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_______________________________________________________________________________
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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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MAIL FRAUD
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by L.E. Pirate
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>>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Black September Pirates
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Mail Fraud. The best thing since sugar free Jello (right Psyche?). It is
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probably the most illegal thing you can get involved in, even worse than (gulp)
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credit card scams. If you watch the news alot, they nab alot of mafia dudes
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and drug guys for mail fraud, so I really do not recognize this as something
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you should do, I don't do it, so you know how much trouble you can get in.
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In order to do this, you have to card an advertisement in a magazine for a
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cruise, like a 6-10 day cruise in the bahamas and 2 days in DisneyWorld. make
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the ad colorful, something that would "jump out" at the person. I suggest you
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advertise in National Inquirer, Weekly World News, or something like that (the
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bullshit papers, "I had a UFO Monkey for a baby, etc." those kinds of papers
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will carry any ads. Either get a voice mail system, or a voice line (which is
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so stupid since the feds will catch you faster than you can say "jail
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sentence"). Make the voice mail system message say something like this.
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(PLAY SOME MUSIC, NOT ROCK OR ANYTHING, LIKE CLASSICAL SHIT)
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"Hello there, you have reached Star*Dust International Cruise Line
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Reservations), at the moment, no one is currently available in the offices at
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the moment. Please leave your name, and voice number where you can be reached,
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daytime or home numbers are accepted. Please leave it at the sound of the
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tone. Thank you, and have a nice day!" BEEP.
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Next. Call them, and say "StarDust International calling" or whatever. Ask
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them if they would like a FREE cruise line listing. Write down their address.
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Before anything, you should call a real place and ask for some cruise line
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booklets delivered to YOUR house (YOUR address). Make an official looking
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cruise line sheet to go inside the booklet, rip the ones out that are in there.
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Ask shit like drivers license number, 2 forms of identification, visa/mc/amex
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card (you know), references, etc. Tell them to mail it to a P.O. box (get one
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registered under an alias, not your handle dipshit, but like, 'TOM DICKFACE' or
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something, if they need I.D. read the file coming out soon 'PAPER FRAUD' or
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'CHANGING YOUR I.D.' it will appear in the first issue of Beyond TAP Magazine
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in March, 1988). and their tickets will be mailed to them. You might want to
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call a place and ACTUALLY get them the tickets, or just forget about it. If
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you send the tickets, they will totally forget about it. If not, I'm sure a
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full investigation will kick in.
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Please be careful, and I would not actually try this. I have no tried it, I do
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not plan on trying it. I take no responsibility for what you do (right there,
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I said it). If you try anything in ANY of my files, you are totally 100
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percent liable for everything you do. I did not make you do anything, and I
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assume you are not a tard and can under~rstand that mail fraud is one of the
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grandmaster biggies of all time. So stay cool.
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I'd like to thank ME, Swamp Rat, The Blade, Professor Falken, Ice Pic, Brain
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Tumor, The Traxster, Dr. Rom, Grass Lunatic, Bronze Rider, The Disk Jockey,
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The Perplexer, Dial Tone, Scourge, Fry Guy, The Snowman, and anyone that I
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forgot. Big FUCK YOU's go out to Dead Lord who thinks Blade won't get his book
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sold. Thanks again.
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