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%%% %%%
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%% The Leech At Work %%
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% ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ %
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% [%> Written by:The Rocker <%] %
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%% Brought to you by:The <atpack %%
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%%% %%%
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What...
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Is A leech?
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Does a leech use in his vocab?
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Does he look like?
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Do we do to kill them?
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Am I talking about?
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I am talking about those losers out there that take all our wares off of our
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Catsend lines and give them to his local buds...Yes...sound like someone you
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know? Don't be afraid lad...we all have them...But we need to know how to
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recognize them and how to get rid of them...That is very simple if you just
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follow some directions and read this file patiently!
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First of all as I said in 'The True Leech Hazard' there is a difference
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between an asshole and a leech so I won't go over that in much detail... But
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an asshole is someone you hate that could be a very big pirate ready to put
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your loser ass six feet deep... (That is how far people are buried for you
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dumbasses reading this) A leech is someone you may not have even ever heard of
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and you just want to get rid of him...you may think it is easy but most leech's
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are very determined in getting their wares and will use false names if
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necessary... That means you shouldn't validate someone who has just called
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your catsend and uses a name...Ghost Buster I heard is an awesome name...Maybe
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I am exagerating the name but if you look at anyone's info You can usually tell
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if the guy is a fake or not...But it isn't as easy as just deleting him because
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when he found out that he was deleted he will call back again under a false
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loser name and eventually he will pass the check that you give each person
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because you can't always tell a leech from a cool 'Rocker'...
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haha...Also...Ali Baba or Dr. Micro don't call catsends...so don't freak out
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if someone says..ALI HERE!...say back to him...ALI NOT HERE!...and preceed to
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hang his ass up...but if you did deal with Ali Baba and you hung him up...then
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I will leave you with a 'How to comit Suicide' file but that is not under
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me...Ok well pirates I am sure you guys may want a demostration and a good
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vocabulary of the leech to tell if you are dealing with a leech...Aren't you
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excited?...
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Johnny Pirate just opened the box to his micromodem and is ready to set up
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his local-loser board right after he gets permission to call long distance on
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AT&T so he can get on the awesome 100 meg catsend in Boonfuck,VA....So he does
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just that...that is he is using is microscrotum dialer...finally he is on...
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Enter pass or [NEW]
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[-=>[NEW]
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Invalid.
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Enter pass or [NEW]
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[-=>
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[CHAT ON]
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Hey kid what is your problem.
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No problem.
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Then why don't you just type in NEW
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I did
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Bye...
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Folks Johnny just hit rock bottom... he would usually call back and do the
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same thing again and when the sysop chats...they use their extended vocab. of
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their awesome words...they include
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PLEASE............PLEEZE
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BYE...............LAT0R
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L8ER
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L8R
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L80R
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LAT0R 0N
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YOU...............U
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FRIEND............D00D
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DOOD
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COOL..............(OOL
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C00L
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KOOL
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K00L
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Folks these aren't all the leech's words but if you haven't caught on there
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is a pattern...also their biggest word to use is PHUNY and when they cuss on
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rag boards they usually go $h!t or A$$H0le... that is perfectly immature...and
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as people say it is for you guys that can't cut the PG-13 Law....HAHA... Well
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L8er Guys and keep K00L you awes0me D00DS U...
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^JUST JOKING^
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%%% %%%
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%% THE LEECH AT WORK %%
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% ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ %
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% %
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% [%- Written by: -%] %
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% The Rocker of Virginia! %
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% ( The Ca. One sux ) %
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% %
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% Brought to you by <atpack %
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% ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ %
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% Losers... %
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% Snake Man <-=-> 804/794/2906 %
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% Doctor Pop <-=-> 212/772/0189 %
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% Franklin's Tower.......804/784/3884 %
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% Lucky Strike...........804/740/2118 %
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% Garden Observatory.....617/784/9407 %
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