32 lines
925 B
Plaintext
32 lines
925 B
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Height of
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honesty : Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare.
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noise : Skeletons making love on a tin roof.
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Unemployment : Cobwebs in a hookers cunt
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Heights : Having an erection on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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irritation : hanging from a cliff with an ant on your balls
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pain: sliding on a blade using your balls as brakes
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fashion : baggy condoms
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stupidity : a person looking through the keyhole of a glass door
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sophistication : a baby drinking milk from it's mother's breasts
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with a straw
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courage : in bed with your neighbour's wife and asking him to
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shut the door
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revenge : a bastard working in a condom factory, making holes
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possesiveness : constipation !!
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-/Vuarnet International/-
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617/527.oo91
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24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis
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