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SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
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In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest
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quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all users
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well trained through our program of Special High Intensity
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Training (S.H.I.T.). We give our users more S.H.I.T. than any
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other BBS nationwide.
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If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
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job, please see your SYSOP. You will be placed on top of the
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S.H.I.T. list for special attention. All of our SYSOPs are
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particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you
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can handle.
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If you are unable to keep pace, we will put you into the Double
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Endeavour Executive Program, Special High Intensity Training
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(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).
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If you consider yourself already sufficiently trained, you may
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be interested in helping us train others. We can add to our
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Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity
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Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
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Further questions should be addressed to:
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Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training
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(H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
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Thank You.
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Boss in General, Special High Intensity Training
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(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.).
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P.S. Those of you with appropriate aptitudes may consider
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applying for the vacant post of Director of Intensity
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Programming, Special High Intensity Training
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(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
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SIGNED:
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Western Office Technical Advisor
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Special High Intensity Training
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(W.O.T.A.S.H.I.T.).
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