184 lines
3.2 KiB
Plaintext
184 lines
3.2 KiB
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AMC
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All Makes of Cars
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AUDI
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Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
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BMW
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Babbling Mechanical Wench
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BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
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Basic Marin Wheels
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Beastly Monstrous Wonder
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Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
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Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
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Big Money Waste
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Big Money. Why?
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Big Money Works
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Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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Born Moderately Wealthy
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Bought My Wife
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Break My Windows
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Break My Windshield
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Broken Money Waster
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Broken Monstrous Wonder
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Brutal Money Waster
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Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
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BUICK
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Big Ugly Import Car Killer
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Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
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Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
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CHEVROLET
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Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
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Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
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CHEVY
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CHarged HEaVilY
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Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
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Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
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DODGE
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Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
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Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
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Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
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Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
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FIAT
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Failure In Automotive Technology
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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Fix It Again, Tony
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Fucked In the Ass Twice
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Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD
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Fails On Rainy Days
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First On Race Day
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First On Recall Day
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First On Road to Dump
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First On Rust and Deterioration
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Fix Or Repair Daily
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Flip Over, Read Directions
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Found On Road Dead
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Found On a Rubbish Dump
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Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
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Fucked On Race Day
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Fucked-Over Rebuilt Dodge
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Fucker Only Runs Downhill
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Fucking Obsolete Road Device
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Fucking Old Rust Dog
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GM
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General Maintenance
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GMC
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Garage Man's Companion
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Generally Mediocre Cars
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Get More Chicks
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Got a Mechanic Coming
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Got More Crap
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IROC
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I Race Other Cars
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I Run Over Children
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I'm Really Out of Cash
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It's Really Only a Camaro
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Italian Retard Out Cruising
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JEEP
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Just Eats Every Part
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LTD
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Long Term Debt
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Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
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MAZDA
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Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG
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Money Guzzler
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MOPAR
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Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
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Most Often Passed At Races
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Mostly Old Paint And Rust
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Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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My Old Pig Ain't Running
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My Only Problems Are Repairs
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OLDS
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One Leak, Dead Starter
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OLDSMOBILE
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Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
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Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
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PINTO
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Put In Nickel To Operate
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PLYMOUTH
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Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
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Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH
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PONTIAC
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Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
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PORSCHE
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Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
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PROBE
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Plainly Runs Only By Exception
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SAAB
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Send Another Automobile Back
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Something An Asshole Bought
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Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
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Such An Arrogant Bastard
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Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
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Swedish Automobiles Are Best
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SUBARU
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(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
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TOYOTA
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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VW
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Virtually Worthless
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-/Vuarnet International/-
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617/527.oo91
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24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis
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