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From davidt@psuhcx Tue Aug 2 22:30:02 1988
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From: davidt@psuhcx (Thomas S. David)
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Subject: taking notes...
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Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle
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Date: 3 Aug 88 03:30:02 GMT
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Organization: Penn State University Engineering Computer Lab
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To all those Freshman note takers out there....here's an example of good
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note taking :-)....
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***********************
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* HOW TO TAKE NOTES *
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***********************
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WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS: YOU WRITE:
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"Probably the greatest quality
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of the poetry of John Milton, who
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was born in 1608, is the combination
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of beauty and power. Few have John Milton--born 1608
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excelled him in the use of the
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English language, or for that
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matter, in lucidity of verse form,
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'Paradise Lost' being said to be
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the greatest single poem ever
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written."
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"When Lafayette first came to
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this country, he discovered
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America. The Americans needed his Lafayette discovered America
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help if their cause was to survive,
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and this he promptly supplied them."
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"Current historians have come to Most of the problems that now face
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doubt the complete advantageousness the United States are directly
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of some of Roosevelt's policies" traceable to the bungling and greed
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of President Roosevelt.
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"...it is possible that we do Professor Mitchell is a communist
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not understand the Russian
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viewpoint..."
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"The puissance of hydrochloric
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acid is incontestable; however, Hydrochloric acid eats the hell
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the corrosive residue is out of steel
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inharmonious with metallic
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persistance."
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*********
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E-mail
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dst@psuecl
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--
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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One joke per submission, with descriptive "Subject:" and no form feeds, please!
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
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