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| Words That Are Not Heard |
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| Written by George Carlin |
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| Typed by MIDI Amin |
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This is a list of words that are not normally said on TV. George Carlin
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started collecting them a few years ago, starting with:
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Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cock-sucker
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Mother-fucker Tits
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Then adding:
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Fart Turd Twat
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As you will see, the list has grown quite a bit since then. Enjoy!
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Crap Balls Prick Asshole Jackoff
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Jerkoff Scumbag Douchebag Hard-on Rod-on
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Boner Stiff Piss hard Blueballs Nookie
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Cooz Gash Slash Hole Slit
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Snatch Box Beaver Pussy Bearded Clam
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Chissom Cum Cream Juice Pecker
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Pecker-head Pecker tracks Dick Dork Dong
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Donnecker Wang Schlong Schwantz Pork
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Crabs Ass Butt Hiney Tuckus
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Bum Buns Cheek Screw Laid
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Diddle Plow Hump Bang Poke
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Patter Wham Knock up Bugger Brown
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Jugs Bazooms Knockers Knobs Lungs
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Balloons Dildo Joystick Hair pie Muff
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Corn hole Rim job Blow job Sugarbowl pie Suck off
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Give head Sit on my face Butt fuck Finger fuck Clap
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Gleet 69 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass)
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Daisy chain Circle jerk Cock teaser Wet dream Cunt-struck
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Pussy-whipped Short arm Tuna taco Group grope Bull dagger
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Milking the chicken Gang bang Ball breaker Ball buster
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Murkin Bananas and cream Up the old dirt road
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Around the world Beat your meat Whack off Poontang
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Flogging your dong Pounding your pud Dingleberries
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Beating the bishop Milking the lizard Sit on it
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Fudgepacker Fart face Old fart Farting around Fart sniffer
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Ream Snake Raincoat Quickie Queer
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Queen Putz Put out Push Beef injection
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Dog style Pop your cookies Bust your nuts Knob
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One-eyed monster Pocket pool Tail Piddle
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Paddle the pickle One man band Snapper Notch
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Rod Shaft Stick Piece of ass Goddamit
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Pimp Hooker Punk Faggot Dike
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Lezzie Box lunch Seafood Hand job Hammer
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Hatch Head job Hot nuts Hum job Prong
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Jelly roll Jerk the gerkin Lob Meat whistle Cheese
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Scat fan Middle leg Whanking Bootie Love muscles
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Snappin' pussy Bitch Bastard Clam Bite the brown
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Goin' up mustard road Bone-on Bush Button
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Cunt lapper Cherry Tools Dingus Quief
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Quim Get off Joint Piece Stem
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Root Crack Cooch Crud Eat me
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Fuck you Up your ass Get laid Fuck off Piss off
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Piss on you Stick it Stuff it Ram it Jam it
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Cram it Horny Peter The one-eyed wonder worm
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Piece of ass Little brown eyeball Golden showers Pound cake
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Boy in the boat Brown eyes Brown nose Sloppy seconds Rod of love
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Mongolian cluster fuck Copping a feel Copping a cherry
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Copping a joint On the rag Flying the flag Riding the cotton pony
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Dipping your wick Going down on Dry hump Fist fuck
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Skin flute French job Furburger Nuts Hung
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Get your rocks off Get in Get it up Ginch
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Gobble Deezledike Rubber Shoot Sift
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Wad Cocksman Tit fuck Tong Rough trade
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Trick Weenie And... Yodeling in the gully
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| Presented by MIDI Amin |
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| Terrapin Station AE (505)865-0883 |
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| pw:CICADA |
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| Fourth Reich BBS (505)298-1705 |
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