectionately call"Trash". So, without further adeu,
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have fun......
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Worshippers Prayers revive dead woman!!!
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An awestruck congregation watched and prayed as they witnessed a real-life
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miracle- the raising of a woman from the dead!
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More than 500 worshippers at the Richmond Christian Center Is Richmind,Va.,
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saw Evelyn Pierce,52, fall dead of a heart arrest. And, they saw her retrieve
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(that's revive) 15 minutes later apparently unharmed by her ordel.
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"This was a miracle-God literally raised this woman from the dead," said the
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Rev. Stephen A. Parson, who had been preaching about death when the amazing
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ressurection occered.
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Today this woman is fine and well living in her 4 room-house in the suburbs of
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Richmond, Va.
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One giant splash for mankind
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Scientists at the Manwell center in Duke University believed they have made
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contact with mermaids. While off the shore of California, they believe that
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they saw and communicated with people from Atlantis.(If anybody has noticed,
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Atlantis is in the Atlantic) Hopefully, further contacts can be made with these
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fish-like people.
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Late Bloomers
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The Brachiosaur , the largest dinosaur that ever roamed the earth, lived to
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such a ripe old age that it didn't reach sexual maturity until it was 100,
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according to dinosaur expert Edwin H. Colbert.
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He hasn't got a leg to stand on now
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Prison trustee Ronald Danford was left without a leg to stan don when he
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allegedly tried to sneak an ounce of marijuana into jail inside his fake
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artificial limb.
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Authoritties in Rosharon, Texas, said the 36-year old trustee was coming from
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a five day furlough when they caught him with the pot.
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Investigators said they will hanf onto the leg until they decide wheter it is
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needed as evidence.
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Danford, serving 10 years for car theft is hobbling around on crutches.
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Snails top yuck list
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Some folks find snails yummy, but 43% of American Adults said they wouldn't
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touch the little critters, according to a recent Gallup poll.
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That put's snails at the top of our disliked-foods list. Next on the list
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comes brains, with 41% of those surveyed turning up their noses.
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Rounding out the icky top 10 are:
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squid
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shark
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tripe
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beef kidneys
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beef tongue
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oxtail
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squab
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mussels
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Then, come the headlines. A lot of the time, headlines are what makes the
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story. Then, when you read it all, boring. So, here are some of my favorite
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headlines:
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Family hires private detective to find their pet cat
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Flower pot kills mom!
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Evil rapists found-dancing on TV
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Hero dad snatches daughter from jaws of a KILLER SHARK!!!
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Look next time for more!! Trash-part II
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