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POLITICS MADE SIMPLE
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Do you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following
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primer (thanks to the Manitoban - University of Manitoba) should clear it
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up for you. No bull.
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Socialism - You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
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Communism - You have two cows. Give both to the government.
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The government gives you milk.
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Capitalism - You sell one cow and buy a bull.
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Facism - You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
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The government sells it.
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Nazism - The government shoots you and takes the cows.
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New Dealism - The government shoots one cow, milks the other,
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and pours the milk down the sink.
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Anarchism - Keep the cows. Steal another one.
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Shoot the government.
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Conservatism - Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
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Liberalism - Give away one cow. Get the government to
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give you a new cow. Now give them both away.
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