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The Digital Gang Presants:
Eddie and the l00serZ
Performin': Livin' on a ware
Cracked By: The Sheik (Chris)
Thanks: The Triton & High Voltage
(Eddie) (Tony)
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[Special Guest Star]
Touch Tone (Bartly of the Mutharboards Elites)
Special thanks to
Dark Logic
For distribution,
(Since they've got nothing better to do with themselves)
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Livin' on a Ware
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The raddest of rad gNu releases by
everyone's favorite rOcK grewp:
E D D I E A N D T H E L U Z E R Z
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(aka ThE TrIt0n and diGiTaL \/\/AnG!@!1)
Once upon a time, not so long ago
Eddie used to work at a furniture store
Wares have been slow
He's down on his luck...no wArEz, it sux
Sherlock works on the board all day
Working for the man, he programs the K-way
For wares, for fame
Chris says: We've got to release all the wares we've got
It doesn't make a difference
if its a bad crack or not
Eddies got the money and that's enough
For fame, we'll be cracking alot
I'm halfway there
Buyin' me a ware
You told me about a ware - I'll buy it I swear
Livin' on a ware
Tony's got his //c in hock
Now he's pitching in cuz Eddie ran out
Wares cost, so much
Tyrone dreams of running away
When Dave calls in the night
And says: I'll crack a ware, someday
We've got to buy all the wares they've got
It doesnt make a difference
if it's a double release or not
We've got the Sheik but there's a catch
For bad cracks - he'll put out a patch
It's a half cracked ware
We'll put it out - who cares
Buy me a ware and I'll fuck it up I swear
Livin' on a ware
We've got to hold on geeks or not
We live for those wares - they're all we've got
"Buy me a ware
or I'll stab you I swear
Call the Motherboards they're on a tare
Gettin' all the wares." - TT/CtC
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Phun Phactz!!@1
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Ed- The Trit0n, chief wArEzZ buyer for Eddie and the Lewzerz
Tony- High Voltage, Ed'z buttlove, gives Ed money for wArEzZ
Tyrone- Tom E. Hawk, the only kewl dewd in Digital Wang
Chris- The Sheik!1@1 Famous for bAd kraxXxXxXXxxx!!@@1!!!1
TT/CtC- T0uch T0ne, Bart, member of C0ast t0 C0ast, runz the Muthabode chain
of shitty bbs's running off of m0difided Networx II!!@1!!@ Famous for
physically threatening all the geeks in modum land!@1!!
[ Produced by: ]
[ The Unknown Elite ]
[ ]
[ Lyrics and Muzik by: ]
[ Captain Kave MaN ]
[ and The Teen Angles ]