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Date: 2 Apr 1979 2211-EST
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From: TONER at BBN-TENEXD (nanu nanu)
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Subject: Sanity
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Sarah Stillwater, sitting silently, stared southward.
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Someone Sarah saw said, "Seeing Sam soon?" "Saturday," said
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Sarah softly. Suddenly, Sarah's seven syphilitic sisters
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sauntered sveltly seaward. "Sunning seems so savage," sighed
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Sarah's swarthiest sister, sunning. "Sarah's seemed so sad since
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Sunday, September second" said sassy Susan, Sarah's
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sometimes-surly servant. "Si," said Stella, "since Sam sailed
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south, Sarah's seemed somewhat sullen." "Suffer silently, Sarah"
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suggested sister Sadie, sipping slightly stale sarsaparilla.
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Sunlight slowly subsided; Sassy Susan shouted "Supper! - Sugar
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Smacks, submarine sandwiches, stuffed sturgeon,..." She stopped
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suddenly. Sarah screamed "Sam!" seeing Sam's ship sailing
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swiftly, silently, spinnaker sagging, straight shoreward. "Sarah
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said Sam said Saturday," sibilated Stella. "Surely Sarah shan't
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suffer, smarty," spat Sybaritic Sonja, seeing Sarah's sheer
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salvation. Sam's sloop suddenly started sinking, sending Sam
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scrambling schizophrenically. "Sam!" screamed startled Sarah,
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sobbing sorrowfully. "Sufferin' Succotash!" shouted Sam,
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swimming slowly shoreward. "Sam's safe," sighed Sarah, sinking
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sandward, still sobbing softly. "Surprised, Sarah?" said Sam.
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"Sam's soggy semblance surely shocks Sarah," said Sadie. "She's
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seen similar sights, silly!" snapped Susan. "Soup, Sam?"
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suggested Sarah. "Sure, Sarah," said Sam, "super!" Sarah
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squeezed Sam. Sam smooched Sarah. Susan shouted "Sinful!"
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Seven Saturdays subsequently, Sam spliced Sarah, so survived,
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seldom sadly, sempiternally.
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