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Philosphical Wonderings
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The reason I am writing this is because I want to see if other have
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the same views as me (like I give a damn what you think) and to express
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myself (yeah, do I look good in this garter, Answan?). Also, this is for
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all those who agree with me but are too lazy to write.
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Now, I don't have much experience in this world, but I believe I've
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soaked enough to give an opinion about it. I'm not a very violent person, so
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you won't be reading too much about me wanting to rip someone's liver out but
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anger is included for all you psychos.
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I have a couple of philosophies in life, most of which I ponder while
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on the toilet, or while fuckin my girl. They are in no order whatsoever, well
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actually, some of the real good ones are in the beginning, so start there (as
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if you'd start at the end).
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1. "Don't do exactly what other people tell you to do all the time,
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but use it to your advantage and climb to the top, destroying all
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who cross your path. Anyway, if you follow all orders, you'll
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never have anything to show people what YOU have done."
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2. "Take care of yourself first, before anyone else-you're gonna have
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to live with yourself for the rest of your stinkin life. This
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doesn't imply health conciousness, but an awarness of the fact
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that YOU are more important than anyone else."
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3. "When you feel yourself getting mad as a pit bull, calm down, count
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to ten, THEN kick his ass."
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4. "When you occupy yourself by thinking of all the people you want to
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kill, stop and say to yourself, 'Hey, couldn't I be fuckin some
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girl right now?' And if you ARE fuckin a girl at the moment, take
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a look at where this relationship is actually going."
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5. "Explore different personalities, get to master each one. You can
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really confuse people like that. Give 'em one guy one day, then the
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next, give 'em something totally different. Nobody will able to
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predict what the hell you're gonna do next. That's cool."
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6. "Help other people out (only when it's convenient for YOU-refer to
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#1.) but NEVER give them any information that they could use
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against you or that could aid in your humiliation or other stuff
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that sucks."
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7. "Expose yourself to different sorts of people, foods, etc. Then
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reject them all and sit in your room and call boards."
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I was gonna think of ten, and call them a modification of the Ten
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Commandments, but I don't feel like it. Anyway, it's not like they're rules
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you have to follow. I'll probobley get some hate mail (if anyone reads this,
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yeah...right), so I'm prepared. If someone actually LIKES this, tell me and
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for $5 (+ shipping) you can register this and remove annoying tags like this
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one! shut the fuck up.
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A shout out to Raven for making this work (oh great, now I sound like
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I'm on the stage at the Emmy's). Great job.
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Buckwheat hath visited and
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left his mark. <20><>
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